Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe

[Cracker]

Gotcha!

Sorry. I'm a snarky bitch. But I think you are pretty if that helps.

[ZEROSPHERES]

Why would anyone wear that?

Beats me Cracker...

http://www.asianoffbeat.com/default.asp?Display=1682

I guess this is like Riding The Bull



All Day Suckers for the eager celebrants



Strap-on Penis for mass hysteria



And finally the Exaulted Penis,
under a holy purple shroud,
flanked by two white pasties,
and resting atop its two black testicles

[username]

Don't be hatin' because some of us are accustomed to much better looking penises than are you. Luck of the draw, really...

That would be a skinny-ass penis. Better for a credit card swipe than a lay, I'm thinking.

[username]

User, how was your day??

It was great but your "hello" made it even better!

[Cynical Ninja]

I wasn't aware there still was a miss world competition, I thought that was phased out along with bear baiting and doctors recommending brands of cigarettes.

[Duchess]

I think she's beautiful.

[Maggot]

Why is the space odyssey theme song playing in my head? Those damn drums!!!

[Cynical Ninja]

I think its beautiful.

Changed to reflect reality.

If you fuck a transexual you are basically fucking an inside out penis.

Just because we can do sex change operationsd doesn't mean we should.

[ZEROSPHERES]

CN: Just because we can do sex change operationsd doesn't mean we should.


I Agree, It's like seeing someone in Nude Stretch Pants, Attention getting, but in a freakish way, and you stare trying to figure out what's real and how you are being fooled.

[Cynical Ninja]

If a guy is effeminate and likes men?, congratulations you are gay! now go away and be gay and leave your penis where it is.

I don't buy all this "I was born the wrong sex" shit.

[Duchess]

I can't even imagine why someone would think that's a good look. I wouldn't dream of going out in public looking less than my best. I don't know who I'm going to run into & if he's great looking I want to be looking pretty damn good myself.

[Maggot]

I don't like the way these trannys are faking people out as their penis tingles. It kinda freaks me out and I think its very very strange. Please all trannys stay on the other side of the room and play tranny twister or something.

[Duchess]

Sumbitch! I posted in the wrong thread.

[Cynical Ninja]

I don't like the way these trannys are faking people out as their penis tingles. It kinda freaks me out and I think its very very strange. Please all trannys stay on the other side of the room and play tranny twister or something.

Have you ever seen a sex change operation?, I have, it made for very grim viewing, cutting the penis in half and turning it inside out to create a mangina.

Jesus Christ.

[Duchess]

That made me squeeze my thighs together.

[ramseycat]

That made me squeeze my thighs together.

The thought of MF tyring to get between your thighs is what made you squeeze them together.

[Middle Finger]

Soup chicken humor is getting old.

[Duchess]

I don't buy all this "I was born the wrong sex" shit.

I do but having said that, I don't care one way or another about someone's sexuality. Whatever floats your boat.

[Cracker]

mangina.

That always makes me think of Old Greg. "Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?"

[Duchess]

Hahahaha!

I'd love to lift my skirt & have that happen. Fuckin' aye.