There have been problems in Great Britain recently because of MP's and their ridiculous expense accounts that have been exposed, causing many citizens tofeel cheated and angry, but have no fear fellow Britons we have something planned that will cause fearat the very heart of Parliament.
The humble crumpet!, ladies and gentlemen we will all hold hot buttered crumpet parties all over our green and pleasant land!, witness the fear from the politicians when those hot crumpets pop out of the toaster, watch the very fabric of the governmentbe torn asunder by the application of a thin layer of creamy butter and sink your teeth into twenty first century politicsand rip away all that chewy, creamy goodness.
Know that you have made a brave statement, a statement that shall not be forgotten, our elders who survived the Nazi blitz for months end?, pah! mere amateurs compared to our brave stand.
We will not tolerate the wrong doings of greedy politicians anymore, say it with feeling!, say it with a crumpet!
edited to add - now I want crumpets!
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:There have been problems in Great Britain recently because of MP's and their ridiculous expense accounts that have been exposed, causing many citizens tofeel cheated and angry, but have no fear fellow Britons we have something planned that will cause fearat the very heart of Parliament.
The humble crumpet!, ladies and gentlemen we will all hold hot buttered crumpet parties all over our green and pleasant land!, witness the fear from the politicians when those hot crumpets pop out of the toaster, watch the very fabric of the governmentbe torn asunder by the application of a thin layer of creamy butter and sink your teeth into twenty first century politicsand rip away all that chewy, creamy goodness.
Know that you have made a brave statement, a statement that shall not be forgotten, our elders who survived the Nazi blitz for months end?, pah! mere amateurs compared to our brave stand.
We will not tolerate the wrong doings of greedy politicians anymore, say it with feeling!, say it with a crumpet!
edited to add - now I want crumpets!
I had two for breakfast this morning with butter.....you have to have them with butter not that marg cack::coffee::
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
sally Wrote:And I don't think eating them with tea will help to lower my taxes.
The Americans of old took up arms against their oppressers, the Americans of today drink tea, when did the USA citizenrybecome one of the limpest in the world?
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
being a an anglophile, i actually like crumpets and tea! but crumpets are not crisp like English muffins. what's even better are scones! with clotted cream! YUM!
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:There have been problems in Great Britain recently because of MP's and their ridiculous expense accounts that have been exposed, causing many citizens tofeel cheated and angry, but have no fear fellow Britons we have something planned that will cause fearat the very heart of Parliament.
The humble crumpet!, ladies and gentlemen we will all hold hot buttered crumpet parties all over our green and pleasant land!, witness the fear from the politicians when those hot crumpets pop out of the toaster, watch the very fabric of the governmentbe torn asunder by the application of a thin layer of creamy butter and sink your teeth into twenty first century politicsand rip away all that chewy, creamy goodness.
Know that you have made a brave statement, a statement that shall not be forgotten, our elders who survived the Nazi blitz for months end?, pah! mere amateurs compared to our brave stand.
We will not tolerate the wrong doings of greedy politicians anymore, say it with feeling!, say it with a crumpet!
edited to add - now I want crumpets!
::rollseyes::Great. More gay shit from the British.
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:There have been problems in Great Britain recently because of MP's and their ridiculous expense accounts that have been exposed, causing many citizens tofeel cheated and angry, but have no fear fellow Britons we have something planned that will cause fearat the very heart of Parliament.
The humble crumpet!, ladies and gentlemen we will all hold hot buttered crumpet parties all over our green and pleasant land!, witness the fear from the politicians when those hot crumpets pop out of the toaster, watch the very fabric of the governmentbe torn asunder by the application of a thin layer of creamy butter and sink your teeth into twenty first century politicsand rip away all that chewy, creamy goodness.
Know that you have made a brave statement, a statement that shall not be forgotten, our elders who survived the Nazi blitz for months end?, pah! mere amateurs compared to our brave stand.
We will not tolerate the wrong doings of greedy politicians anymore, say it with feeling!, say it with a crumpet!
edited to add - now I want crumpets!
::rollseyes::Great. More gay shit from the British.
Nearly as gay as having ickle tea parties to "protest" about taxes, oui?
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
The Americans of old took up arms against their oppressers, the Americans of today drink tea, when did the USA citizenrybecome one of the limpest in the world?
Are you truly stupid?
These "tea parties" are protest gatherings and the symbol of unity amongst those participating is to carry a teabag with you. When the "party" reaches it's conclusion, the teabags are sometimes thrown at any politician which may be seen as not sympathetic to the cause.
We don't sit around drinking tea and bitching. We leave that up to you Brits since you're so good at it.
jackboots Wrote:being a an anglophile, i actually like crumpets and tea! but crumpets are not crisp like English muffins. what's even better are scones! with clotted cream! YUM!
jackboots Wrote:being a an anglophile, i actually like crumpets and tea! but crumpets are not crisp like English muffins. what's even better are scones! with clotted cream! YUM!
ohmyeffingawd that looks good
DANGER...DANGER !...That shit will put junk in your trunk...I call it fat ass food.
jackboots Wrote:being a an anglophile, i actually like crumpets and tea! but crumpets are not crisp like English muffins. what's even better are scones! with clotted cream! YUM!
ohmyeffingawd that looks good
[color="red"]DANGER...DANGER !...[/color][color="black"]That shit will put junk in your trunk...I call it fat ass food.[/color]
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