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I hate when people say "Is it just me or is it cold in here?" Well, if your cold, then yes it's cold in here to you. Would me saying no, I'm hot make you less cold? No.
Or this one nurse I work with. She is all up in this other nurses business that I am pretty good friends with. Nurse #1 asks me everyday is there are any updates on her new boyfriend. I tell her to ask N#2 herself. She won't because she doesn't want to seem nosey. Too late.
So what annoys you about people? And you are forbidden to say starting this topic. 
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I hate when they come in the house whip off their shoes and with their feet on the kitchen table start cleaning and clipping their toenails. Especially when I'm sitting there doing a crossword puzzle. Then they say .....what? So my annoying word is "what"
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(05-25-2012, 10:53 AM)Maggot Wrote: I hate when they come in the house whip off their shoes and with their feet on the kitchen table start cleaning and clipping their toenails. Especially when I'm sitting there doing a crossword puzzle.
You should tell your wife to knock that off.
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(05-25-2012, 10:54 AM)ramseycat Wrote: (05-25-2012, 10:53 AM)Maggot Wrote: I hate when they come in the house whip off their shoes and with their feet on the kitchen table start cleaning and clipping their toenails. Especially when I'm sitting there doing a crossword puzzle.
You should tell your wife to knock that off.
Not when she's cleaning the guns!!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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(05-25-2012, 11:00 AM)Maggot Wrote: (05-25-2012, 10:54 AM)ramseycat Wrote: (05-25-2012, 10:53 AM)Maggot Wrote: I hate when they come in the house whip off their shoes and with their feet on the kitchen table start cleaning and clipping their toenails. Especially when I'm sitting there doing a crossword puzzle.
You should tell your wife to knock that off.
Not when she's cleaning the guns!!
Good point. 
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I'll go with the overused words like "awesome" and "my bad" . I would guess that not everything seen or heard is actually awesome. I also want to respond "My Bad what?" That is not even a complete sentence.
And if I hear "50 Shades of Grey" one more time I may just puke.
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I just got the book last night QB. I only read a little bit so I haven't gotten to the "good stuff" yet. LOL
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My co-worker always says "hey can we get away with doing ti this way"?
Me: No we fucking can't, that's why it's done that way (Ok I don't actually swear at him out load)
Him "remind me why again"?
Me: I think, can I slap you upside the head with a stupid stick!!
I get this question at a minimum of once per week for the very same process of work, and actually again about 5 minutes ago, so now I am off taking a tea break.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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I also cannot stand this work statement "Going forward the expectation is..." It annoys the shit outta me. Or we get an email before the weekend or holidays saying to make sure you do everything you can to make contact with a claimant. Like we don't do that anyway. And then assist your coworkers because we relay on THE POWER OF THE TEAM!!
We are not 3rd graders that need to be reminded to do our work.
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Pay someone to happy slap him and keep it on ur phone
(08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote: May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders......
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"Do whatever dance you want today to celebrate the start of a long weekend"!
Stupid shit like this.
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I reckon I could easily find someone who would accept beer as payment
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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I want to kill my boss when she says "we need to reach out to (fill in name of person or company)"
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I get a little annoyed at cliche phrases used by sports figures such as "At the end of the day" or "It is what it is. "
But the ones that send me into murderous rage are the mashup words people use when they want to sound cool like "chillax" or "ginormous." If I snap one day that'll be why...
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.
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People say shit like that in your real life?
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Chillax ahahaa yea that one is annoying.
So is "reach out to..." Every few years the corporate lingo changes and everyone starts using the new buzz words and phrases and it irritates me.
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saying "things people say that annoy you" annoys me.
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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Saying "things people say that annoy you annoys you" annoys me.
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
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(05-25-2012, 12:53 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: Saying "things people say that annoy you annoys you" annoys me.
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
A tennis ball or a sock ?
Pick one bitch
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