How long is your life line?

[JsMom]

I have an Air Hand.

You know..if I don't say it someone else will.

Say whatever you got to say. I don't get butthurt. Because I simply don't give a damn.

[IMaDick]

I have an Air Hand.

You know..if I don't say it someone else will.

Say whatever you got to say. I don't get butthurt. Because I simply don't give a damn.

That's bullshit, I still want a picture of your cardboard storm shelter.

[Duchess]

I don't get butthurt.

Good, that's as it should be in here.

[JsMom]

I have an Air Hand.

You know..if I don't say it someone else will.

Say whatever you got to say. I don't get butthurt. Because I simply don't give a damn.

That's bullshit, I still want a picture of your cardboard storm shelter.

You poor thing. You'll be waiting a long damn time Barney.

[IMaDick]

I have normal size female hands goddamnit but I have girly muscles & I could knock you da fuck out. Pow, two hits, me hittin' you & you hittin' the floor.

I don't get butthurt.

Good, that's as it should be in here.

Ok, if you say so.

[Duchess]

Ok, if you say so.

If that truly bothered me I wouldn't mention it at all or make fun of myself...

...I'm beautiful, from the top of my head, down to my big manly hands & feet.

[JsMom]

Go find your missing penis...no need to worry about me when you clearly have more soul searching to do.

[IMaDick]

Ok, if you say so.

If that truly bothered me I wouldn't mention it at all or make fun of myself...

...I'm beautiful, from the top of my head, down to my big manly hands & feet.

Please note that jsmom doesn't give a shit.

[Duchess]

She's not the only one.

[IMaDick]

She's not the only one.

Just keep telling yourself that.

She posted about the storm shelter, what the fuck is the big deal about sharing pictures of it?

She could always rent room in crackers jumbo mouth during the next tornado.

[Cracker]

So your mouth serves no purpose.

My mouth serves no penis. Like your prostate.

[Duchess]

Just keep telling yourself that.

Sometimes when I'm posting with you I feel like I've fallen down the rabbit hole.

[IMaDick]

So your mouth serves no purpose.

My mouth serves no penis. Like your prostate.

That's an interesting phrase.

It seems kind of hurried and panicked, and to be truthful rather needy and desperate.

[IMaDick]

Just keep telling yourself that.

Sometimes when I'm posting with you I feel like I've fallen down the rabbit hole.

Did you forget about my palm reading?

[Duchess]

Did you forget about my palm reading?

I've backed spaced through every damn thing I've typed to respond with. I'm very tired.

[IMaDick]

Did you forget about my palm reading?

I've backed spaced through every damn thing I've typed to respond with. I'm very tired.

I took the night off, I'm right in the middle of my most prodctive time of the day.

[Cracker]

So your mouth serves no purpose.

My mouth serves no penis. Like your prostate.

That's an interesting phrase.

It seems kind of hurried and panicked, and to be truthful rather needy and desperate.

So I won, right?

[IMaDick]

So your mouth serves no purpose.

My mouth serves no penis. Like your prostate.

That's an interesting phrase.

It seems kind of hurried and panicked, and to be truthful rather needy and desperate.

So I won, right?

I took it to mean that your mouth served my prostate better than my penis.

If you want to call that a win go for it.

[Cracker]

No, I meant your prostate doesn't work anymore. Because it is more enlarged than your heart, liver, or ego.

[IMaDick]

Well then that is what you should have said isn't it?

Let me know when you get your thoughts straightened out and in order.