I know who to blame...

[Midwest Spy]

Hope you're enjoying the new membership.

Who are you referring to specifically? Ma? Ilyanna? You dipshit, they would chew you up & spit you out in a nano second. You have no clue.

So, what I read from them is just an act (of idiots)?

They're really super-smart, super-witty people?

They call me 'pussy' and that gives them the edge in name-calling or brains?

If you're impressed with that, I've over-estimated you.

[IMaDick]

I just have different expectations now.

Then take what you've learned & put it to good use.

I've said this over & over, this is your community. You all are responsible for it in a much bigger way than I am.

Please make that much much bigger should you reference me directly.

Thanks

[Duchess]

did you post something you're ashamed of? shut the fuck up and let MS get his bitch on.

No, Dick, it wasn't mine, it was another Mockers. Would your feeling be the same had it been something of yours that you thought was hidden from lurking eyes. Fuck off.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Does MS stand for Multiple Sclerosis? Because that asshat sure is spazzing out right now.

[Duchess]

They're really super-smart, super-witty people?

If I held everyone to that criteria, you wouldn't be here.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Hope you're enjoying the new membership.

Who are you referring to specifically? Ma? Ilyanna? You dipshit, they would chew you up & spit you out in a nano second. You have no clue.

So, what I read from them is just an act (of idiots)?

They're really super-smart, super-witty people?

They call me 'pussy' and that gives them the edge in name-calling or brains?

If you're impressed with that, I've over-estimated you.

Why don't you fall on something sharp, like your rapier-like wit?

[Midwest Spy]

Does MS stand for Multiple Sclerosis? Because that asshat sure is spazzing out right now.

In the good ole days, Dick really was a legend.

Now he tells us how to spread seed on his lawn (and that's NOT a euphemism).

CN and Cracker used to hate each other. Now they'd like to fornicate.

Blue Tiki was ruthless. She's long gone.

So, Sore Wang, I'm blaming you. Yes you. You're conveniently right there.

Thanks!

[LuciferLynn]

Fuckley.

Cockbreath.


Two words I simply cannot wait to use.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Ma Huang is an herb you fucking retard. Dick says you're trying to grow a set. Rub some of that on it and watch what happens.

[Ilyanna]

*gasps*

That's pure evil.

I know, right? You should see the ruins of the last mb we forced our fluff on!

[Ma Huang Sor]

I smell a kittens thread coming up

[Midwest Spy]

Ma Huang is an herb you fucking retard. Dick says you're trying to grow a set. Rub some of that on it and watch what happens.

Didn't care for MY name for you?

A little sore in the buttocks?

Now, this is more like it!!

[Ma Huang Sor]

Just don't wiggle your ears while your head is up there. I'd hate to spontaneously ejaculate.

[username]

did you post something you're ashamed of? shut the fuck up and let MS get his bitch on.

No, Dick, it wasn't mine, it was another Mockers.

Not only do you fail to quote, you fail to read who other people quoted.

[Duchess]

Not only do you fail to quote, you fail to read who other people quoted.

You're absolutely right, obviously I'm not paying attention...

...all I saw was another opportunity to fuck with Dick.

[Ilyanna]

Heh, I knew I had forgotten to reply to something. Thanks for reminding me, user

Jesus Christ did you post something you're ashamed of? shut the fuck up and let MS get his bitch on.

Ashamed of? No. But it kind of defies the purpose of members-only fora if the stuff in there is being put up for grabs for every malicious lurker out there.

Seriously, though - has there ever been anyone the 'shut the fuck up" approach has worked on?

I smell a kittens thread coming up

LOL! I'm not sure they're ready for that yet. These poor people might just die from all the sweetness!

[Ma Huang Sor]

Not only do you fail to quote, you fail to read who other people quoted.

You're absolutely right, obviously I'm not paying attention...

...all I saw was another opportunity to fuck with Dick.

Sounds like a hot date.

[HairOfTheDog]

Jesus Christ, MS. Here ya go:



P.s. If you're just stirring shit by playing the disappointed and disgruntled card without caring what anyone thinks of you, big fuckin' thumbs up! If you're serious, even funnier. (I dig you either way...)

[Ilyanna]

Wait - you mean there is a chance that his whinery was real?

[HairOfTheDog]

Wait - you mean there is a chance that her whinery was real?

Always a chance. ⁵⁰⁄₅₀ with this one, imo...