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asskisser of the week will end on sunday
#21
How do men, umm, get all up in there? Morbid curiosity.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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#22
think it will fit in santa's sleigh Dickie? Santaani

















































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#23
(06-16-2012, 03:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: think it will fit in santa's sleigh Dickie? Santaani

Not unless he went up to the extended cab heavy duty version.

Might I suggest a steady diet of rice cakes and carrot sticks until december?
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#24
(06-16-2012, 03:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:

oh my gods. you're starting to take too much time again.

hah Ok, see ya.
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(06-16-2012, 03:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-16-2012, 03:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: think it will fit in santa's sleigh Dickie? Santaani

Not unless he went up to the extended cab heavy duty version.

Might I suggest a steady diet of rice cakes and carrot sticks until december?


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#26
(06-16-2012, 03:41 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(06-16-2012, 03:30 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Duchess and LC would you mind posting pics of your asses so these idiots can tell where they are supposed to kiss?

ok.

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Does this ass make me look fat? hah
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#27
Keep drinking those mudslides Dick and your ass is going to look like that.
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#28
(06-16-2012, 05:03 PM)sally Wrote: Keep drinking those mudslides Dick and your ass is going to look like that.

Never, my metabolism is way too high to ever get an ass like that,and besides Sally that is a womans ass.
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#29
(06-16-2012, 05:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-16-2012, 05:03 PM)sally Wrote: Keep drinking those mudslides Dick and your ass is going to look like that.

Never, my metabolism is way too high to ever get an ass like that,and besides Sally that is a womans ass.

It's square and flat, just like your ass but 6 xs bigger.
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#30
(06-16-2012, 05:27 PM)sally Wrote:
(06-16-2012, 05:09 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(06-16-2012, 05:03 PM)sally Wrote: Keep drinking those mudslides Dick and your ass is going to look like that.

Never, my metabolism is way too high to ever get an ass like that,and besides Sally that is a womans ass.

It's square and flat, just like your ass but 6 xs bigger.

You really need to stop instigating sexual conversation you whiny bitch.
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#31
(06-16-2012, 03:44 PM)Cracker Wrote: How do men, umm, get all up in there? Morbid curiosity.

A little spit, a little pushing, and lots of luck.
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#32
Something about a thread with the word, ass within the title and the author with the word, dick in his name makes me both nervous and less than hopeful.
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#33
(06-16-2012, 06:35 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Something about a thread with the word, ass within the title and the author with the word, dick in his name makes me both nervous and less than hopeful.



If it makes you go away again it will be worth it.

stop sniffing around my ass threads.

are you "deft" hahAsshat
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#34
Well, you may certainly remove your name from the 'list'.

(And it's gauche to laugh at your own post.)
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#35
(06-16-2012, 07:05 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Well, you may certainly remove your name from the 'list'.

(And it's impolite to laugh at your own post.)

I'm running the contest brainiac.

You have a shot at the retard time out contest.
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#36
^
As a former winner, did you feel honored to wear that crown?
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#37
(06-16-2012, 07:09 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: ^
As a former winner, did you feel honored to wear that crown?

I started the contests and have run them since their inception.

You may go ahead and feel like an idiot, no one will blame you for being yourself.
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#38
Rub the fairy dust out of your eyes and stop being such a fraction of the funny little buddy dude you used to be.
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#39
What once were habits now are vices.
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(06-16-2012, 07:22 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Rub the fairy dust out of your eyes and stop being such a fraction of the funny little buddy dude you used to be.


Don't pay any attention to him. I'm happy to see that you've returned & you're welcome here.
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