Mock › Serious Shit? › Discussions, Opinions & Debate v
Bloody marys and you

Thread Rating:
  • 2 Vote(s) - 3 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Threaded Mode
Bloody marys and you
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,703
Threads: 2,945
Joined: Jun 2008
#41
02-21-2012, 11:15 AM
(02-20-2012, 09:16 PM)Adub Wrote: I smoked the other day.


Hello darling, wanna bond with me over some weed? 116

[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#42
02-21-2012, 11:49 AM
I was in a bathroom in a nightclub once and a guy was getting sick after drinking a bunch of them. It looked like Freddy Kruger visited one of the stalls.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,703
Threads: 2,945
Joined: Jun 2008
#43
02-21-2012, 11:50 AM


I'll barf if I see someone else barfing. Revolting.
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
LuciferLynn Away
Mocker
**
Posts: 1,118
Threads: 32
Joined: Dec 2011
#44
02-21-2012, 11:53 AM
I'm a sympathy puker too.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,703
Threads: 2,945
Joined: Jun 2008
#45
02-21-2012, 11:56 AM


hah I like your name for it.
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#46
02-21-2012, 11:57 AM
I saw a guy with a big cup of what looked like a sombrero puke into the cup after he chugged it down, he then proceeded to chug it down again. Now THAT made me a bit nauseous. There were drips hanging from his beard and everything.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
Duchess Away
Administrator
******
Posts: 86,703
Threads: 2,945
Joined: Jun 2008
#47
02-21-2012, 11:58 AM


Gawddamnit! *heaving*
[Image: Zy3rKpW.png]
Website
Reply
LuciferLynn Away
Mocker
**
Posts: 1,118
Threads: 32
Joined: Dec 2011
#48
02-21-2012, 12:06 PM
Oh. Oh no. Oh God. Maggot. No. Thats....I can't....you fuckin suck.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
Reply
ramseycat Offline
Mocker
**
Posts: 16,302
Threads: 311
Joined: Nov 2008
#49
02-21-2012, 12:17 PM
(02-21-2012, 11:57 AM)Maggot Wrote: I saw a guy with a big cup of what looked like a sombrero puke into the cup after he chugged it down, he then proceeded to chug it down again. Now THAT made me a bit nauseous. There were drips hanging from his beard and everything.

You saw Dick at the club? That alone would make me puke. Add in the cup thing and ah yea, no.
Devil Money Stealing Aunt Smiley_emoticons_fies
Reply
Cracker Away
White Devil
**
Posts: 12,251
Threads: 189
Joined: Feb 2010
#50
02-21-2012, 12:19 PM
Dammit, Maggot.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
Reply
IMaDick Offline
Fuck off,I am a legend !
**
Posts: 12,939
Threads: 288
Joined: Jun 2008
#51
02-21-2012, 12:31 PM
(02-21-2012, 12:17 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(02-21-2012, 11:57 AM)Maggot Wrote: I saw a guy with a big cup of what looked like a sombrero puke into the cup after he chugged it down, he then proceeded to chug it down again. Now THAT made me a bit nauseous. There were drips hanging from his beard and everything.

You saw Dick at the club? That alone would make me puke. Add in the cup thing and ah yea, no.

+1 for being as retarded as op.

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
John Adams















Reply
sally Away
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 26,161
Threads: 228
Joined: Dec 2008
#52
02-21-2012, 12:32 PM
Bloody Marys are the only mixed drink that I like. I make it with half V8 and half Clamato, Grey Goose vodka, olives, Tabasco, celery salt and lime. I like horseradish but not in a bloody mary because it makes it taste like cocktail sauce.
Reply
Cracker Away
White Devil
**
Posts: 12,251
Threads: 189
Joined: Feb 2010
#53
02-21-2012, 12:34 PM
(02-21-2012, 12:32 PM)sally Wrote: Clamato

Why? Why? Whhhhhhyyyyyy?

Why do they even make that shit. And don't lie, but do you ever drink it with beer? Romanian Redneck.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
Reply
sally Away
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 26,161
Threads: 228
Joined: Dec 2008
#54
02-21-2012, 12:37 PM
No I don't think I want to try it with beer, but I like it mixed with a bloody mary. I try not to drink it too much because that shit is poison. It's full of msg and sodium.
Reply
aussiefriend Away
Mocker
**
Posts: 10,758
Threads: 49
Joined: Oct 2010
#55
02-21-2012, 05:12 PM
(02-21-2012, 11:50 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'll barf if I see someone else barfing. Revolting.

I got busted dry reaching at work once by the Charge Nurse. The Charge says to me "oh great, you're a nurse that can't stand vomit". True story.
Reply
Cracker Away
White Devil
**
Posts: 12,251
Threads: 189
Joined: Feb 2010
#56
02-21-2012, 05:23 PM
(02-21-2012, 05:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I got busted dry reaching at work once by the Charge Nurse. The Charge says to me "oh great, you're a nurse that can't stand vomit". True story.

Oh, thank gawd, I thought this was going to be a lesbian nurse story for a second...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
Reply
aussiefriend Away
Mocker
**
Posts: 10,758
Threads: 49
Joined: Oct 2010
#57
02-21-2012, 08:00 PM
(02-21-2012, 05:23 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-21-2012, 05:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I got busted dry reaching at work once by the Charge Nurse. The Charge says to me "oh great, you're a nurse that can't stand vomit". True story.

Oh, thank gawd, I thought this was going to be a lesbian nurse story for a second...

The ward aide came in after me and started dry reaching too! It was a sight. Then we both started laughing. The Charge was not impressed.
Reply
Maggot Offline
Mock Elder
***
Posts: 37,639
Threads: 1,590
Joined: Jun 2008
#58
02-21-2012, 08:28 PM
Two nurses and a specimen cup.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Website
Reply
Lady Cop Away
SUPERMOD
*****
Posts: 26,748
Threads: 1,379
Joined: Jun 2008
#59
02-21-2012, 08:32 PM
(02-21-2012, 08:00 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(02-21-2012, 05:23 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-21-2012, 05:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: I got busted dry reaching at work once by the Charge Nurse. The Charge says to me "oh great, you're a nurse that can't stand vomit". True story.

Oh, thank gawd, I thought this was going to be a lesbian nurse story for a second...

The ward aide came in after me and started dry reaching too! It was a sight. Then we both started laughing. The Charge was not impressed.

i'm pretty sure Cracker was making the point that it is "retching". not reaching. Smiley_emoticons_kotz hah


















































Reply
aussiefriend Away
Mocker
**
Posts: 10,758
Threads: 49
Joined: Oct 2010
#60
02-21-2012, 11:11 PM
OMG! In Oz it's called 'dry reaching' oh wow in US it's called 'retching'.

It's like you guys say 'freakin' instead of 'friggin'. We don't say 'freakin'.
Reply