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what's for dinner?
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#581
08-11-2014, 05:57 PM
(08-11-2014, 05:32 PM)sally Wrote: I just ate 560 calories worth of camembert cheese with a pear.
I wonder how many calories one can burn off by masturbating?
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08-11-2014, 06:31 PM
At least a couple of blocks of camembert and a pear. If you're doing it right..
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08-11-2014, 06:45 PM


Fap Fap Fap...my god, I could eat ice cream everyday then.
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08-11-2014, 06:52 PM
I ate a bowl of Golden Graham's and a pop tart.
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08-11-2014, 07:01 PM
It's not even in the testing phase yet, but I think I have an idea for the latest fad diet. I'd explain more, but then you wouldn't buy my book: "How I lost 20 lbs, ate whatever I wanted and had multiple orgasms every day" Should be a number 1 seller inside of a week if all goes well. hah
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08-11-2014, 07:29 PM
Off to go masturbate...
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08-11-2014, 08:39 PM
Not even waiting for the book?
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08-11-2014, 08:54 PM
That would be the shortest book ever. Stuff your face, masturbate. The end.
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08-11-2014, 09:18 PM
hah

Sally's bible;

God was bored. He created some playthings and a place for them to live. Chaos ensued. He created 10 rules that that you should all follow. He got bored with them and hasn't played with them for 2000 years. The End.
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08-11-2014, 11:37 PM
Sally's history of the world:

Round rock formed, got wet, grew plants, animals got bigger, humans took over, fought, discovered a new land, fought there, had a bigger fight twice, developed technology, made porn, everyone orgasmed. Game over.
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08-12-2014, 06:22 AM


I ordered a pizza. I was so hungry I just knew I could eat the whole thing. I ate a grand total of two slices.
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08-12-2014, 06:30 AM
I hope you rubbed one out straight after..
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08-12-2014, 06:33 AM


Well yeah. I didn't want those slices going straight to my ass.
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08-12-2014, 06:38 AM
I hope you washed your hands before. And after..
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08-12-2014, 08:50 AM
I could go for some pizza.
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08-12-2014, 09:09 AM


Are you prepared to masturbate after eating it?
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08-12-2014, 09:24 AM
Maybe not right away...
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08-12-2014, 05:30 PM
That explains the bingo wings..
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08-12-2014, 05:39 PM
Just got some sweet corn this past Sunday.

It's perfect.
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08-12-2014, 05:47 PM
Ramsey needs to trade in her vibrator for the shake weight. She can eat all she wants and masturbate her way to firmer arms in just 6 minutes a day.

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