Sometimes an epic fail is just funny..and Mock worthy

[Jimbone]

There is a time & place for huge tits. Walking down the aisle and milking at the food court isn't one of those places.

Time: always

Place: anywhere

This message is MS approved.

[Blindgreed1]

So you wish Mrs. Spy walked down the aisle in a similar dress MS?

[Midwest Spy]

So you wish Mrs. Spy walked down the aisle in a similar dress MS?

No.

However, if my parents and grandparents weren't present I may consider it.

[Blindgreed1]

So you wish Mrs. Spy walked down the aisle in a similar dress MS?

No.

However, if my parents and grandparents weren't present I may consider it.

That's kind of the point MS. Weddings are attended by friends and family (young and old). That's why it's a failure. If you want to show off your wife's rack to your buddies and she's cool with that, you can always email pics to them. Weddings are public family ceremonies.

[Midwest Spy]

BG, you and I agree on this.

My love of tits presented in this manner clouds my judgement much of the time.

[Duchess]

[Blindgreed1]

"Men look at boobies the same way women look at puppies in cages. We just want to set them free and play with them."

[Duchess]

Hahaha

[sally]

Why would anyone want to email pics of their wife's tits to their buddies? Seems like such an odd thing to do.

When I was in HS I knew this couple who had dated since middle school, I saw on FB that they're married with 3 kids now. Anyway I went to school with a guy that happened to be good friends with that couple, I was at his house one day and he left me sitting in his room for a couple of minutes to go do something. I noticed on his desk that he had a photo laying face down, so being nosey I flipped the picture over and got a nice little surprise. It was a picture of the girlfriend spread eagle on the bed with her fingers in her vagina.

I put the picture back and that was the last time I ever went over to that kids house.

[Blindgreed1]

Not something I'd ever consider either Sally, but I've heard of and seen much worse than that.

[sally]

As an adult it wouldn't have been so shocking, but we were all 14 or 15 at the time. Nasty little pervs.

[Blindgreed1]

*whistles and looks distracted*

[Maggot]

I found some x-rated pictures of the previous owners of my house. They aint pretty and are pretty much scenes from a horror movie, I mean who the hell takes pictures of giving a blowjob to an 80 yr old guy laying in a bed with oxygen tubes up his nose and she is wearing some zany purple thing that reminds me of Barney. I dropped them like they were hot coals and stepped on them like they were a snake.

[blueberryhill]

I found some x-rated pictures of the previous owners of my house. They aint pretty and are pretty much scenes from a horror movie, I mean who the hell takes pictures of giving a blowjob to an 80 yr old guy laying in a bed with oxygen tubes up his nose and she is wearing some zany purple thing that reminds me of Barney. I dropped them like they were hot coals and stepped on them like they were a snake.

hmmm.......... i have several purple zany things, purple being my favorite color. I'm wondering if I ever lived in your house. What color hair does "she" have?

[Clang McFly]

There is a time & place for huge tits. Walking down the aisle and milking at the food court isn't one of those places.

Time: always

Place: anywhere

This message is MS approved.

You are my new role model and hero. Was thinking of you Saturday night when me and some friends were going to go to a strip club but decided against it when we some black people fighting in the parking lot. Plus it was 3:30am in the morning and the club closed at 4am.

[sally]

You're really living your life now that you decided against the priesthood. Niggers, strippers, 8 balls... it's all good.

[HairOfTheDog]

I found some x-rated pictures of the previous owners of my house. They aint pretty and are pretty much scenes from a horror movie, I mean who the hell takes pictures of giving a blowjob to an 80 yr old guy laying in a bed with oxygen tubes up his nose and she is wearing some zany purple thing that reminds me of Barney. I dropped them like they were hot coals and stepped on them like they were a snake.

hmmm.......... i have several purple zany things, purple being my favorite color. I'm wondering if I ever lived in your house. What color hair does "she" have?

You trollop!

[blueberryhill]

I found some x-rated pictures of the previous owners of my house. They aint pretty and are pretty much scenes from a horror movie, I mean who the hell takes pictures of giving a blowjob to an 80 yr old guy laying in a bed with oxygen tubes up his nose and she is wearing some zany purple thing that reminds me of Barney. I dropped them like they were hot coals and stepped on them like they were a snake.

hmmm.......... i have several purple zany things, purple being my favorite color. I'm wondering if I ever lived in your house. What color hair does "she" have?

You trollop!

Thanks Hair, it has been a long time since I've been called a slut.

[Clang McFly]

You're really living your life now that you decided against the priesthood. Niggers, strippers, 8 balls... it's all good.

:

Clang's future?

:blow::

[Clang McFly]

You're really living your life now that you decided against the priesthood. Niggers, strippers, 8 balls... it's all good.

Yeah, I'm gonna have to keep that partly on the DL though. A friend I made during priestly discernment who I haven't spoken to since last year, emailed me that he wants me to call him so we can hang out.