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LuciferLynn Away
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#41
05-10-2012, 08:31 PM
Id rather not think about dicks big hard johnson or his pony baloney or whatever the fuck hes calling it these days. I feel about that the same way seeing a three year old sucking his mothers titty.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#42
05-10-2012, 08:32 PM
(05-10-2012, 08:00 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: but that's because you're an old crone that probably hasn't had a taste of the sausage in some time.


No, that's not me, I'm 36 and just had a kid ( from my husband, not the bum behind Walmart or any other story you're likely to concoct) either way I wouldn't care to see a pony baloney ever again.
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#43
05-10-2012, 08:36 PM
How old is your little baby? How cool! Congratulations! We had our last kid when I was 36 too, he's the gem of my life.
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#44
05-10-2012, 08:42 PM
(05-10-2012, 07:30 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(05-10-2012, 07:25 PM)username Wrote: Warning!! Warning!! You are now entering the soup chicken zone!

Of course we are because you're here.

Just the sort of witty, intelligent reply I've come to expect from you, you stupid cumbucket.
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#45
05-10-2012, 08:59 PM
lol @ cumbucket
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#46
05-10-2012, 09:07 PM
(05-10-2012, 08:36 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: How old is your little baby? How cool! Congratulations! We had our last kid when I was 36 too, he's the gem of my life.


Thank you. She's nine months and was a big surprise. The other two are 14 and 18 so it was a bit surreal having another one after all those years believing my tubes were cauterized and not expecting anymore kids. I love her to death, but I definitely don't wan't anymore.
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#47
05-11-2012, 10:37 AM
Such a sweet little blessing Sally Smiley_emoticons_smile I had my last one when I was 41. He was a lovely blessing too Blowing-kisses





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#48
05-11-2012, 06:27 PM
We got our copy today!

Son: what the hell? *walks away*

Daughter: oh grooooss! I'm never breast feeding. Doesn't it make your boobs saggy anyway?

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#49
05-11-2012, 09:26 PM
^ha hahaha

@ sally & Barbara, same thing happened to us, we thought "impossible" he's 20 now and his sisters are 29 and 31. Very cool, and still an interesting challenge. Even more so now that they're adults too.
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