John Edwards Trial On

[Lady Cop]

hung jury on most counts. :(

want to see if judge gives a dynamite charge...forcing the jury to go back. (Allen charge)

verdict on one count and nobody knows what! agghhhhh

[Lady Cop]

bloody hell. judge has declared a mistrial.

will the government re-try him? don't know yet.


Jury Finds Edwards Not Guilty on One Count, Judge Declares Mistrial on Other 5 Counts

fuck fuck fuck

[HairOfTheDog]

bloody hell. judge has declared a mistrial.

will the government re-try him? don't know yet.


Jury Finds Edwards Not Guilty on One Count, Judge Declares Mistrial on Other 5 Counts

fuck fuck fuck

If the government is confident in their case, I hope like hell that they retry him. The weird shit with the jury bothers me. If Edwards misappropriated campaign funds, it's a shame that he's walking away from this; reinforces the notion that some people are above the law and don't have to pay for their crimes. Plus, if he had been found guilty, I really believe that it would have propelled efforts for election campaign reform.

I think this jury got it wrong, but would like to hear what kept them from convicting.

[Lady Cop]

CNN

Emerging from the courthouse with his parents and daughter Cate at his side, he said that while he never believed he committed a crime, "I did an awful, awful lot that was wrong, and there is no one else responsible for my sins."

"None of the people who came to court and testified are responsible. Nobody working for the government is responsible," he said. "I am responsible, and if I want to find the person who should be held accountable for my sins, honestly, I don't have to go any further than the mirror."

He thanked his family for supporting him, adding that "I'm grateful for all my children" -- including Cate, who sat through the trial with him, 12-year-old Jack, 14-year-old Emma and the 4-year-old girl from his affair, whom he called "my precious Quinn, who I love more than any of you can ever imagine."

Edwards had denied that he was the girl's father for more than a year, saying the affair was over before his onetime mistress, Rielle Hunter, became pregnant.

[Lady Cop]

the jurors.

it is time for professional jurors in this country!

DOJ not likely to re-try the reprehensible scumbag.




The jurors who sensationally found disgraced politician John Edwards not guilty of illegally accepting campaign funds yesterday have said they do not think the case should have even gone to trial.

Speaking out for the first time since the verdict, the jurors said there was not enough evidence to find the former North Carolina senator guilty. The judge also ruled a mistrial on his five other counts.

One juror, Theresa Fuller, told Good Morning America: 'I felt like the evidence just wasn't there. It could have been more - a lot more - than what it was.'

But another juror told the early-morning show that she would have liked to see the former senator take the stand, as some questions had remained unanswered.

'I would've liked to her more about the money,' she said. 'More about his intentions. That would have done it for me.'

[Lady Cop]

and here comes the whore with her book...$$$$$$$$$$

[Jimbone]

Prologue

I'm a dirty pirate hooker

Chapter 1

I met him.

Chapter 2

He had sex with me.

Chapter 3

I had his love child.

Chapter 4

His dying wife found out.

Chapter 5

I was sad.

Epilogue

I'm still a dirty pirate hooker.

The End

[Lady Cop]

now you've done it! copyright infringement!

[ZEROSPHERES]

Jimbone, Surely you could go further into salacious detail so the buying public could get their money's worth.

[Jimbone]

now you've done it! copyright infringement!

Better get legal on the phone. You're forum is about to get sued

[Jimbone]

Jimbone, Surely you could go further into salacious detail so the buying public could get their money's worth.

Is that a challenge?

[Lady Cop]

now you've done it! copyright infringement!

Better get legal on the phone. Your forum is about to get sued

nope. i'll throw the guilty member right under the bus.

i'm not going to the Federal Pen, you are. hahaha

[ZEROSPHERES]

Jimbone, Surely you could go further into salacious detail so the buying public could get their money's worth.

Is that a challenge?

More like an invitation

[Jimbone]

Here's an excerpt from the expanded Chapter 1:

"Damn!". I was late again.

"You're late", the event coordinator snapped at me. "Get your gear set up and start working the Willow Room first. That's where the big players will be gathering and should be a good opportunity to catch some glad handing."

I grabbed my battery pack and wrapped headphones around my neck. Lifting the video camera out of the bag, I connected the battery and flipped on the power. The camera whirred to life as an array of green and red LED lights flashed during startup. A quick kick to my camera back sent it underneath a folding table, and I was on my way to an event that would change many lives forever.

Plugging in the headphone jack and scrolling through some audio settings, I walked quickly down the hallway staring at my tiny LCD screen. So engrossed in what I was doing, I nearly walked right past the Willow Room. "Pull it together Rielle - pretend this isn't your first time", I thought to myself. Grabbing the brass handle of the mahogany door I took a deep breath and entered the room.

Before me mingled the largest Democratic donors in the south. I moved to the periphery of the room to blend in with the staff. As I scanned the room through my viewfinder, I fumbled to find the record button... damn new camera.

"Perhaps I can help?" a slightly feminine, southern accented voice whispered in my ear.

I turned and there he was - corn silky blond hair framing his angelic, yet somewhat weasely face. It was John Edwards. I stammered something unintelligible, a common occurrence for me actually. He put a spindly arm around my waist and the next thing I knew we were in a maintenance closet off of the Willow Room.

In an instant, all of my chakras opened wide - especially my sacral chakra. I felt the familiar tingle begin to build in my womb, which then spread and intensified across my entire body. My nipples strained against the elastic fabric of my sports bra, and I could feel the warmth oozing from the most feminine parts of my body.

I could feel John pressing against me, his hot breath caressing my neck as he maneuvered me against the wash sink. He deftly slid his freakishly soft and dainty hand inside the buttons of my blouse...

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[ZEROSPHERES]

Jimbone, That's great. I can't wait for the next installment. Riveted to my kindle feeling the heat emanate off the screen as my eyes relish every word.

[Lady Cop]

re: literary post 74:

the next sentence is

"and so i told him that will be $20.00"

[ZEROSPHERES]

Rielle and John frolicking in the water while on vacation

[HairOfTheDog]

Jimbone: I'm riveted as well.

[Jimbone]

By popular (err, at least two people) demand... Excerpt from Chapter 2:

After our first romantic encounter in the maintenance closet, I was hungry for so much more. John hired me to video blog his campaign to be the next President, so I was certain that we'd be able to recapture the passion we ignited at the Willow Room.

Shortly after I began filming the campaign, I found myself on a plane headed for New Hampshire. John was looking to make a statement there, and confided in me his dreams of one day becoming President. I have to admit that as a small town girl with no experience as a videographer, I became somewhat overwhelmed as the plane lifted off the runway.

I gathered my equipment from my carry on, and mingled a bit with the press corps that was rolling John on the trail. After placing third in Iowa, there were only a handful of beat reporters covering the campaign. We bantered back and forth a bit - they wondered what a wild eyed blonde with seemingly little experience was doing capturing the campaign on video. I wondered that too sometimes to be honest, but then again I had the attention and the affection of John so they were just jealous I suppose.

When we reached cruising altitude I started filming and made my way to the front cabin. John was entertaining a few advisors, so I shot some footage and meandered about aimlessly. His wife was along on this trip, and she glared at me occasionally. I wondered if she knew that John was in love with me, and that we had intertwined on an ethereal level.

John was brilliant as he discussed issues. I could hear them through my headphones using big words that I couldn't understand. My mind started to drift, but then I was snapped to attention by John looking at me with his seductive stare. He motioned to the galley area just in front of us with his eyes. I knew what he wanted, and I wanted it too.

I made my way down the aisle, and turned right into the galley. I had no sooner placed my camera on the counter when he was already on me. With a flourish he closed the sapphire colored curtain the separated the galley from the rest of the plane. My ears were hazy as they hadn't popped from the altitude, but I could feel my heartbeat begin to race in my eardrums.

"Oh John", I whispered as he pressed his pouty feminine lips against mine. His serpent-like tongue probed my pursed lips, finally breaching my weak defenses and probing the depths of my mouth. My reciprocation was of course divine, and gave him the only signal he needed to stoke the fires.

In a flash he was on his knees in front of me, pushing my sundress up my pasty legs. I angled myself back against the galley ledge, and ended up sitting half on, half off the beverage cart dock. John inhaled deeply as he made his way along my inner thigh, trailing his fingers behind his mouth as he kissed and nibbled his way up.

Finally he arrived, and sent electric shocks through my body as his tongue flicked against my swollen lady parts. My sacral chakra was torn wide open, and he wasted no time as he slipped his fingers through their welcoming gateway. I gasped and pushed myself into his rhythmic motions. John grasped my lower back and pulled me tighter to his maneuvering as I exploded in mile high ecstasy.

Knowing our time was short, I quickly recovered and opened my eyes. John was standing in front of me, with a goofy yet charming girlish smile on his face. My head still spinning, I reached for he belt and pulled him closer to me. Reaching for his zipper, I found my mark and felt the familiar vibration through my fingers as I lowered it. I slid my hand inside the fabric opening, searching for veiny steel. John is merely average, but still it wasn't that hard to find.

Just then, I was distracted by the billowing curtain to the galley. Had it moved? I became acutely aware of my hand position as I heard the metallic sound of the curtain sliding open...

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[aussiefriend]

Instead of calling her Rielle, it should be Really!

John Edwards - Trial off!