FEMALE MOCKERS

[Riotgear]

Weirdish? Brother, you don't know the half of it.

[username]

It's good you only directed this to the women. Clang is the "kissiest" sonofabitch on the forum.

[ramseycat]

That's the same breed of woman who pretends to be dumb as a bag of hammers around men. Also the ones, especially in the deep south, who smile sweetly and wouldn't say a swear if you held a gun to their heads, but who mask the vilest, nastiest dispositions you ever saw.

You must know my ex-SIL.

[Maggot]

Weirdish? Brother, you don't know the half of it.

I made that up please refresh your browser every time you use it. We dont want no stinkin words flemming up and causing a clog.

[Riotgear]

I took it at face value. I'm saying I'm weird. And if most of these people knew how weird they probably wouldn't talk to me.

Except maybe for Aussie. She has a thing for me.

[OnBendedKnee]

Females are either ladies or women. Sadly, it is usually either one or the other.
Here, female mockers are both.

[Clang McFly]

It's good you only directed this to the women. Clang is the "kissiest" sonofabitch on the forum.

[sally]

That's the same breed of woman who pretends to be dumb as a bag of hammers around men. Also the ones, especially in the deep south, who smile sweetly and wouldn't say a swear if you held a gun to their heads, but who mask the vilest, nastiest dispositions you ever saw.

You must know my ex-SIL.

We all know her because you told us about 6 times now.

[Cracker]

What is it with ramsey and divorced members of the family? Nobody can leave the cult?

Strange psychology going on there.

[OnBendedKnee]

What is it with ramsey and divorced members of the family? Nobody can leave the cult?

Strange psychology going on there.

Good to know I'm not the only one intrigued by all her shenanigans.

[Cracker]

I think she's odd. But not really; she's an office worker. I think they are all pretty much just like her. I would kill myself before I would do office work day in and day out. My soul, at least, because I wouldn't need one at the office.

[OnBendedKnee]

She makes me smile.

Then again, so do you!

[Cracker]

I'll slap that stupid smile right off your fucking face.

[OnBendedKnee]

Ok, smile to a smirk.

[Cracker]

Dare me, pig.

(haha, can't say that with a straight face)

[OnBendedKnee]

Children play in the park, they don't know
I'm alone in the dark, even though
Time and time again I see your face smiling inside

I'm so happy
That you love me
Life is lovely
When you're near me
Tell me you will stay
Make me smile
Living life is just a game so they say
All the games we used to play fade away
We may now enjoy the dreams we shared so long ago

Oh, my darling, got to have you
Feel the magic when I hold you
Cry sweet tears of joy, touch the sky

Now I need you more than ever
No more crying...we're together
Tell me you will stay
Make me smile

[Cracker]

Now I feel badly I called you that.

Did you marry a nurse? Pigs marry nurses. (haha, I'm a shit, I know.)

[OnBendedKnee]

No, you're right!
I've never gotten a handle on why that is.

No, Liz isn't a nurse.
(Although for my birthday she'll dress up and pretend she is.)

[Love Child]

So edgy. Y'all are so cool. But I'm not validating you. Oops where are my balls?
Oh, they are attached to a man named Donovan. There they are.

Whatever, I will not apologize for girliness. I get it-there is that annoying girly act, but then there is that annoying tough girl act too. Just be yourself. Who cares.

And guys can be just as annoying too. I hate the "lets bash one gender" thing. I worked in an environment where several ladies liked to bash men and I confronted them about it because I know for a fact that if the guys were doing the same they would have their head on the block. I have little tolerance for that double standard.

[username]

That's great but men still suck (although they serve some purpose).