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My lady friend can make a bed that looks DECENT! I mean it looks like a bed SHOULD look. All neat and nice and stuff. No matter how messed up we can get it
she can still make it right.
Me, mine looks like a rottweiler nest. I only sleep in HALF of it but it still fights me every morning while I sorta drag the wads of sheets and stuff sorta like over and across the damn thing.
I may get a sleeping bag.
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hahaaa! You need to take all the pillows off. The pull the sheet up and straighten it out. Then the blanket. Then the comforter or spread. Make sure the sides are even. Then put the pillows on neatly.
You probably just need practice. You can come over and make all our beds every morning if that will help you out.
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Only Ramsey feels a sense of accomplishment explaining what every second grader knows.
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I guess Tommy didn't pass 2nd grade since he can't make a decent bed. Since you are so domestic MF, maybe you should give him a personal lesson.
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I only DREAM of 2
nd grade.
I never got to GO to 2
nd grade. My mom has kept me in my room trying to make my bed since 1948.
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(01-19-2012, 11:33 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I guess Tommy didn't pass 2nd grade since he can't make a decent bed. Since you are so domestic MF, maybe you should give him a personal lesson.
I guess you and Tommy both can relish in the second grade information being shared.
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(01-19-2012, 11:31 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Only Ramsey feels a sense of accomplishment explaining what every second grader knows.
Worse, she got it wrong. A second grader would know that the key to a neat bed is hospital corners.
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(01-19-2012, 12:11 PM)username Wrote: (01-19-2012, 11:31 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: Only Ramsey feels a sense of accomplishment explaining what every second grader knows.
Worse, she got it wrong. A second grader would know that the key to a neat bed is hospital corners.
I actually do make my beds with hospital corners. My mom was a nurse so.... Anyway, I thought hospital corners might be too advanced for Tommy at this time. Let him master getting the sheet and blankets on straight and then we can attempt to teach him hospital corners.
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I left hospital corners in basic training. I will never do another one.
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That's why your bed is a mess Tommy. Use the hospital corners!!
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One must respect one's principles.
A messy bed is a sign of a sound mind.
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(01-20-2012, 12:55 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote: One must respect one's principles.
A messy bed is a sign of a sound mind.
...or a restless nights sleep.
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(01-20-2012, 01:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Profound.
It is far too early to be drinking.
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(01-20-2012, 01:40 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote: (01-20-2012, 01:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Profound.
It is far too early to be drinking.
Is it? Shit.
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(01-20-2012, 01:40 PM)Tommy Tourette Wrote: It is far too early to be drinking.
Note ------->
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Never too early. I've already emptied the wine glass on Duchess's back in her av, and replaced it with a bottom-less 7&7.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
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Welllll... I suppoooosseeee it's okay. It seems harmless.
Plus... it's so sexy.