Secret Love @ Mock

[IMaDick]

of course not.




sweetheart.

Good,then you won't mind if I continue.

[Lady Cop]

is there anyone who hasn't seen Dickie's photos?

[IMaDick]

If you all want a photo of me just let me know I have some really good ones.

Now can we get back to the topic at hand without all of the school girl shyness and giggling?

PS My photo's weren't taken in a mirror locked in the bathroom like MF's and other un named thin skinned peoples are.

[Lady Cop]

not even the nekkid ones?

[IMaDick]

not even the nekkid ones?

I can honestly say, I have never taken my own picture in a mirror, That has to be one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

[Maggot]

not even the nekkid ones?

I can honestly say, I have never taken my own picture in a mirror, That has to be one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

My advice is to stop looking in the mirror and you will not be sad anymore.

[IMaDick]

not even the nekkid ones?

I can honestly say, I have never taken my own picture in a mirror, That has to be one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

My advice is to stop looking in the mirror and you will not be sad anymore.

My advice is

don't start nothin won't be nothin.

[Lady Cop]

so Dickie, wouldn't you just HATE to be this cop at morning briefing?

A criminal was on the run this morning after stealing a police car while he was handcuffed inside.

William Blankenship is considered armed and dangerous - because the car he took was full of loaded weapons.

Shortly after escaping with the vehicle in northwest Indiana yesterday, he was heard on the police radio asking for help in finding the car's cigarette lighter and a key to unlock his hands.

It is unclear how the bizarre situation - with the man held in the back of the car managing to take the wheel, eject the officer who arrested him and drive while still in cuffs - took place.

The vehicle is the town's only police car, according to some reports.

Blankenship, 22, had been arrested on drug charges in the small town of Kouts after being stopped for traffic violations.

But he somehow escaped from the back of the squad car and drove off, leaving the officer who had been driving the vehicle behind. The officer is unhurt.

According to the Post-Tribune, he took to police radio and asked officers where he could get the key to the handcuffs and a cigarette lighter.

Police are still looking for the Kouts squad car, a white 2010 Chevrolet Impala with 'Kouts Police' written on the side. It is the only Kouts police car on the road.

Several different agencies are involved in the search, which is being aided by a helicopter borrowed from a neighbouring police force.

Anyone who sees the car is asked to call 911 and warned not to approach the suspect.

[IMaDick]

so Dickie, wouldn't you just HATE to be this cop at morning briefing?

A criminal was on the run this morning after stealing a police car while he was handcuffed inside.

William Blankenship is considered armed and dangerous - because the car he took was full of loaded weapons.

Shortly after escaping with the vehicle in northwest Indiana yesterday, he was heard on the police radio asking for help in finding the car's cigarette lighter and a key to unlock his hands.

It is unclear how the bizarre situation - with the man held in the back of the car managing to take the wheel, eject the officer who arrested him and drive while still in cuffs - took place.

The vehicle is the town's only police car, according to some reports.

Blankenship, 22, had been arrested on drug charges in the small town of Kouts after being stopped for traffic violations.

But he somehow escaped from the back of the squad car and drove off, leaving the officer who had been driving the vehicle behind. The officer is unhurt.

According to the Post-Tribune, he took to police radio and asked officers where he could get the key to the handcuffs and a cigarette lighter.

Police are still looking for the Kouts squad car, a white 2010 Chevrolet Impala with 'Kouts Police' written on the side. It is the only Kouts police car on the road.

Several different agencies are involved in the search, which is being aided by a helicopter borrowed from a neighbouring police force.

Anyone who sees the car is asked to call 911 and warned not to approach the suspect.

Jesus christ.

I figure they will be looking for another car and a new cop.

I bet the new car has shields behind the seats.

[Lady Cop]

he took to police radio and asked officers where he could get the key to the handcuffs and a cigarette lighter.


i want to know if dispatch answered him.

[JsMom]

Wow! Now I've heard it all. Lighter and Keys.

[IMaDick]

Wow! Now I've heard it all. Lighter and Keys.

So in your world the words keys and lighter are "all".

You don't have to answer in fact if you're not a complete retard you won't.

[JsMom]

[JsMom]

If you noticed I was laughtiing about the damn call for a lighter and the keys!

[Duchess]

This is one of those times.

[IMaDick]

If you noticed I was laughtiing about the damn call for a lighter and the keys!

I gave you a chance.

[JsMom]

I'm on my phone so get over yourself!

[IMaDick]

I'm on my phone so get over yourself!

Ya those fucking phones don't spell worth a shit.

You still had the choice to not answer, is that the phones fault also?

[Duchess]

I think JsMom is crushing on Dick.

[Lady Cop]

KOUTS, Ind. (AP) -- Police in northwest Indiana have found a police cruiser they say was stolen by a handcuffed man who subsequently radioed for help in finding a key to unlock himself.

Porter County Sheriff's Sgt. Larry LaFlower says police found the Kouts cruiser Wednesday morning "wrecked and submerged in water" in southern LaPorte County. The suspect, 22-year-old William Francis Blankenship, wasn't with the car. LaFlower had no more details.