Nosy neighbors

[imsuchawildflower]

I have a nosey cunt that lives across the street. When she stands in the doorway to stare at our groceries
when we bring them in, I just wave. Then she shuts the door and stands away from her picture window to stare,
thinking we cant see her. Thats when we all wave together. As a family. No one on the block likes her.

Next door, there is a rent house that Federal Agents that train Border Patrol usually rent. Sometimes, they will rent
to oil field guys who are in town for a specific temporary job and leave when its done. I was on my patio potting some flowers
and enjoying the night air one night, and they (oil field men) came outside to smoke. I dont believe they were aware that I
was there, and they were talking loudly about this bitch that gave good head. Then another voice says, shes sucked everyone
in town and she isnt as good as she should be for all the practice she has had. Then yet another voice chimes in and says,
yeah, Ive had a suck off or two from her...but Ill never let her do it again. The bitch wouldnt let me shoot it in her face.
At that point, after dying from holding back my laughter, I purposely knocked over the chair next to me....thinking they would
be more discreet etc. Nope. They just went on for about an hour and a half, smoking cigarettes, chugging beers from an ice chest and talking about blow jobs and sex. It was too funny. My 70 year old mother in law came over to listen with me. Quite the
conversation for sure.

[ramseycat]

Sorry Crackass, you are wrong again. But I am sure you are used to it by now. I doubt you could even afford to drive down my brother's street. Hopefully soon to be mine as I am considering buying the house next door to his so that I can help him out. And too bad your mother won't have anything to do with your heathens. Don't be jealous that my mon adores my kids and loves being with them. Go on now and brush your wig so you can brag about what nice hair you have. (cough cough)

This was actually funny. I looked up the average pay scale for adjusters: It's less than half what I make. Plus, we all know you are a secretary.

You can't afford full-price anywhere. I don't believe you. I think maybe because you bitch about child support all the time. Or because you are dumb.

Remember I read what Greeneyes wrote about your kids (repeating stuff you actually posted). I don't think I would leave the little one alone with the big one, either.

Now keep telling me what a fabulous job you are doing with your life. Pretend my hair is fake because you have a bozo and can't grow long hair anywhere but your top lip.

You read what Greeneyes wrote? She didn't repost stuff I actually wrote. Did you also read her exit thread where she said she made it all up? And what a nice person I really am? Probably not. Think what you want but I am not a secretary and I am not acutally an insurance adjuster. I do work in the insurance industry though. I highly doubt you know how much money I make and that you make double. But if you do, good for you. I bitch about support because it doesn't matter how much money I make, a father still has a responsibility to support his children as well. NOT sit on his ass collecting unemployment and going to Vegas every other month. You can continue to brag about how wonderful you are and your kids and your life but no one has the perfect life. Not even you.

[ramseycat]

Who would want her to live next door?

This guy?

Carlton!! Love him!

[LuciferLynn]

My so mows her lawn b/c she is elderly and I taught him thats what you do. You take care of the elderly and she's our neighbor, like it or not.

How old is this woman? Is she a cute eccentric 90 year old or maybe she has Alzheimers? Because then I could see telling the kid to mow her lawn. But so far she sounds like a nasty old bitch and nasty old bitches don't deserve their lawn mowed for free.

I'm going to say mid-70's. She's not addle brained so far as I know. My Grandparents lived next to her for years and I never heard Gramma discussing her mental state. I tell my son to mow her lawn b/c I see no reason an elderly person should have to do that when theres a young man right next door with a working mower. If I find out she's crazy, though, she'll have to get someone else to do it. Taking care of the elderly is one thing, putting yourself in harms way for the sake of it is another. I wanted to ask her last night but she wasn't home.

[NightOwl]

I have a nosey cunt that lives across the street. When she stands in the doorway to stare at our groceries
when we bring them in, I just wave. Then she shuts the door and stands away from her picture window to stare,
thinking we cant see her. Thats when we all wave together. As a family. No one on the block likes her.

Next door, there is a rent house that Federal Agents that train Border Patrol usually rent. Sometimes, they will rent
to oil field guys who are in town for a specific temporary job and leave when its done. I was on my patio potting some flowers
and enjoying the night air one night, and they (oil field men) came outside to smoke. I dont believe they were aware that I
was there, and they were talking loudly about this bitch that gave good head. Then another voice says, shes sucked everyone
in town and she isnt as good as she should be for all the practice she has had. Then yet another voice chimes in and says,
yeah, Ive had a suck off or two from her...but Ill never let her do it again. The bitch wouldnt let me shoot it in her face.
At that point, after dying from holding back my laughter, I purposely knocked over the chair next to me....thinking they would
be more discreet etc. Nope. They just went on for about an hour and a half, smoking cigarettes, chugging beers from an ice chest and talking about blow jobs and sex. It was too funny. My 70 year old mother in law came over to listen with me. Quite the
conversation for sure.

How ugly this is! I thought you were a School Teacher in Toledo, Ohio! I am baffled oil fields and border patrol?

[Cracker]

How ugly this is! I thought you were a School Teacher in Toledo, Ohio!

Think about all the thousands of kids Cracker influenced...

[HairOfTheDog]

My so mows her lawn b/c she is elderly and I taught him thats what you do. You take care of the elderly and she's our neighbor, like it or not.

How old is this woman? Is she a cute eccentric 90 year old or maybe she has Alzheimers? Because then I could see telling the kid to mow her lawn. But so far she sounds like a nasty old bitch and nasty old bitches don't deserve their lawn mowed for free.

I'm going to say mid-70's. She's not addle brained so far as I know. My Grandparents lived next to her for years and I never heard Gramma discussing her mental state. I tell my son to mow her lawn b/c I see no reason an elderly person should have to do that when theres a young man right next door with a working mower. If I find out she's crazy, though, she'll have to get someone else to do it. Taking care of the elderly is one thing, putting yourself in harms way for the sake of it is another. I wanted to ask her last night but she wasn't home.

If a 75-ish year old lady with a camera represents a threat to your son's safety, you really do live in a good neighborhood.

Seriously, she might have some dementia and believe that she's doing something that helps protect you or herself. It's not always easy to tell when someone is in the early phases of dementia. I work with people with dementia and Alzheimers and sometimes you get some very interesting answers when you ask why they are doing something that seems strange. It usually makes sense, in some odd way, once they explain their reasoning. Or, she could just be a nosy old bat.

[Cracker]

Why the Brits are so fucked up:



In case you don't want to watch 7 minutes of stupid shit, the lesson is: Hit the bitch in the head with a hammer.

[FAHQTOO]

Why the Brits are so fucked up:



In case you don't want to watch 7 minutes of stupid shit, the lesson is: Hit the bitch in the head with a hammer.

Thanks for the shortcut...I made it to 23 seconds on the vid. That was 19 seconds more than I should have.

[imsuchawildflower]

I have a nosey cunt that lives across the street. When she stands in the doorway to stare at our groceries
when we bring them in, I just wave. Then she shuts the door and stands away from her picture window to stare,
thinking we cant see her. Thats when we all wave together. As a family. No one on the block likes her.

Next door, there is a rent house that Federal Agents that train Border Patrol usually rent. Sometimes, they will rent
to oil field guys who are in town for a specific temporary job and leave when its done. I was on my patio potting some flowers
and enjoying the night air one night, and they (oil field men) came outside to smoke. I dont believe they were aware that I
was there, and they were talking loudly about this bitch that gave good head. Then another voice says, shes sucked everyone
in town and she isnt as good as she should be for all the practice she has had. Then yet another voice chimes in and says,
yeah, Ive had a suck off or two from her...but Ill never let her do it again. The bitch wouldnt let me shoot it in her face.
At that point, after dying from holding back my laughter, I purposely knocked over the chair next to me....thinking they would
be more discreet etc. Nope. They just went on for about an hour and a half, smoking cigarettes, chugging beers from an ice chest and talking about blow jobs and sex. It was too funny. My 70 year old mother in law came over to listen with me. Quite the
conversation for sure.

How ugly this is! I thought you were a School Teacher in Toledo, Ohio! I am baffled oil fields and border patrol?

I was teaching, Im now a full time Nana so my grandkids dont have to go
to shitty daycare. I live in the South West, never been to Toledo in my
life, thank God.
Sorry if you are confused. When I first joined mock, I was teaching. Ive
since quit...and am soon (late June) going to welcome another grandson
into our lives.
The story is pretty ugly, if youre the girl they are talking about, but
pretty comical that they were so freely talking about this stuff so loudly.
Im pretty sure they had to be oil field trash...they are worse then the
run of the mill trailer trash or redneck trash, or whatever yall call them
where you are from.

[NightOwl]

How ugly this is! I thought you were a School Teacher in Toledo, Ohio! I am baffled oil fields and border patrol?

I was teaching, Im now a full time Nana so my grandkids dont have to go
to shitty daycare. I live in the South West, never been to Toledo in my
life, thank God.
Sorry if you are confused. When I first joined mock, I was teaching. Ive
since quit...and am soon (late June) going to welcome another grandson
into our lives.
The story is pretty ugly, if youre the girl they are talking about, but
pretty comical that they were so freely talking about this stuff so loudly.
Im pretty sure they had to be oil field trash...they are worse then the
run of the mill trailer trash or redneck trash, or whatever yall call them
where you are from.

Yes I recalled you were a Teacher but, I assumed Toledo because you & your husband were Facebook or MySpace friends with Maytee & you commented on how strange she was before the murders on the social sites LOL.

[HairOfTheDog]

Nighthowl,

Just for the record, you are quite the sleuth. If ever something happened to one of my loved ones, I would hope there were people like you and OlderThanDirt on the scene. Sharp, with a memory like an elephant, lady.

[NightOwl]

Why the Brits are so fucked up:



In case you don't want to watch 7 minutes of stupid shit, the lesson is: Hit the bitch in the head with a hammer.

Boring! searching for my hammer.

[NightOwl]

Nighthowl,

Just for the record, you are quite the sleuth. If ever something happened to one of my loved ones, I would hope there were people like you and OlderThanDirt on the scene. Sharp, with a memory like an elephant, lady.

HairOfTheDog, Thank-You!