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[FAHQTOO]

Do you have a labor hall? Get there by 4am everyday and you'll eventually get a ticket out. I know it sucks to get up that early every morning, but it's gotta be better than hanging out in squalor all day and listening to your mama bitch.

Tried temp agencies. Most in my area don't open until 8 AM. They also don't work. They either can't find a job to match up to me, or simply tell me they can't help me but feel free to use our computers.

I'm sorry, but you seem to have an excuse for everything people have suggested. I've never heard of anybody having a problem getting a job through a temp service if there are jobs available. You're not qualified to work in a factory? Unless you're a machinist, you should have no problem. The impression you're giving people is that you're too good to do a lot of the jobs people have suggested.
Excuses, excuses, excuses...you're full of them for every suggestion. You just want to suck on mommas titty for the rest of your miserable life.

My son just walked in the door a few weeks ago after living in Louisiana for the last 6 months. After the good home cooked meal, some stories of his adventures of his first time being away from the nest and blah, blah blah....he had 2 weeks to find a job or the free ride was over. He knew I was serious, and he didn't like the thought of being hungry and homeless. Tough love is a bitch, but your mother is doing nothing but enabling you to be a lazy fuck. He had a job through a temp service on the first day he applied.

I think you just don't want to work.

[Maggot]

I wish I could sleep like normal people. I hope you all appreciate your ability to close your eyes and relax at night.

Stop working as a dismembership specialist. Hacking off arms and legs for work will certainly bring a toll both physically and mentally.

[Clang McFly]

I think you just don't want to work.

If that was true, I wouldn't even bother going on interviews and attending job fairs.

Idk...maybe I'm just too old, fat and have to many unemployment gaps to get a job.

[Maggot]

I know of a field that needs a second cut, the job pays 100.00 per day. You can even use the tractor like that green acres guy. Its only about 10 acres.

[aussiefriend]

Yes but do you have to sing the theme song from "Green Acres"? You see Jimbob coz them thar tractors in them thar hills.

[Maggot]

And thats only 30.00 in my pocket for getting you the job, and its just cut with a cuttlemower, no baling.

[Maggot]

Yes but do you have to sing the theme song from "Green Acres"? You see Jimbob coz them thar tractors in them thar hills.

Zip it crazy lady your day was wed last week.

[Maggot]

Helloooooooooooo........Mcflyyyyyyyyyy. You have to get up at 4am in keeping with the thread title and all.

[krystalshores]

I wish I could sleep like normal people. I hope you all appreciate your ability to close your eyes and relax at night.

It's called Xanax, Cracker. They come in all different shapes and colors. Try the round white ones first for the least dosage.

[krystalshores]

Helloooooooooooo........Mcflyyyyyyyyyy. You have to get up at 4am in keeping with the thread title and all.

[Clang McFly]

I know of a field that needs a second cut, the job pays 100.00 per day. You can even use the tractor like that green acres guy. Its only about 10 acres.

Is the job in the state of NY or would I need to find money for bus/plane/train/automobile?

And can I take 6 months to a year to complete the job?

[Cracker]

I think I would be sad if nobody would pay me to show up anywhere.

I think it would also hurt if my mom paid me to stay home and out of public sight.

You should do an experiment. You should lose half your bodyweight and see if someone would hire you then.

[Maggot]

I know of a field that needs a second cut, the job pays 100.00 per day. You can even use the tractor like that green acres guy. Its only about 10 acres.

Is the job in the state of NY or would I need to find money for bus/plane/train/automobile?

And can I take 6 months to a year to complete the job?

Maybe.....are you willing to be strapped into a harness and pull an iron wedge around?

[Clang McFly]

I know of a field that needs a second cut, the job pays 100.00 per day. You can even use the tractor like that green acres guy. Its only about 10 acres.

Is the job in the state of NY or would I need to find money for bus/plane/train/automobile?

And can I take 6 months to a year to complete the job?

Maybe.....are you willing to be strapped into a harness and pull an iron wedge around?

No, I'd rather drive the tractor.

[Maggot]

I know of a field that needs a second cut, the job pays 100.00 per day. You can even use the tractor like that green acres guy. Its only about 10 acres.

Is the job in the state of NY or would I need to find money for bus/plane/train/automobile?

And can I take 6 months to a year to complete the job?

Maybe.....are you willing to be strapped into a harness and pull an iron wedge around?

No, I'd rather drive the tractor.

It could only take 6 months if you were pulling it though.

[FAHQTOO]

I know of a field that needs a second cut, the job pays 100.00 per day. You can even use the tractor like that green acres guy. Its only about 10 acres.

Is the job in the state of NY or would I need to find money for bus/plane/train/automobile?

And can I take 6 months to a year to complete the job?

Maybe.....are you willing to be strapped into a harness and pull an iron wedge around?

No, I'd rather drive the tractor.

^^^^And that's why you don't have a job!!!^^^ Suck it up and be a man, even if you have to wear panties to do it.

[Maggot]

.........just wear coveralls over them.

[Clang McFly]

I know of a field that needs a second cut, the job pays 100.00 per day. You can even use the tractor like that green acres guy. Its only about 10 acres.

Is the job in the state of NY or would I need to find money for bus/plane/train/automobile?

And can I take 6 months to a year to complete the job?

Maybe.....are you willing to be strapped into a harness and pull an iron wedge around?

No, I'd rather drive the tractor.

It could only take 6 months if you were pulling it though.

I'll do that then.

I'm going to come back and haunt you though if my heart gives out and I die.

[Maggot]

You would become one with the children..........The children of the corn.

[pspence]

Do you have a labor hall? Get there by 4am everyday and you'll eventually get a ticket out. I know it sucks to get up that early every morning, but it's gotta be better than hanging out in squalor all day and listening to your mama bitch.

Tried temp agencies. Most in my area don't open until 8 AM. They also don't work. They either can't find a job to match up to me, or simply tell me they can't help me but feel free to use our computers.

Frequently through the years after interviews I have had people call and ask me why they didnt get the job...that's what you need to do...might be something simple. Once I didn't hire a chick because of a pair of shoes.