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#41
07-09-2012, 08:22 AM
Someone is building a house in my neighbrohood and the big constructions trucks come roaring through at the crack of dawn faster than the speed of sound and do it all day long. When my kids are outside, I've been known to yell at them to slow down. This is a residential neighborhood. Those people piss me off.
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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07-09-2012, 09:11 AM
telemarketers
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#43
07-09-2012, 10:56 AM
(07-09-2012, 05:44 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-08-2012, 09:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote: without a doubt one of the dumbest exchanges Mock has had in a while.


Fixed

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#44
07-09-2012, 11:01 AM
(07-09-2012, 10:56 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Smiley_emoticons_stumm


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07-09-2012, 11:41 AM
(07-09-2012, 06:21 AM)pspence Wrote:
(07-09-2012, 06:19 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I tip 20%.

That doesn't surprise me

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07-09-2012, 11:44 AM
Taxidermists.
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07-09-2012, 01:32 PM
(07-09-2012, 05:41 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-08-2012, 08:32 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I don't like it when people urinate in public.


If I have a choice between peeing behind a bush/tree & a public restroom, I'm taking the bush/tree...as long as no one can see me.

Since everyone is a fucking lawyer, let me ammend my annoyance by saying I don't like it when people urinate in public, being in plain view and not on private property but with full approval of private land ownership.

So yeah, out of sight is cool.
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07-09-2012, 01:35 PM


Gawd, you're snappish today.
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#49
07-09-2012, 01:38 PM
(07-09-2012, 01:35 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Gawd, you're snappish today.

Fuck yes I am.

shhhhhhh It's all an act
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07-09-2012, 06:12 PM
(07-09-2012, 07:52 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-09-2012, 07:49 AM)Carsman Wrote: 18% "TIPS" that are "automatically" added onto your bill by the restaurant! hah


I wasn't aware of that & have never seen it on my tab. The first time I do will be the last time I give them my business.

It's usually automatic if it's a large group.
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07-09-2012, 06:14 PM
(07-08-2012, 10:55 PM)username Wrote: Bad directions. Honest, it wasn't my fault. Wasted an hour driving around trying to find a location today. 52

Surely you have a GPS?
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07-09-2012, 06:17 PM
(07-09-2012, 06:14 PM)pspence Wrote: Surely you have a GPS?


I call mine the bitch in the box & when she says recalculating I mutter shut the fuck up.
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07-09-2012, 06:26 PM
(07-09-2012, 06:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-09-2012, 06:14 PM)pspence Wrote: Surely you have a GPS?


I call mine the bitch in the box & when she says recalculating I mutter shut the fuck up.

Yes she can be annoying but i do think that it's the best invention ever. Love it. Simplified my life majorly.
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#54
07-09-2012, 06:26 PM
(07-09-2012, 06:17 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(07-09-2012, 06:14 PM)pspence Wrote: Surely you have a GPS?


I call mine the bitch in the box & when she says recalculating I mutter shut the fuck up.

hah

Just for the hell of it, I changed the voice on mine to male. I guess I could call it the sumbitch box. "Make a u-turn if possible"...I hear that one a lot.

I was in "unverified" area much of the time. Plus, I was taking my kid to a remote camp and the camp website said not to trust mapquest etc. Unfortunately the directions they provided were off (or at least not explicit enough).
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07-09-2012, 07:03 PM
I went online with my voice mike and changed all the commands to my voice and downloaded them to the nuvi.. I also edited some cute adlibs for the "recalculating" like "not that left, the other fucking left, idiot" and such.
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#56
07-09-2012, 07:28 PM
I hate that fucking bitch on the gps with her snooty attitude, like she knows every fucking thing under the sun. I swear to god I can hear her sigh heavily before she says "recalculating".
Just shut up. Just shut the fuck up right now.
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#57
07-09-2012, 07:38 PM
mine has a vibrating dick sleeve.
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#58
07-10-2012, 03:36 AM
LOL Makes me think of shock therapy. Every time you take a wrong turn you get shocked instead of hearing the voice.
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07-10-2012, 09:59 AM
(07-10-2012, 03:36 AM)Love Child Wrote: LOL Makes me think of shock therapy. Every time you take a wrong turn you get shocked instead of hearing the voice.

hah That would be some funny shit.
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07-12-2012, 08:50 AM
(07-08-2012, 08:14 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: what annoyed the hell out of you today?


A broad shouldered woman who resembles a linebacker & a church secretary.
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