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Here I am, now entertain me
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05-09-2009, 12:05 PM
Some of the members here already know me (kid, Born, OBL).

Those who don't......maybe you want to, maybe you don't, in either case I make no bones about what I think. Don't like it? I don't fucking care.

Shall we get on with it?
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05-09-2009, 12:17 PM
I know this guy! He's really good looking... for a fucking midget.
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05-09-2009, 12:34 PM
Welcome to the forums. May your time spent here be pleasant and a refreshing diversion from your every day, hectic life.

If there is anything you need or would like to see changed please PM our Moderator, Frank (aka: MiddleFinger) and he will quickly accommodate your every need, if not your every wish and desire as he wants you to succeed as a flourishing member here at Mock.
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05-09-2009, 12:41 PM
Welcome to Mock, Newbie Bitch...The title to your thread ~ "Here I am, now entertain me" is ass backwards, you are here for our entertainment...Good luck & may the force be with you.
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05-09-2009, 12:42 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I know this guy! He's really good looking... for a fucking midget.
And don't you ever forget it Bucko!
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05-09-2009, 12:50 PM
Duchess Wrote:Welcome to Mock, Newbie Bitch...The title to your thread ~ "Here I am, now entertain me" is ass backwards, you are here for our entertainment...Good luck & may the force be with you.
You obviously don't know me.....yet.
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05-09-2009, 01:09 PM
*Taps foot impatiently*

Well.....where's all the abuse and bullshit? BRING ON THE ABUSE AND BULLSHIT!
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05-09-2009, 01:10 PM
Patience is a virtue.
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05-09-2009, 01:17 PM
We're not so much into abuse and bullshit as rude behavior.

Consider yourself farted upon.
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05-09-2009, 01:20 PM
And virtue is for virgin clueless slimebuckets. I'm neither a virgin or clueless although slimebucket ain't such a bad thing, now is it?




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05-09-2009, 01:21 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:We're not so much into abuse and bullshit as rude behavior.

Consider yourself farted upon.

Welcome.

OP should be along any time to warn you about me. He likes to think he's some kind of one man police force warning the world about me and the web of lies I spew.

He's harmless though. Feel free laugh at him at every opportunity.
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05-09-2009, 01:21 PM
Why doesn't this forum attract many intelligent people?

I can smell more trailer-trash.
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05-09-2009, 01:22 PM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:We're not so much into abuse and bullshit as rude behavior.

Consider yourself farted upon.
Is it a smelly bean dip burrito fart or some faggy bleu cheese fart?

Add some beer and hard boiled eggs, a dash of sausage and sauerkraut and THEN we're talking farts!
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05-09-2009, 01:24 PM
LKTraz Wrote:BRING ON THE ABUSE AND BULLSHIT!
As soon as Ramsey gets here I'll send her right in...She'll give ya all the bullshit you could possibly stand...And reading her posts is abuse in itself.
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05-09-2009, 01:26 PM
Trailer trash my ass.

I really don't wish to engage in a battle of wits with unarmed opponents so I'l just forget you attempted to sell yourself through intimation of possessing a suitable intellect with which I may interact.

Did you understand that or did I use too many big words.
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05-09-2009, 01:27 PM
LKTraz Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:We're not so much into abuse and bullshit as rude behavior.

Consider yourself farted upon.
Is it a smelly bean dip burrito fart or some faggy bleu cheese fart?

Add some beer and hard boiled eggs, a dash of sausage and sauerkraut and THEN we're talking farts!
Oh I dunno - White Castle farts can be pretty damaging.
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05-09-2009, 01:28 PM
Duchess Wrote:
LKTraz Wrote:BRING ON THE ABUSE AND BULLSHIT!
As soon as Ramsey gets here I'll send her right in...She'll give ya all the bullshit you could possibly stand...And reading her posts is abuse in itself.
Ramsey? Like Tootie from The Facts of Life?
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05-09-2009, 01:29 PM
YES!
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05-09-2009, 01:29 PM
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LKTraz Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:We're not so much into abuse and bullshit as rude behavior.

Consider yourself farted upon.
Is it a smelly bean dip burrito fart or some faggy bleu cheese fart?

Add some beer and hard boiled eggs, a dash of sausage and sauerkraut and THEN we're talking farts!
Oh I dunno - White Castle farts can be pretty damaging.
Hell....anyone classless enough to eat at White Castle is damaging enough. Smelling one of their gaseous emissions might be near-fatal. Point taken!
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05-09-2009, 01:36 PM
NaNo Wrote:Why doesn't this forum attract many intelligent people?

I can smell more trailer-trash.
You're a cunt. A smelly, viscous cunt.
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