what's for dinner?

[sally]

Those are silver fish. Creepy looking little suckers.

[Som Yung Ho]

Didn't think you uncultured buffoons would know. Wonder what silver fish would taste like. Would have to be deep fried.

[Duchess]

I've never been to Rolling Hills casino, but heading there in a couple of hours.

I hope you're having a great time, HotD! I was disappointed you didn't post from bed this time. It was hawt thinking about you posting in nothing but a sheet wrapped around you. *adjusts junk*

[HairOfTheDog]

Thank you, Duchess. We didn't take a single pic, but had a great time relaxing, partying, and playing. I don't usually gamble, but had a lot of fun and won enough at the blackjack tables to pay for the trip, which was a nice little bonus. The place is kinda in the middle of nowhere, but every single person we encountered was cool and the food was amazing.

[Duchess]

What's cooking, Mockers?

[Clang McFly]

What's cooking, Mockers?

Nothing yet (just like my dating and sex life). Another night of delivery.

*sigh*

[QueenBee]

Had a sudden craving for stuffed peppers. Had most of the ingredients, so I figured what the hell. They are in the oven now. I am sure there is some sort of obscure brain science that explains why something like a particular food craving pops into our heads.
My feeling, I just like stuffed peppers, and they are easy to construct.

[sally]

Yeah stuffed peppers are easy to prepare and everyone seems to like it. That's a good idea for tomorrow night. I have to take my daughter to ballet class at 6pm, but I can make them ahead of time and just pop them in the oven and they'll be done by the time I get home.

[sally]

Then I can give my son the leftovers. He moved out, but makes sure he stops by everyday to take all my food.

Also he has a different girlfriend every week. One more beautiful than the next, I feel like such an old fucking hag when he brings them over. And they always have skimpy clothes on, I'm sure my husband is staring at their ass.

[QueenBee]

aww, Sally. Do not let it stress you. boys always marry someone like their mom, so I guess he does not see mom as an old hag. Especially when he gets good food. Just finished our dinner, with two more left for our lunch tomorrow.
Even made it healthier and used ground turkey and brown rice in stuffing.

[Duchess]

Also he has a different girlfriend every week.

...and he's having sex with all of them. It must be like a smorgasbord.

[sally]

Well I know he's using condoms because after he moved out he left his dresser there so I decided to pack the rest of his stuff up for him and there were like two hundred condoms in the drawer. Well maybe not that many. But still, there was enough there to last everyone at this forum for a lifetime.

[Duchess]

I've been eating fresh asparagus the past couple of days. It's so good. I'm looking forward to tomatoes but that's still about 7 weeks away. Fresh tomatoes! Nom Nom Nom.

[Clang McFly]

I haven't had fresh asparagus since Easter.:(

[Duchess]

Do you do any cooking at home at all?

[Clang McFly]

Do you do any cooking at home at all?

No, but I'd like to. I keep telling Ed to move his stuff from in front of the stove so we can cook. It would be so much easier. My Dad is always complaining about us ordering food online for him before we go off to a movie, concert, pool, and poker or whatever. I'm constantly telling him it would be healthier, less expensive, if we shopped for food. Plus he wouldn't have to worry about food since if we cooked/shopped there would most likely be leftovers or something he could eat in the fridge.

[Duchess]

Clang, you've got to nail him right in the ass and get him to move around and give you some help. Are you close in age? I'm irate for you that you get stuck with every goddamn thing. He could cook and he could clean too. It's not like he's got a job to get up for everyday. Give me 5 minutes with him. *flexes*

[Donovan]

True story: in the current household we have been in a crockpot phase, public market + fresh veggies + assorted roasts or meats and potatoes. While these stews and soups have been delicious, they have not been well received by the pizza loving teen in the household, who ate considerably more takeout prior to my arrival. So after a lengthy anti-soup rant by aforementioned teen one evening, I remarked to her upset mother that we ought to write down her better recipes and publish the FSA cookbook, also known as "Fucking Soup, Again!" I bet we sell a few. Help pay for corrective surgery after the teen dislocates her eyeballs by rolling them too violently in disgust at her authority figures.

[QueenBee]

Later this summer, when farm markets are going, I plan to get a big batch of green and red peppers and roast them out on the grill, then do them up in baggies to freeze. They are great in sammies, in stirfry and that kind of stuff.
I channel my dad when I am doing all this because he showed me how to do it

[Clang McFly]

Clang, you've got to nail him right in the ass and get him to move around and give you some help. Are you close in age? I'm irate for you that you get stuck with every goddamn thing. He could cook and he could clean too. It's not like he's got a job to get up for everyday. Give me 5 minutes with him. *flexes*

Yeah, we are close in age. I'm 43 and he is 40. Yeah, our Dad is getting fed up with him too. We're a little behind on housecleaning and Dad said to my brother earlier today that he should be cleaning the house since he isn't working. He also said to me that we need to somehow force him to talk to his former employers and pick up his last check so he can stop pretending he still has a job despite not working at his McJob since March.