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(03-11-2012, 01:50 PM)sally Wrote: (03-11-2012, 01:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: I ask opinions on things outside of myself like current events but NEVER about myself.
Yeah I don't remember ever asking anyones opionion of myself other than the doctor, hairstylist or asking someone to taste my food to see if it needs more salt or something.
I can solve my own problems and I'm able to judge if that pair of jeans make my ass look fat or not.
It's not the jeans fault if your ass looks fat.
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Genetic lottery..hmmm..I like that!
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(03-11-2012, 02:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Your jealousy is palpable.
You know you would like to be 6' 1" 185Lbs like me.
It's not my fault you lost out in the genetic lottery.
It's also not my fault you ended up with a weak mind that decided to break and fuck you up for the rest of your life.
All I can do is be brutally honest with you when you at out like this.
Jealous of a rat faced uneducated moron who lives in a forever half finished animal hair infested hovel in the middle of nowhere?
I don't think so dick!
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(03-11-2012, 01:42 PM)Cracker Wrote: The funny part of this is that I was just mentioning T-Rex arms because we went to a natural history museum the other day and were laughing at the T-Rex arms. He was dead, so he couldn't bite our heads off for laughing.
I am etched in your psyche, Weeble.
Lies.
Anyway my ego is such that I always assume people are talking about me, I should be (and I usually am) the foremost thing on peoples minds when they post.
Just like you, vinegar tits.
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(03-11-2012, 02:39 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (03-11-2012, 02:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Your jealousy is palpable.
You know you would like to be 6' 1" 185Lbs like me.
It's not my fault you lost out in the genetic lottery.
It's also not my fault you ended up with a weak mind that decided to break and fuck you up for the rest of your life.
All I can do is be brutally honest with you when you at out like this.
Jealous of a rat faced uneducated moron who lives in a forever half finished animal hair infested hovel in the middle of nowhere?
I don't think so dick!
Awwwe it's so cute to watch you reach for something, anything to try to be tall.
Are you working yet?
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(03-11-2012, 02:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (03-11-2012, 01:50 PM)sally Wrote: (03-11-2012, 01:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: I ask opinions on things outside of myself like current events but NEVER about myself.
Yeah I don't remember ever asking anyones opionion of myself other than the doctor, hairstylist or asking someone to taste my food to see if it needs more salt or something.
I can solve my own problems and I'm able to judge if that pair of jeans make my ass look fat or not.
It's not the jeans fault if your ass looks fat.
You know nothing about womens jeans, Dick. You've been wearing the same Faded Glory jeans from Walmart for 15 years, I'm surprised they're not permanently adhered to your scrotum.
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(03-11-2012, 02:44 PM)sally Wrote: (03-11-2012, 02:01 PM)IMaDick Wrote: It's not the jeans fault if your ass looks fat.
You know nothing about womens jeans, Dick. You've been wearing the same Faded Glory jeans from Walmart for 15 years, I'm surprised they're not permanently adhered to your scrotum.
Trim your quotes and your ass if it needs it.
Wranglers Sally the same Wranglers from Wal-Mart.
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(03-11-2012, 02:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Awwwe it's so cute to watch you reach for something, anything to try to be tall.
Are you working yet?
1 - Its also cute watching you post, anything to try and appear intelligent.
2 - You tell me dick, you are the self confessed expert on my life are you not fuckwit?
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(03-11-2012, 02:48 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (03-11-2012, 02:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Awwwe it's so cute to watch you reach for something, anything to try to be tall.
Are you working yet?
1 - Its also cute watching you post, anything to try and appear intelligent.
2 - You tell me dick, you are the self confessed expert on my life are you not fuckwit?
Are you working yet?
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(03-11-2012, 02:50 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Are you working yet?
You tell me you are the expert.
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If someone is a really close friend of mine, I am usually brutually honest and vice versa. Otherwise, if I don't have anything nice to say I just keep quiet or say something generic. I don't really like hurting anyone's feelings or getting involved in their business. Except on Mock.
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is "brutal honesty" an acceptable excuse for being mean or cruel?
tact and diplomacy are the hallmark of good manners, and good manners are indicative of class and good breeding.
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(03-11-2012, 01:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: I ask opinions on things outside of myself like current events but NEVER about myself. Because the fatties always want me to cut my hair. I think they are mad that my arms can still reach it...
My arms are longer than T-Rex arms. So are my little one's arms. Just thought I would throw that in there.
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(03-11-2012, 01:27 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: (03-11-2012, 01:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: My arms are longer than T-Rex arms. So are my little one's arms. Just thought I would throw that in there.
Your tits produce low quality balsamic vinegar. Just thought I would throw that in there.
WTF
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(03-12-2012, 08:50 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: is "brutal honesty" an acceptable excuse for being mean or cruel?
In the real world, no, never.
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(03-12-2012, 08:50 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: is "brutal honesty" an acceptable excuse for being mean or cruel?
tact and diplomacy are the hallmark of good manners, and good manners are indicative of class and good breeding.
Touchy feely and lies are the signs of good manners?
If someone smells how the hell do you tell them they smell with tact and diplomacy?
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(03-12-2012, 01:24 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (03-12-2012, 08:50 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: is "brutal honesty" an acceptable excuse for being mean or cruel?
tact and diplomacy are the hallmark of good manners, and good manners are indicative of class and good breeding.
Touchy feely and lies are the signs of good manners?
If someone smells how the hell do you tell them they smell with tact and diplomacy?
why am i not surprised Dickie doesn't know the meaning of tact and diplomacy? who said anything about touchy-feely or lies?
you smell Dick.
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(03-12-2012, 01:24 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If someone smells how the hell do you tell them they smell with tact and diplomacy?
I bet that hurt, Dickie. 
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(03-12-2012, 01:30 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: (03-12-2012, 01:24 PM)IMaDick Wrote: (03-12-2012, 08:50 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: is "brutal honesty" an acceptable excuse for being mean or cruel?
tact and diplomacy are the hallmark of good manners, and good manners are indicative of class and good breeding.
Touchy feely and lies are the signs of good manners?
If someone smells how the hell do you tell them they smell with tact and diplomacy?
why am i not surprised Dickie doesn't know the meaning of tact and diplomacy? who said anything about touchy-feely or lies?
you smell Dick.
Tact= touchy feely
Diplomacy=Lies
Next time you come up with some bullshit keep it to yourself.
The really simple fact is if someone smells you tell them "they smell" go take a fucking shower or something.
I can see Duchess standing next to someone that smells and not saying anything.
I can see user being that someone.
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Dick knows only three things when it comes to diplomacy, shoot it?, fuck it? or eat it?
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