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(12-30-2011, 04:54 PM)Smegma Wrote: (12-30-2011, 04:51 PM)Cracker Wrote: (12-30-2011, 04:37 PM)Smegma Wrote: (12-30-2011, 04:28 PM)Cracker Wrote: Is this the one that is shacked up with a dude in jail? Because maybe you should have given that lecture at home.
Just sayin'.
Yeah, because her one bad choice takes away all personal choices that might be valid in your eyes.
Man, you are really a piece of shit, aren't you?
Yes, I live alone in a messy apartment, posting pics of my sagging white boobs that I try to hold up (even creepier, I took them myself), trying to be amusing on the Internet.
WAIT! That's you!
Oh, ow. How terribly cutting.
Shall I post another photo of my boobs? I don't need much encouragement.
Yes, if not, email them
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(12-30-2011, 05:40 PM)Smegma Wrote: This is a worthy topic of conversation, I'm sorry it got side tracked.
Honor killings is simple short dick crazy bullshit. Those people have been killing each other over there for over 5000 years! Guess What? Its not going to stop in out lifetimes. What they need to do is have a Womens revolt over there. You think they are crazy now, wait til none of them get laid for a year or so, have some of them veil wering chix cut the wank off thier opressors, That should stir it up a bit.
When they export that crazy shit out of the desert, kill em, just that simple.
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(12-30-2011, 02:39 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Sharia law is archaic and has no place in our country.
If one wants to live in America they need to follow OUR law.
There are lots of muslim countries with Sharia law. Why don't they want to go there and hang out there. Find out how much fun it is.
You want to live under that law then go and live in one of those countries, we are westerners, this is our law.
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(12-30-2011, 01:10 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I'd like to know when we are going to start handing out sheets of paper to immigrants that say "WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES (or Canada, or wherever)". FOLLOW OUR RULES AND LEARN OUR LANGUAGE OR GO HOME."
What is actually your problem? There is one nut case that because of mental problems takes his religion too far, and all goes hoohaa. It doesn't matter from where or what they believe, there are idiots like this all over the planet.
Like the Scandinavian guy who placed his bombs first, after which he went and shot 80 teens on an island. At least he was damn smart as he did it dressed as a cop.
Or that black woman who puts her baby in a microwave for a dish of "L'infant al Dente".
But because of one twat to place all immigrants into the same bag sounds a bit harsh to me. Sort of like saying "Fuck all of Africa and those Christians cos most of the shootings down town LA are done by those black, no doubt catholic, kids. Which reminds me, fuck Bill Cosby too!"
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(12-31-2011, 04:48 AM)Mohammed Wrote: There is one nut case that because of mental problems takes his religion too far, and all goes hoohaa. It doesn't matter from where or what they believe, there are idiots like this all over the planet.
You raise a good point here Mohammed. There are extremists in all religions. I saw extremist Othordox Jews in Israel on CNN the other day bullying and harrassing a little girl on her way to school. She was in tears, veryfrightened. They were calling her mother a slut because her parents weren't orthodox.
Right Wing Christians/Extremist Christians/Any political Christians DO NOT speak on my behalf and certainly do not represent my family, even though alot of them say 'family first'. In Christianity, we say 'God is love', how then can some people say 'God hates fags'. And burning crosses in Gods name is pure evil, pure hatred. So I don't want to be bunched in with any preconceived notion of what a generic Christian is. My faith is important to me.
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I would like to nail all of you on crosses.
contact me for your appointment times.
No early crucifixtions, we have a very long waiting list, please be patient while waiting in line we will get to everyone at their appointed times.
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Cracker please change your third persons name so that you don't sound batshit crazy.
Thanks, I don't want to be in the same list of names with a bat shit crazy person, I read some where that we are cut from the same cloth or some such shit, Me being a legend don't want the bad publicity.
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I'm not into pain, can I a chocolate shake instead? Thanks!
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(12-31-2011, 09:35 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I'm not into pain, can I a chocolate shake instead? Thanks!
Well, may be you could but only if you yawn at the appropriate times and for as long as it takes.
Oh one more thing! you have to promise to keep your eyes open.
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(12-31-2011, 09:40 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Well, may be you could but only if you yawn at the appropriate times and for as long as it takes.
Oh and you have to promise to keep your eyes open.
 I can do that!
Thanks, love. 
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Cracker likes third person.
Half of these people can't write a paragraph correctly, some not even a sentence. They don't understand voice, tone, or literary devices. They had the opportunity to learn these things during their years of free education, or could learn them now for free on the Internet, but they choose not to. Pride and Prejudice is written entirely in third person, so is the greatest American novel The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and almost everything else Mark Twain wrote. Of Mice and Men is also a third person narrative along with works by Nathaniel Hawthorne, Walt Whitman, Moses, and many more.
If people are bothered by Cracker's third person narrative, they should read a fucking book. Ignorant fucks.
If dysfunction is your normal and intellect is crazy, you people are some sad mutherfuckers.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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You're comparing yourself to Twain and Austen? Jesus Christ, what a loathsome bitch you are.
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Yes, I said I was Mark Twain, cow. That is exactly what I said and what I intended.
You live alone in dirty apartment that smells of cat piss. While your life has all the hallmarks of great literary achievement, you resort to posting saggy tits on the Internet.
Cracker doesn't approve.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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I've read all those books, of mice and men happens to be a personal favorite. But somehow, the third person narrative in books doesn't come off as retarded as it does on the internet. Could be the person writing, but who is to say.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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Dick is a legend, yes he is!!
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I love how in Mock, you can be talking about one subject and then eventually, it decends into a tirade of abuse, power struggles and self adoration.
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Isn't it great! 
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(12-31-2011, 03:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: Yes, I said I was Mark Twain, cow. That is exactly what I said and what I intended.
You live alone in dirty apartment that smells of cat piss. While your life has all the hallmarks of great literary achievement, you resort to posting saggy tits on the Internet.
Cracker doesn't approve.
Loathsome bitch and her pompous ass opinion doesn't mean shit to me.
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(12-31-2011, 08:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Isn't it great!
I wonder if Dick has a mirror that he talks to. "I am Legend and no one can take that from me".
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What time is it, Aussie? You're already in 2012. Happy New Year! 
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