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#21
04-01-2012, 10:50 AM
(04-01-2012, 08:43 AM)Cracker Wrote: Do you dress like a couch?

Laura Ashley dresses are at least an improvement on the dungarees and mens shoes that you wear.
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04-01-2012, 11:14 AM
You can't beat fire to the door. Trying to go back in to carry out anything just means someone will be carrying you out. You have 2 minutes of relative safe exit. Everything after that is your ass.
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04-01-2012, 11:14 AM
nothing i dont have a house.
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04-01-2012, 11:26 AM
(04-01-2012, 11:14 AM)Donovan Wrote: You can't beat fire to the door. Trying to go back in to carry out anything just means someone will be carrying you out. You have 2 minutes of relative safe exit. Everything after that is your ass.


Thats true. We had a fire in the garage years ago and the house filled up with smoke within minutes. I didn't think of taking anything but the kids and dogs. I think when it comes down to it your coach bag and great grandmother's iron skillet is going to be the last thing on your mind.

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04-01-2012, 11:29 AM
(04-01-2012, 11:14 AM)ESAD Wrote: nothing i dont have a house.

Thanks for sucking all the fun out of this thread.

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04-01-2012, 11:31 AM
(04-01-2012, 11:26 AM)sally Wrote: Thats true. We had a fire in the garage years ago and the house filled up with smoke within minutes. I didn't think of taking anything but the kids and dogs. I think when it comes down to it your coach bag and great grandmother's iron skillet is going to be the last thing on your mind.

Just answer the question posed in the original post you miserable motherfucker.
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04-01-2012, 11:34 AM

box of family pictures
couple of my kids' favorite stuffed animals
box of my toys (don't judge me...some of that shit is really expensive)
laptop
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04-01-2012, 11:57 AM
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#29
04-01-2012, 11:58 AM
I find it interesting that no one said anything about getting their kids out first.
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04-01-2012, 11:59 AM
(04-01-2012, 11:58 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I find it interesting that no one said anything about getting their kids out first.


Probably because I prefaced the original post by saying their loved ones & pets are safe.

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04-01-2012, 12:00 PM
Probably because they only care about stuff.
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04-01-2012, 12:15 PM
(04-01-2012, 12:00 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Probably because they only care about stuff.


No, Dick, I specifically said that to avoid having everyone say they'd be saving their kids, parents or spouse. It would have been a damn yawn fest.
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04-01-2012, 12:17 PM
Oh what a surprise dick hasn't read the original post correctly!

Will he now try and pass this off as an April fools joke like Maggot did in another thread?

Or will he for once admit his retardness?
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04-01-2012, 12:17 PM
How did the fire start?
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04-01-2012, 12:19 PM
(04-01-2012, 12:17 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: Oh what a surprise dick hasn't read the original post correctly!

Will he now try and pass this off as an April fools joke like Maggot did in another thread?

Or will he for once admit his retardness?

You thought about a fucking skateboard and a box of stuff from when you were 13.

I guess that pretty much takes care of it.
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04-01-2012, 12:19 PM
(04-01-2012, 11:58 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I find it interesting that no one said anything about getting their kids out first.

I find it interesting that you're still able to use a computer with a missing frontal lobe.
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04-01-2012, 12:21 PM
(04-01-2012, 12:19 PM)sally Wrote:
(04-01-2012, 11:58 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I find it interesting that no one said anything about getting their kids out first.

I find it interesting that you're still able to use a computer with a missing frontal lobe.

I find it interesting that you keep kicking me in the shin for attention.
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04-01-2012, 12:31 PM
(04-01-2012, 12:17 PM)IMaDick Wrote: How did the fire start?

Flashover from the crossburning next door
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04-01-2012, 12:32 PM
(04-01-2012, 12:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(04-01-2012, 12:19 PM)sally Wrote:
(04-01-2012, 11:58 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I find it interesting that no one said anything about getting their kids out first.

I find it interesting that you're still able to use a computer with a missing frontal lobe.

I find it interesting that you keep kicking me in the shin for attention.

I find it interesting that men nickname their male parts. "Shin" is a new one to me...
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#40
04-05-2012, 02:25 PM
Cell phone
Filing cabinet
3 photo albums

Everything else can burn.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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