Denial of ass kissing

[krystalshores]

Great! Just great! Smells pissed cracker off and cancelled our slumber party. Yes, cracker ditched me. I think she is now rolling dubbies with Duchess and they are watching "Pride and Predjudice"!

[sally]

I'm single by choice.

Yes, it is your choice to eat the entire loaf of bread and pound of bacon for breakfast. I like that you are empowered enough to embrace your lifestyle choice and solitude as a result of your obesity.

I wish I could be more like you.

Adub, you fat fuck! Put the chicharrones down, clean yourself up and go sit at the TGI Friday's bar. Order some potato skins or other bullshit and that should be enough to lure something in.

[Smegma]

What's so fucking stupid is the fact that no one seems to understand the comment I made was about a thread turning into a chat about recipes and dinner plans. Soup chicken chatter at Mock. Instead Cracker waddles into the thread and starts bellowing insults without actually reading what I had written. Or maybe she did and she's an even bigger asshole than I realized... and I already thought she was Mock's version of goatse.

[IMaDick]

What's so fucking stupid is the fact that no one seems to understand the comment I made was about a thread turning into a chat about recipes and dinner plans. Soup chicken chatter at Mock. Instead Cracker waddles into the thread and starts bellowing insults without actually reading what I had written. Or maybe she did and she's an even bigger asshole than I realized... and I already thought she was Mock's version of goatse.

What's stupid is you thinking anyone gives a fuck what you say about this or any other thread.

[Cracker]

Great! Just great! Smells pissed cracker off and cancelled our slumber party. Yes, cracker ditched me. I think she is now rolling dubbies with Duchess and they are watching "Pride and Predjudice"!

Why does everyone think I'm angry all the time? I amuse myself here. I am usually smiling. Sick fun, but fun nonetheless.

How was your movie?

I don't smoke weed because I signed a piece of paper saying I wouldn't. My word is my bond. I also don't Mock from work because of that paper. Or fuck people where I work.

I prefer Middlemarch.

[Cracker]

What's so fucking stupid is the fact that no one seems to understand the comment I made was about a thread turning into a chat about recipes and dinner plans. Soup chicken chatter at Mock. Instead Cracker waddles into the thread and starts bellowing insults without actually reading what I had written. Or maybe she did and she's an even bigger asshole than I realized... and I already thought she was Mock's version of goatse.

Can I consider this a proper scolding?

I read what you wrote. It was stupid as fuck and childish and not something I would expect from a 50+ year old woman. Maybe my expectations are too lofty.

I bet you eat out of a can or car window. I'm sure recipes bore you.

[username]

What's so fucking stupid is the fact that no one seems to understand the comment I made was about a thread turning into a chat about recipes and dinner plans.

Or maybe nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say.

[HairOfTheDog]

<<<Duchess...Smegs...Cracker.


Me>>>>...I highly recommend it for moments like these.

I should start a stoner thread.

Light 'er up... Post the thread link FAHQTOO. I'm a decent cook, but not a great baker. BUT, I make some brownies that are seriously criminally decadent. I'll bring them to the thread, if Maggot agrees to bring dryer-warmed socks for all....

[Cracker]

What's stupid is you thinking anyone gives a fuck what you say about this or any other thread.

Or maybe nobody gives a fuck about what you have to say.

Anybody else notice the melding of two into one? Hahahahahaha

[Cracker]

Put the chicharrones down,

Ok, those are actually low carb. I won't say they are good for you, but they don't make you fat. Lurve the hot ones.

[krystalshores]

Cracker wrote: Why does everyone think I'm angry all the time? I amuse myself here. I am usually smiling. Sick fun, but fun nonetheless.
How was your movie?
I don't smoke weed because I signed a piece of paper saying I wouldn't. My word is my bond. I also don't Mock from work because of that paper. Or fuck people where I work.


I don't think your angry I was just being silly. I didn't watch it. I was waiting to watch it with you! I saw it last weekend. It's hilarious. I thought about you and wondered how u would feel about a black person using your toilet.

I don't smoke either. It makes me crazy paranoid. I want to hide under my bed until the high goes away.
I prefer Middlemarch.
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[krystalshores]

Sorry for the damn screwed up reply again. I can't get to the bottom of the posts on my phone.

[Cracker]

I understood what you meant. It's all good. Dick will bitch about it, but only because he is still using this cell phone:

[krystalshores]

I understood what you meant. It's all good. Dick will bitch about it, but only because he is still using this cell phone:

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't smoke weed because I signed a piece of paper saying I wouldn't. My word is my bond. I also don't Mock from work because of that paper. Or fuck people where I work.

I prefer Middlemarch.

I can't (well won't, damn it) because I own a home health care business and I'm on call vitrually 24/7. But, I still enjoy being around those that can. Weed, cool. The chemical organ-mutating crap, not so much, in my opinion.

[IMaDick]

I understood what you meant. It's all good. Dick will bitch about it, but only because he is still using this cell phone:

My first cell phone was a bag phone, stop being a fucked up transgender hormone raging titty growing adams apple possessing twit.

[Cracker]

My first cell phone was a bag phone,

Wut?

[HairOfTheDog]

[quote='Cracker' pid='216126' dateline='1326513634']
I understood what you meant. It's all good. Dick will bitch about it, but only because he is still using this cell phone:

IMA DICK: My first cell phone was a bag phone, stop being a fucked up transgender hormone raging titty growing adams apple possessing twit. /quote]

HAIR OF THE DOG: What's the hell is a bag phone Dick? I will seriously send you a picture of my face with adam's apple if you reply (if you want). For some reason, I completley trust you would not bring private into public domain.

[IMaDick]

It was exactly like this one.

[JsMom]

^^^^^^ Flintstone Phone? Just Curious...