PRIVATE CORRESPONDENCE

[cladking]

I never share PM's. I try to not share things learned in PM's Without clearing it first.

I even tell the recipient of a PM if I'm going to post or otherwise publish a section of a missive I write.

Most people seem pretty good at keeping private things private.

[FAHQTOO]

Hahahaha! No, but thanks.

Hey crash, would you post your penis on the Internet?

I think guys do that. I also think it is pretty funny.

Well I haven't had cause to yet, and I'm not sure I'd ever find cause to... I don't know tbh, I'm secure enough in my sexuality to have a shower in the open at the gym, I can undress in front of a female doctor without any embarassment. It's a dick; ~50% of the population have one, it's no secret what they look like... I'm not sure I'd post mine in any way that it could be linked to my real identity for fear of embarassment to my children or something like that

The odd thing I find with guys and dicks is they all want the biggest one, like it's what makes you a man or something... sure I'm glad I don't have a tiny little pinky dick, but I'm quite comfortable knowing there are plenty of guys out there who would beat me in a measuring contest... I just don't understand why they get in the contest in the first place

I've dealt with both ends of the spectrum (no, not at the same time)...4" and 9". I don't recommend either one. Give me a 7" fatty and I'm good to go.

[Cracker]

Most people seem pretty good at keeping private things private.

I would trust you above all others. You don't have a mean bone in your body.

[Cracker]

I'm not sure I'd post mine in any way that it could be linked to my real identity for fear of embarassment to my children or something like that

I just don't understand why they get in the contest in the first place

That's why I don't post my face around the Internet, much less my penis. The older ones know I'm a nutjob and have a weird sense of humor, but the little one still thinks I am nice. haha

I think the male penis thing has to do with sex and income.

I've dealt with both ends of the spectrum (no, not at the same time)...4" and 9". I don't recommend either one. Give me a 7" fatty and I'm good to go.

Is that why you haven't flown to Idaho?

Can you explain to me how you end up in bed with a little weiner? I can't think of any way that could happen...

[crash]

I think the male penis thing has to do with sex and income.

From memory here, but in my 30 odd years of interacting with women, I don't think too many knew about the size of my job/dick/bank balance before they hit on me... in the grand scale of things it's really irrelevant

[Cracker]

I think the male penis thing has to do with sex and income.

From memory here, but in my 30 odd years of interacting with women, I don't think too many knew about the size of my job/dick/bank balance before they hit on me... in the grand scale of things it's really irrelevant

We know, crash. Men can't help but to shift it, scratch it, rub it on you 'accidentally', sit with their legs open in gym short (you are about my age, you probably wore coaches shorts or short shorts at some point in your life or tight jeans), etc.

We know. And you know you had a pair of Jordache back in the day.

"before they hit on me" Hahaha! Just noticed that. Arrogant thing, you.

Jobs don't bother me. I learned as much from the plumber I dated as I did from the systems analyst. All I learned from the Staff Sergeant is that you can snort pills. haha

[FAHQTOO]

I'm not sure I'd post mine in any way that it could be linked to my real identity for fear of embarassment to my children or something like that

I just don't understand why they get in the contest in the first place

That's why I don't post my face around the Internet, much less my penis. The older ones know I'm a nutjob and have a weird sense of humor, but the little one still thinks I am nice. haha

I think the male penis thing has to do with sex and income.

I've dealt with both ends of the spectrum (no, not at the same time)...4" and 9". I don't recommend either one. Give me a 7" fatty and I'm good to go.

Is that why you haven't flown to Idaho?

Can you explain to me how you end up in bed with a little weiner? I can't think of any way that could happen...

I won't be flying around the country for anyones dick. The dick can fly to me...

So when things are getting hot and heavy and the clothes come off , and you grab ahold...what the hell is one supposed to do? Start pointing and laughing or yell "WTF is THAT?!", run screaming out of the room. My manners told me I had to follow through with the act.

[Cracker]

Touch it before you buy it. I have seen your picture. I'm sure you can manage to induce a stiffy while you are still at dinner. That gives you the option of having to get up early for church...

If you don't at least go to dinner once first, I can't help you, whore.

[FAHQTOO]

Touch it before you buy it. I have seen your picture. I'm sure you can manage to induce a stiffy while you are still at dinner. That gives you the option of having to get up early for church...

If you don't at least go to dinner once first, I can't help you, whore.

Hahahaha!!

[FAHQTOO]

Touch it before you buy it. I have seen your picture. I'm sure you can manage to induce a stiffy while you are still at dinner. That gives you the option of having to get up early for church...

If you don't at least go to dinner once first, I can't help you, whore.

My manners also tell me not to be feeling the guy up under the table on a first date. I just take my chances and hope for the best.
I kept the 9"er around for 2 years... mostly for that...but you can only do it in certain positions with a horse hanger.

[crash]

"before they hit on me" Hahaha! Just noticed that. Arrogant thing, you.

Well if I hit on them, the point is moot..

...and wtf is Jordache?

[Cracker]

As a small aside:



I am surprised, just not sure why.

[crash]

Nope.. none of them where I grew up... it was 501s or Wranglers. Unless your mum was a cheap ass and you got non-name jeans. Nowadays my kids are paying $300 for a pair of G-Star or smoe shit..and they're half worn out when they get them. I am proud to say that my son wears his around fis waist though, not his freakin' knees with the ridiculous satin boxers hanging out the top..

[FAHQTOO]

As a small aside:



I am surprised, just not sure why.

I had a pair of Jordaches back in high school. I LOVED them. I was obsessed with them. I left them in a hotel room in INDY and was heartbroken. I had a pair of Sergio Valentes too, equally obsessed.

[Cracker]

I left them in a hotel room in INDY and was heartbroken.

whore.

I spent a lot of time at Camp Atterbury. Indiana is depressing. You should move.

[crash]

I am surprised, just not sure why.

Maybe this goes hand in hand with that... literally

[Cracker]

Nope.. none of them where I grew up... it was 501s or Wranglers.

Wranglers are the best ass pants for men. Nobody in GA wears them (there aren't any cowboys around here for some reason, I guess because there aren't any cattle).

My stoner friends wore 501s.

I really should have married the guy in Wranglers, not the guy in 501s.

I have never known a man to wear both, you are either one or the other. You aussies ARE upside down.

crash, that is a small one. George W. is hung like a mule. Shit you not.

Condi was right:

[FAHQTOO]

I left them in a hotel room in INDY and was heartbroken.

whore.

I spent a lot of time at Camp Atterbury. Indiana is depressing. You should move.

Agreed. I would like to be right in your neck of the woods...

Seriously...when my mom lived down there, I loved it when I would visit.

[Cracker]

Agreed. I would like to be right in your neck of the woods...

Seriously...when my mom lived down there, I loved it when I would visit.

Cracker is going to the coast. I am waiting on the kids to move back from Hawaii. (My middle kid moved there yesterday. Now it is just me and the little. At least now I don't have any family in TN, that part is good.) I can do what I do at the beach.

The only good thing about Indiana is that breakfast place with the red roof.

Oh, and I don't post PMs. Ever. I don't PM that much, anyway. Only if I have something too mean to say on the boards (I know, how bad can that be?) or if I am being nice for a minute.

[Oscar]

I have little time for loose lips. I can't stand it.

I would have thought you would have been used to loose lips and It was probably the best fuck you ever got.