Hey Sterling

[IMaDick]

You big pussy, Here's your sign

have at it shit bird, Here is your venue and your thread, let it all out.

[Duchess]

Call me when it's all over. I don't want to get caught in the fallout when I'm in the middle of an awesome day.

Thanks!

[IMaDick]

I have a plan, it's a good plan and one that can't be gotten around by a retard.

[JsMom]

Thanks in advance, Dick.

[username]

Shut it JS...you wouldn't know a gift if it smacked you in your dumb head.

This post is cute. It has a "pick on somebody your own size" feel.

[Adub]

I think Sterling may have started it, though. Dick is just an opportunist. Or maybe it is the other way around.

[Sterling]

Awww, c’mon buddy! What’s with the puffed-up chest attitude? I certainly didn’t intend to emasculate you by suggesting your law enforcement skills are best suited to catching a cold than to solve real crimes. Honest. You’re Mock’s undisputed Legend and certainly not to be outdone by me!

I’m sorry I made fun of sharit. I now understand [through several PMs from members] she is your prospective date to Mock’s Valentine Ball. Congratulations on not going stag, this year. I’m sure she will be duly impressed with your legendary LE competency and flair. It truly is amazing to me, after six weeks of this child being missing, sharit came to the unbelievable conclusion the child is likely dead. Wow! Stop the fucking presses!

I now see you as Mock’s Don Quixote and your sharit as Dulcinea! I bow to you, Sir Knight and your brilliant trap. I have been bested by your nimble intellectual internet maneuvers.

One thing puzzles me, ImaDick. Why didn’t you leap to defend the sanctity of the crime thread after post #65? My guess: Smart, independent and attractive women frighten you. That’s okay. It happens to Woody Allen, too.

[Duchess]

Why didn’t you leap to defend the sanctity of the crime thread after post #65?

I'm guilty, guilty as sin for being an asshole in the crime forum. I own it, my assholishness that is.

I know it's bad even when I'm doing it & I do it anyway.

I'm bad, so bad but I really do try to limit my badness to bad days...I swear.

[Sterling]

Call this ass kissing, but I thought your response was fucking brilliant! Unfortunately, I limited my response to two words.

[Duchess]

I just checked, that person hasn't been back since that day. Oh my gods.

[username]

The crime forum?? Well shit. And here I thought Dick was doing a white knight thing to save his internet crush from further hurt by big, bad Sterling.

Hrumph.

[Sterling]

The crime forum?? Well shit. And here I thought Dick was doing a white knight thing to save his internet crush from further hurt by big, bad Sterling.

Hrumph.

See. He IS a legend in your mind. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed. Doesn't your husband's nose need wiping?

[sally]

The crime forum?? Well shit. And here I thought Dick was doing a white knight thing to save his internet crush from further hurt by big, bad Sterling.

Hrumph.

Dick is too cowardly to do such a thing, in fact I think he enjoys it.

I don't look in the crime forum often, but I happened to look today and caught him in there acting like a hot shot with his old flabby ass. He got told and now he's pissed.

[Lady Cop]

no mea culpa required Sterling. this is Mock. i have on occasion delivered a rude remark to the exceptional .

but as a rule it doesn't devolve into the usual Mock insult festival.

[username]

The crime forum?? Well shit. And here I thought Dick was doing a white knight thing to save his internet crush from further hurt by big, bad Sterling.

Hrumph.

See. He IS a legend in your mind. Be ashamed. Be very ashamed.

Well I said you were big and bad so you and Dick are practically a couple in my mind.

[JsMom]

[IMaDick]

Awww, c’mon buddy! What’s with the puffed-up chest attitude? I certainly didn’t intend to emasculate you by suggesting your law enforcement skills are best suited to catching a cold than to solve real crimes. Honest. You’re Mock’s undisputed Legend and certainly not to be outdone by me!

I’m sorry I made fun of sharit. I now understand [through several PMs from members] she is your prospective date to Mock’s Valentine Ball. Congratulations on not going stag, this year. I’m sure she will be duly impressed with your legendary LE competency and flair. It truly is amazing to me, after six weeks of this child being missing, sharit came to the unbelievable conclusion the child is likely dead. Wow! Stop the fucking presses!

I now see you as Mock’s Don Quixote and your sharit as Dulcinea! I bow to you, Sir Knight and your brilliant trap. I have been bested by your nimble intellectual internet maneuvers.

One thing puzzles me, ImaDick. Why didn’t you leap to defend the sanctity of the crime thread after post #65? My guess: Smart, independent and attractive women frighten you. That’s okay. It happens to Woody Allen, too.

I wasn't defending anything, I gave you a thread of your own to vent in because im generous.

it stopped the crap in the crime forum and you have learned from the experiance.

My plane was a success and a plan that even a retard couldn't screw up..

[IMaDick]

The crime forum?? Well shit. And here I thought Dick was doing a white knight thing to save his internet crush from further hurt by big, bad Sterling.

Hrumph.

I don't do internet crushes, LC gets pissed.

[Duchess]

My plane was a success

*ahem*

[IMaDick]

My plane was a success

*ahem*

It was late and someone said something a few days ago, that's why I made that mistake.