Beauty and Fashion Tips for the Ladies of Mock

[username]

I think Ma has me confused with the photoshopped image.

While I'd like to think I've stayed in shape, I'm pretty sure Zero put my face on a 20 year old body.

[Jezreel]

I love Ahava brand stuff, it's all from the dead sea, they do lotions, toners, body scrub, mud masks, body masks, it always leave my skin feeling great, and helps keep it clear. Not sure where you buy it in the states, here we can get it at big departments stores, my cousin will send me care packages with it about once per year too.

Bare Minerals is a great lightweight make up, if you have problem skin it really helps to keep it clear.

It's coming up to that time of year and a lot of ladies worry about showing cellulite, a great quick, easy and cheap in home solution - use your old coffee grinds in the shower to exfoliate, the grinds help with dead skin etc and the caffeine helps the circulation to get rid of the lumpy bumpy bits.

[ramseycat]

Thanks Jezreel, that is a good tip for Cracker.

[username]

Thanks Jezreel, that is a good tip for Cracker.

[FAHQTOO]

What the fuck is Ma doing in this thread?

Now I have to decide who the bigger pussy is...Ma or MS.

They both need to turn in their man card.

[Midwest Spy]

Okay bitches, I need some fashion advice.

Little black dress, no underwear and do the Sharon Stone leg-cross and un-cross over and over.

You're sure to be a hit!

[Midwest Spy]

What the fuck is Ma doing in this thread?

Now I have to decide who the bigger pussy is...Ma or MS.

They both need to turn in their man card.

I'm sure I could whip Ma's ass is anything masculine he chooses (sorry to be blunt Ma, but it's the truth) so, by default, he's going to have to turn his in.

[FAHQTOO]

I love Ahava brand stuff, it's all from the dead sea, they do lotions, toners, body scrub, mud masks, body masks, it always leave my skin feeling great, and helps keep it clear. Not sure where you buy it in the states, here we can get it at big departments stores, my cousin will send me care packages with it about once per year too.

Bare Minerals is a great lightweight make up, if you have problem skin it really helps to keep it clear.

It's coming up to that time of year and a lot of ladies worry about showing cellulite, a great quick, easy and cheap in home solution - use your old coffee grinds in the shower to exfoliate, the grinds help with dead skin etc and the caffeine helps the circulation to get rid of the lumpy bumpy bits.

I get the same stuff, only it's Adovia...all from the dead sea. LOVE the Shea butter. I think I posted it earlier in this thread.

I can't afford all the stuff I want so I just stick with my 2 or 3 favorites.

They have something called Egyptian Magic...close to $40 for a 4oz jar, but it last a long time.
Ingrediants...Olive oil, beeswax, honeybee pollen, royal jelly and propolis extract. I think I like this even more than the shea butter.

[Lady Cop]

What the fuck is Ma doing in this thread?

Now I have to decide who the bigger pussy is...Ma or MS.

They both need to turn in their man card.

I'm sure I could whip Ma's ass is anything masculine he chooses (sorry to be blunt Ma, but it's the truth) so, by default, he's going to have to turn his in.

get your hairy male butt out of this thread! you were warned!

[Midwest Spy]

What the fuck is Ma doing in this thread?

Now I have to decide who the bigger pussy is...Ma or MS.

They both need to turn in their man card.

I'm sure I could whip Ma's ass is anything masculine he chooses (sorry to be blunt Ma, but it's the truth) so, by default, he's going to have to turn his in.

get your hairy male butt out of this thread! you were warned!

Ouch.

I'm outta here, but, the only reason I entered was to defend my honor. Both Sally and FQ2 took shots at me, and neither was very complimentary.

I love those bitches!

[FAHQTOO]

What the fuck is Ma doing in this thread?

Now I have to decide who the bigger pussy is...Ma or MS.

They both need to turn in their man card.

I'm sure I could whip Ma's ass is anything masculine he chooses (sorry to be blunt Ma, but it's the truth) so, by default, he's going to have to turn his in.

get your hairy male butt out of this thread! you were warned!

Ouch.

I'm outta here, but, the only reason I entered was to defend my honor. Both Sally and FQ2 took shots at me, and neither was very complimentary.

I love those bitches!

We love you toooooooo...
Now get your hairy ass outta here like LC said before she has to taze you.

[FAHQTOO]

What the fuck is Ma doing in this thread?

Now I have to decide who the bigger pussy is...Ma or MS.

They both need to turn in their man card.

I'm sure I could whip Ma's ass is anything masculine he chooses (sorry to be blunt Ma, but it's the truth) so, by default, he's going to have to turn his in.

get your hairy male butt out of this thread! you were warned!

Ouch.

I'm outta here, but, the only reason I entered was to defend my honor. Both Sally and FQ2 took shots at me, and neither was very complimentary.

I love those bitches!

We love you toooooooo...
Now get your hairy ass outta here like LC said before she has to taze you.

well shit, you already did taze him...
I need to pay attention.

[Duchess]

Weather, partly cloudy...highs in the upper 60's (I'm giving you everything, dammit).

I'm leaning towards wearing a burgundy dress but I like the fit of the black one better. :

I'm really liking shawls a lot these days. There are lovely ones for black tie events and an evening like the one you're about to experience & there are some that look great with jeans & a cami. These ARE NOT our grandmother's shawls.

Go with the black simply because you like the fit better, you know that kind of thing has the power to effect your frame of mind.

[Jezreel]

I love Ahava brand stuff, it's all from the dead sea, they do lotions, toners, body scrub, mud masks, body masks, it always leave my skin feeling great, and helps keep it clear. Not sure where you buy it in the states, here we can get it at big departments stores, my cousin will send me care packages with it about once per year too.

Bare Minerals is a great lightweight make up, if you have problem skin it really helps to keep it clear.

It's coming up to that time of year and a lot of ladies worry about showing cellulite, a great quick, easy and cheap in home solution - use your old coffee grinds in the shower to exfoliate, the grinds help with dead skin etc and the caffeine helps the circulation to get rid of the lumpy bumpy bits.

I get the same stuff, only it's Adovia...all from the dead sea. LOVE the Shea butter. I think I posted it earlier in this thread.

I can't afford all the stuff I want so I just stick with my 2 or 3 favorites.

They have something called Egyptian Magic...close to $40 for a 4oz jar, but it last a long time.
Ingrediants...Olive oil, beeswax, honeybee pollen, royal jelly and propolis extract. I think I like this even more than the shea butter.

Oh I will have to look out for the egyptian magic.

[aussiefriend]

Duchess has got it, shawls are the go! If I was going to an event like that and was worried about the weather a shawl would look glamorous and practical also.

[Barbara]

Products that I love. I still wear the cat eyeliner look even at my age

[Barbara]

ever have a glamour shot done?

click:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...rong-.html



WHAT THE HELL! hahahahaha

I was just looking at this article today too, funny that it's posted here. There are some hilariously terrible pictures, gave me a giggle, like people of walmart with make up.

So funny Never had one of these shoots done. Never wanted one.

[Lady Cop]

i just bought this too Barbara, but haven't tried it yet. don't make up very often, but like black cat-eye liner too. my eyes are green...it must be waterproof, in florida i was always swimming, diving or sweating!
that's another reason i never wore much makeup, it simply melted off down in that hellhole florida.

[Barbara]

i just bought this too Barbara, but haven't tried it yet. don't make up very often, but like black cat-eye liner too. my eyes are green...it must be waterproof, in florida i was always swimming, diving or sweating!
that's another reason i never wore much makeup, it simply melted off down in that hellhole florida.

Lady Cop, I lived in Florida a few years ago. I ALWAYS wear my eyeliner It will last during the heat, crying, swimming and hiding from the children I have green eyes too

[Barbara]

I must have watched Batman too much I love the "joker shade" of lipstick too