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#81
Just say they were vaccinated in Hawaii.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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#82
Thanks to Dick I now know that black leopards have spots and pickled peaches don't need screw top lids.
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#83
(01-08-2012, 10:24 PM)sally Wrote: Thanks to Dick I now know that black leopards have spots and pickled peaches don't need screw top lids.

Carrying this thought to a further degree of clarity you should also know that Maggot and CN are both idiots who died arguing with a Legend.




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#84
(01-08-2012, 10:24 PM)sally Wrote: Thanks to Dick I now know that black leopards have spots and pickled peaches don't need screw top lids.

How did you ever make it through life not knowing those things?

What have I learned from Dick? I'm sure there are things. I think mainly that God rested on the 7th day, which was about 3,000 years ago. And that I would suck at coin collecting because I don't pay attention all the time.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#85
(01-08-2012, 11:05 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-08-2012, 10:24 PM)sally Wrote: Thanks to Dick I now know that black leopards have spots and pickled peaches don't need screw top lids.

How did you ever make it through life not knowing those things?

What have I learned from Dick? I'm sure there are things. I think mainly that God rested on the 7th day, which was about 3,000 years ago. And that I would suck at coin collecting because I don't pay attention all the time.

You also found out that you're really a douche bag, and a poser.
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#86
(01-09-2012, 12:07 AM)IMaDick Wrote: poser.

I do everything I can to impress you. Everything! I make sure I know about everything you love and I agree with you all the time and I pretend I like kittens. Why won't you notice me? Why can't you love me? WHHHHYYYYYYY??? Oh GOD, WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???!!!
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#87
Cracker: WHHHHYYYYYYY??? Oh GOD, WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???!!!



you forgot TEARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


and getting back to hot wax for brandied peaches or not:

A. hot wax is what you put on the bottoms of your skis. with an iron.

B. hot wax is what you do if you still care about a babyass bikini area. it hurts like a motherfucker.

C. hot wax is also used on Dick's back. and chest. and rumor has it, his legs.



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#88


There ain't no feeling in the whole world that compares to hot wax being spread on, tape pressed firmly down upon it only to then be pulled with extreme force while ripping your little hairs out by the roots.
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#89
(01-09-2012, 01:30 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: B. hot wax is what you do if you still care about a babyass bikini area. it hurts like a motherfucker.
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I still care.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#90


*shudders*
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#91
(01-09-2012, 05:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-09-2012, 01:30 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: B. hot wax is what you do if you still care about a babyass bikini area. it hurts like a motherfucker.
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I still care.

Nice picture of you and your sis cracker.

You're the one on the left aren't you.



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#92
I bet the one on the left gets more action than I do. haha
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#93
(01-09-2012, 05:44 PM)Cracker Wrote: I bet the one on the left gets more action than I do. haha

So you're the one on the right.hah ok have it your way.
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#94
God, no.

How do fatties have hair there? You would think friction from walking and ashy skin would take care of that.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#95
(01-09-2012, 05:44 PM)Cracker Wrote: I bet the one on the left gets more action than I do. haha


Hahaha!


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#96
http://www.hillbillyhousewife.com/
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#97
(01-09-2012, 05:50 PM)Cracker Wrote: God, no.

How do fatties have hair there? You would think friction from walking and ashy skin would take care of that.

I don't think she's fat. Really bad choice of bathing suits but she's actually rather attractive.
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#98
(01-12-2012, 09:32 AM)Smegma Wrote: I don't think she's fat. Really bad choice of bathing suits but she's actually rather attractive.

If your thighs rub and you have rolls on your belly, you are fat. What do you think is under the skin? She has a lot of extra vessels and capillaries?

She could cup a basketball. Look at her knuckles. She has beat some ass in her day.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#99


I don't say this in a snotty way, I am genuinely curious, why would they think it's okay to look like that in public? Same with the chunky chick in the other thread, she was breastfeeding her child in a ridiculous manner. I'm not seeing a lot of dignity.
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(01-12-2012, 06:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: She could cup a basketball.

Aha! Finally the proof I've been waiting for to confirm your membership with the Fairer sex.

Any guy knows it's palm or cuff, not cup, a basketball.

I'll let Dick know he can officially start hitting on you now.

hah
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