WHO GIVES A FUCK?

[ramseycat]

Clang, you are not going to make it into my good graces with bargain shoes. just sayin....

[Duchess]

Bargain bin/clearance section at Payless Shoes or Lady Footlocker.

[LuciferLynn]

Payless. *snicker* I can never find anything there.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Oh you'll be getting pads, just not in the electronics department. Don't want a mess when your Aunt pays you a visit next month.

If your good, I MIGHT swing by the kitchen supplies aisle.

That's it Clang. I'm breaking up with you.

Shoe department.

Bargain bin/clearance section at Payless Shoes or Lady Footlocker.

more like this, I'm thinking.

[ramseycat]

Very good Ma. I can see you are a shoe man.

[Clang McFly]

Very good Ma. I can see you are a shoe man.

Or a sadistic bastard who like to see women break their legs and/or ankles.

[username]

Very good Ma. I can see you are a shoe man.

Or a sadistic bastard who like to see women break their legs and/or ankles.

My toes are getting squished just looking at those. They're pretty and I have a similar pair in black but they're peep-toed.

I thought you should know that, Clang.

[Ma Huang Sor]

Very good Ma. I can see you are a shoe man.

Or a sadistic bastard who like to see women break their legs and/or ankles.

Save your money for your own "funnybone transplant".

While you're at it, maybe they can do a head replacement.

[Duchess]

I love stiletto heels, loves 'em. They are a bitch to spend a lot of hours in though.

[OnBendedKnee]

If you're spending hours standing in stiletto heels, you're likely doing it wrong.

[ramseycat]

If you're spending hours standing in stiletto heels, you're likely doing it wrong.

And you know this how? Did a little undercover work dressed as a woman? A hooker?

[Duchess]

I can't get through a party or a gala in an hour, OBK.

[OnBendedKnee]

"And you know this how? Did a little undercover work dressed as a woman? A hooker?"
___________
Why the redundancy?

Duchess: I always thought of stiletto heels as a type of lingerie for the feet.
(Generally hours are not spent in them...)

[Ma Huang Sor]

If you're spending hours standing in stiletto heels, you're likely doing it wrong.

And you know this how? Did a little undercover work dressed as a woman? A hooker?

I guarantee you if you wore shoes like that around me they'd be off pretty quickly, or resting on my shoulders.

[Duchess]

Jimmy Choo stilettos.

[OnBendedKnee]

There's something sexy about a one legged woman.
(She can't run away.)

[Ma Huang Sor]

I call my one legged woman Eileen. Irene is she's asian.

They usually work at the International House of Pancakes.

[OnBendedKnee]

^
Are they the ones that add a splash of pancake batter to their omelets?
(Or, on second thought, is that iHop?)

[Clang McFly]

Clang, you are not going to make it into my good graces with bargain shoes. just sayin....

Is that what I was doing? I thought I was making a compromise. You get "shoes" and still plenty left for electronics.

[Clang McFly]

Very good Ma. I can see you are a shoe man.

Or a sadistic bastard who like to see women break their legs and/or ankles.

Save your money for your own "funnybone transplant".

While you're at it, maybe they can do a head replacement.

*unzips*

Nah, the head of my 7" penis looks/works just fine.

Already had a funnybone transplant. George Carlin's family wasn't too happy I desecrated his bones though.