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The Odd, Strange, Bizarre and Weird
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#61
07-08-2015, 11:20 AM
I'm doing great, thanksSmiley_emoticons_smile and yourself?
(*making breakfast and not pming*)
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#62
07-08-2015, 01:29 PM
(07-08-2015, 10:32 AM)Jimbone Wrote: You've already got it wrong... it doesn't happen nearly that often.


Happy Birthday, Mr. Bone!

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07-08-2015, 02:19 PM
Very funny.
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07-08-2015, 02:23 PM


I detect sarcasm.
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07-09-2015, 09:14 AM
(07-08-2015, 10:50 AM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: Unless you and your wife enjoy grudge fucking. Then it's on like donkey kong.
I imagine grudge fucking donkey would be a barrel of fun. I'd really go ape over it.
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07-09-2015, 12:09 PM
(07-08-2015, 01:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Happy Birthday, Mr. Bone!


Anniversary was more recent actually. Got her a nice bronze necklace and a little handmade bowl to put rings in and such by the sink/countertop.
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#67
07-09-2015, 12:11 PM


What did you get?
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#68
07-09-2015, 12:13 PM
Seriously? As if you don't have a good guess...
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07-09-2015, 12:30 PM
(07-09-2015, 12:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Seriously? As if you don't have a good guess...
a grudge fuck.
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07-09-2015, 12:36 PM
(07-09-2015, 12:13 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Seriously? As if you don't have a good guess...


I was serious because I was hopeful for you. Smiley_emoticons_slash
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07-09-2015, 12:44 PM
(07-09-2015, 12:30 PM)imsuchawildflower Wrote: a grudge fuck.

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(07-09-2015, 12:36 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I was serious because I was hopeful for you. Smiley_emoticons_slash

It's one of the things I love about you... hope springing eternal!
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07-09-2015, 11:57 PM
(07-07-2015, 12:19 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-06-2015, 09:57 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-06-2015, 07:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Clang is Mock's Emily Titterington (only he's alive and all).
I don't know who that is, but Smily Tits sounds hot.

I was jumping off sally's remark that you're full of fucking shit Clang.

Emily Titterington is the unfortunate English girl whose asshole parents let her die of literally being full of shit.

P.s. I'm sorry for the partial amnesia your mother's gross negligence caused your brother, unless the missing pieces of his childhood sucked anyway.

I was just surprised you called your parents assholes.
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07-10-2015, 03:47 AM
I'm not surprised...I relate.
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#74
07-10-2015, 11:16 AM
This is an interesting short video chronicling 5 very weird deaths.



#3 kinda made me laugh; talk about (posthumous) revenge.
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07-10-2015, 01:42 PM
(07-09-2015, 11:57 PM)Love Child Wrote:
(07-07-2015, 12:19 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(07-06-2015, 09:57 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-06-2015, 07:01 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Clang is Mock's Emily Titterington (only he's alive and all).
I don't know who that is, but Smily Tits sounds hot.

I was jumping off sally's remark that you're full of fucking shit Clang.

Emily Titterington is the unfortunate English girl whose asshole parents let her die of literally being full of shit.

P.s. I'm sorry for the partial amnesia your mother's gross negligence caused your brother, unless the missing pieces of his childhood sucked anyway.

I was just surprised you called your parents assholes.
Why shouldn't I? Their over protectiveness and trying to force me to be something I'm not is partially to blame for my current life situation. I'm to blame for being lazy and accepting of being coddled for so long that I'm still struggling with learning how to take proper care of myself and be responsible. Sorry, this should probably be moved. Don't want to derail another thread by making it all about me.
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08-14-2015, 04:39 PM
TICKED OFF

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^ Keith and Jo Rogers, 40, of Shawnee, Oklahoma went camping in the Rocky Mountains.

During their vacation, Jo felt sick and thought she had the flu.

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Turns out, she'd been bitten by an American Dog Tick ^ and contracted Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.

Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever is named for the rash it causes, but Rogers' family say she didn't get the spotted rash.

The CDC sees around 2,000 reported cases in the US each year, with most cases occurring in the central states such as Oklahoma, Missouri and Arkansas.

If treated very early, less than 1 percent of patients die. If left untreated for days, the mortality rate is 75%.

The bloodborne illness is caused by bacteria called Rickettsia rickettsii; it damages blood vessels and causes them to inflame. Amputations are necessary to prevent its spread to central organs.

Jo was untreated for five days. She had to have all of her limbs amputated and is on dialysis. Terrible for her, her husband, and her two teen-aged sons.

Amazing how one little tick can cause so much damage.


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#77
08-14-2015, 05:05 PM
Well that's extremely unlucky.

I watched some show where a little girl died from it. She didn't get the rash either and the parents waited too long to get her to the hospital. They even found the tick on her days before, but didn't associate it with her flu- like symptoms.
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08-14-2015, 05:50 PM
That's sad about the little girl. It would be easy to just assume it was the flu for a few days if the rash was delayed.

I'm sure if her hands and feet had looked like this, the parents would have taken her to Emergency.

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11-23-2015, 03:19 PM
Does anyone else find the Crayola commercial with the farting blueberry oddly disturbing??



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#80
11-23-2015, 04:55 PM
I was watching something the other day and saw that and the first thing that came to mind was how low we have fallen.
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