MOCK CLASSIFIED

[IMaDick]

She was talking about me Maggot, no one ever talks about you.

I'm the great "you know who" of Mock in this retards world there is only me who can remain un named.

[ramseycat]

I talk about Maggottboo all the time Dick. He is handsome and smart and sexy and a nice guy. Hmm all the things you aspire to be.

[IMaDick]

I talk about Maggottboo all the time Dick. He is handsome and smart and sexy and a nice guy. Hmm all the things you aspire to be.

No you don't talk about him, you talk to him, now get the fuck back to your 3 IQ point exchange with MF.

[Maggot]

Ramseykittens is my Mock sweetheart she keeps me warm when everyone else fails me.........slackers!

[Middle Finger]

Maggot has been spending too much time near open cans of shellac again!

[ramseycat]

Ramseykittens is my Mock sweetheart she keeps me warm when everyone else fails me.........slackers!

[aussiefriend]

I think we are all missing the point. The point is this is a discussion to try and brainstorm ideas for Duchess to put together a classified advertisement.

If I was mentioning anybody, it was in the context of a prospective advertisement and therefore a selling point for Mock. So there.

[Cracker]

I flirt with Maggott but that is all in good fun. Once again, Cracker makes assumptions that are totally wrong.

I assume you are dumb.

[FAHQTOO]

She was talking about me Maggot, no one ever talks about you.

I'm the great "you know who" of Mock in this retards world there is only me who can remain un named.

Bullshit!! We all know she was talking about me. She hates my guts...

[Maggot]

She was talking about me Maggot, no one ever talks about you.

I'm the great "you know who" of Mock in this retards world there is only me who can remain un named.

Bullshit!! We all know she was talking about me. She hates my guts...

No way! If I was gonna get knocked out by body parts I hope they are yours!

[username]

I flirt with Maggott but that is all in good fun. Once again, Cracker makes assumptions that are totally wrong.

I assume you are dumb.

Aw, she just accepts him for what he is.

[Maggot]

Hi Usernamebitch! .......How has your day been today?

[username]

Okay.

It would be a great day if your son succeeded in sabatoging your bike and sending you ass over in to the laundry basket.

[Cracker]

I flirt with Maggott but that is all in good fun. Once again, Cracker makes assumptions that are totally wrong.

I assume you are dumb.

Aw, she just accepts him for what he is.

Now if she could just learn to spell his name...

[Maggot]

Okay.

It would be a great day if your son succeeded in sabatoging your bike and sending you ass over in to the laundry basket.

That fuc..........not yet, thanks.

[Cracker]

I'm sorry I'm getting hung up on this, but how the hell can you not know how to spell the name of your "special friend" after looking at it in PRINT for over THREE YEARS? HOW? HOW? HOW?

Is an adult really that retarded? That self-centered? That immune to inherent intelligence? You would think the name would be imprinted purely by osmosis after the first year or two.

Our societal standards are fucking low. We should expect better. How do people like that manage to function in society? Stop and think about it for a second. That is just super fucking beyond stupid. With the slightest bit of effort, the small click of a mouse, she could have at least checked the spelling. But she doesn't. She just spells it incorrectly without a thought to the sheer idiocy that represents.

It does not compute to Cracker.

That is a stupid human. Jesus Christ. I can't even think about it anymore. I am blown away by the laziness and lack of self-respect. Blown.Away.

[sally]

I'm sorry I'm getting hung up on this, but how the hell can you not know how to spell the name of your "special friend" after looking at it in PRINT for over THREE YEARS? HOW? HOW? HOW?

Is an adult really that retarded? That self-centered? That immune to inherent intelligence? You would think the name would be imprinted purely by osmosis after the first year or two.

Our societal standards are fucking low. We should expect better. How do people like that manage to function in society? Stop and think about it for a second. That is just super fucking beyond stupid. With the slightest bit of effort, the small click of a mouse, she could have at least checked the spelling. But she doesn't. She just spells it incorrectly without a thought to the sheer idiocy that represents.

It does not compute to Cracker.

That is a stupid human. Jesus Christ. I can't even think about it anymore. I am blown away by the laziness and lack of self-respect. Blown.Away.

And she works for an insurance agency. This is the reason me and the rest of the fucking world are on the phone all day trying to clear up shit that is no fault of our own.

[ramseycat]

I flirt with Maggott but that is all in good fun. Once again, Cracker makes assumptions that are totally wrong.

I assume you are dumb.

Aw, she just accepts him for what he is.

I spelled Maggot with two TT's instead of one is Crackbitch's point. Because of course she can't come up with anything worthwhile to say in one sentence and she knows no one reads those novels of nonsense she posts.

[Middle Finger]

I spelled Maggot with two TT's instead of one is Crackbitch's point.

My turn! Fake-O-Flake, why are you putting an apostrophe after the capital "T?"

[Maggot]

Double T's remind me of Ta-Tas and that can only lead to goodness and a cozy warm fuzzy feeling that make my eyes glass over and sets the room spinning.