Girl Scouts

[Duchess]

I have to be hogtied when it comes to ice cream

[sally]

I dont really like sweets, my friend brought a bunch of chocolate from Switzerland and I don't even care for that. I wish she brought cheese instead.

[Duchess]

Ice cream is my biggest food flaw, if you will. I'm not into candy or other sweet crap but I'd sell my soul if I could eat all the ice cream I wanted without getting an ass the size of Texas.

[IMaDick]

It's not so much what you eat it's what you do with the calories.

[sally]

I will try to explain it to you idiots. This is MOCK. Nothing here is to be taken seriously. Yes, a Thinmint candy bar would look very tasty. However, I do believe I could manage to restrain myself from buying 852 candy bars and eating them in my car.

Yes Ramsey, we all realize you were trying to be facetious and this was meant to be a lighthearted thread about thin mint candy bars just like the stupid thread you started about caramel rice cakes.

[Ma Huang Sor]

I have to be hogtied when it comes to ice cream

I like the idea of you hogtied. I'd do that and then slooooooowly feed you lots and lots of ice cream.

[Maggot]

Ben and jerrys is the only "real" ice cream out there now, all the others are fluffed and filled with air.

[ramseycat]

I will try to explain it to you idiots. This is MOCK. Nothing here is to be taken seriously. Yes, a Thinmint candy bar would look very tasty. However, I do believe I could manage to restrain myself from buying 852 candy bars and eating them in my car.

Yes Ramsey, we all realize you were trying to be facetious and this was meant to be a lighthearted thread about thin mint candy bars just like the stupid thread you started about caramel rice cakes.

What can I say? I like rice cakes and thin mints.

[IMaDick]

How many Boxes of the thin mints did you buy?

You know marketing put the word "thin" in the title to fool the fat bitches into thinking they aren't fattening.

[ramseycat]

How many Boxes of the thin mints did you buy?

You know marketing put the word "thin" in the title to fool the fat bitches into thinking they aren't fattening.

I did not buy any GS cookies this year.

[Duchess]

I like the idea of you hogtied. I'd do that and then slooooooowly feed you lots and lots of ice cream.

Ain't you a sweetie. That's so much nicer than the former Mocker who wanted to impale me on this so he could watch me suffer. That was his idea of good times.

[FAHQTOO]

I will try to explain it to you idiots.

[ramseycat]

I will try to explain it to you idiots.

Ya know, it's good that you can laugh at yourself. You can embrace being a little on the dim side. I like that about you.

[Donovan]

Ben and jerrys is the only "real" ice cream out there now, all the others are fluffed and filled with air.

Breyers isn't bad.

[Donovan]

Hahaha girlfights are funny.

Fine then. You're not invited to the bikinis and jello part of the event, asshole. Hrumph.

I just occasionally like to remind women that men aren't the only ones who more or less stop developing emotional maturity past middle school.

[FAHQTOO]

I will try to explain it to you idiots.

Ya know, it's good that you can laugh at yourself. You can embrace being a little on the dim side. I like that about you.

Everybody should laugh at themselves...especially you. Sometimes we get tired of laughing at you and you should just do it yourself.

My light-bulb is shining bright, thank you very much. Yours, on the other hand, is burnt-out and somebody should have changed it long ago. Then again...it's not like it would help.

[Cynical Ninja]

I dont really like sweets, my friend brought a bunch of chocolate from Switzerland and I don't even care for that. I wish she brought cheese instead.

I tend to agree with you.

Savoury beats sweets candy ass any day in my book.

Keep your chocolate cake and bring me some southern fried chicken everyday of the week.

[Duchess]

*ahem* You may want to give that another look, OP.

[Cynical Ninja]

Really? Is that what you got out of that?

Yes and I'm not the only one.

You frequently post your personal weaknesses and flaws in here for some reason then complain when someone calls you on it.

For future reference ramsey nobody gives a fuck, save yourself a whole lot of trouble and shut the fuck up, you endlessly fish for sympathy and understanding.

This is Mock for christs sake.

[Cynical Ninja]

What can I say? I like rice cakes and thin mints.

Rice cakes and thin mints and southern fried chicken, biscuits and doughnuts and cakes finger licking, big packages of thin mints all tied up with string, these are a few of ramseys favourite things.