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Dinner this evening: Summer Risotto
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#41
07-16-2012, 10:56 PM
Black people seem to get all excited about it...
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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07-16-2012, 10:57 PM
Black people get all excited about everything.
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07-16-2012, 11:04 PM
Maybe they don't know they're black.
(03-15-2013, 07:12 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You see Duchess, I have set up a thread to discuss something and this troll is behaving just like Riotgear did.
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07-16-2012, 11:07 PM
(07-16-2012, 11:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: Maybe they don't know they're black.

Good point.
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07-16-2012, 11:11 PM
My mom gets disibility and $86 per month in food stamps, she has Lou gherigs disease and had two strokes. She can't go to the grocery store herself so I have to take the card and buy groceries for her. It's pretty embarrassing, but fuck it. If some fucker starts shit with me on the way back to my 2012 Denali I'll slice their ass.
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07-16-2012, 11:14 PM
(07-16-2012, 11:11 PM)sally Wrote: My mom gets disibility and $86 per month in food stamps, she has Lou gherigs disease and had two strokes. She can't go to the grocery store herself so I have to take the card and buy groceries for her. It's pretty embarrassing, but fuck it. If some fucker starts shit with me on the way back to my 2012 Denali I'll slice their ass.

Seems like your Mom should get $200, and the tranny should get $86.

That's how crazy the system is... plus RuPaul lied to get more. Farking unbelievable.
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07-16-2012, 11:26 PM
(07-16-2012, 11:04 PM)Cracker Wrote: Maybe they don't know they're black.

Jesus. Is that possible?
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07-16-2012, 11:41 PM
(07-16-2012, 11:14 PM)Jimbone Wrote: Seems like your Mom should get $200, and the tranny should get $86.

That's how crazy the system is... plus RuPaul lied to get more. Farking unbelievable.

Yeah it's fucked up. She's living off that and I pay the rest, She'd be in a nursing home otherwise. It's no ones fault but her own that she's a bum, but she never collected anything untill she got really sick. I don't know what Clang's problem is other than being a crossdresser, maybe they consider that a disibility too?
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07-17-2012, 12:01 AM
(07-16-2012, 10:54 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(07-16-2012, 09:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: I basically told them I buy my own food and prepare my own food, my mom's house was my shelter and she was my landlord, I pay my own way and VOILA!...$200 in food stamps each month.(Basically I exaggerated and fudged some stuff)

(Also recieving Medicaid tooBlowing-kisses)

Since you haven't thanked those of us who support your ass, you're welcome.

Also, way to game the system and admitting lying to get more benefit. You're a real model citizen.

Character counts for something. Find some - it might help you have a little more self esteem.

It would also be nice to see a little humility for the benefits you receive since you currently aren't a productive member of society... being on food stamps and medicaid isn't something that deserves exclamation points and smileys.

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07-17-2012, 05:46 AM
(07-16-2012, 10:57 PM)Riotgear Wrote: Black people get all excited about everything.


...and they get very loud when excited too! Cracker knows.
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07-17-2012, 01:24 PM
You can tell they are excited if you can see the white parts at night.
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07-17-2012, 01:48 PM
(07-16-2012, 09:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(07-16-2012, 06:18 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: My food stamps say I can.


i'm repelled. likely his mother's food stamps. why would he be eligible?

Contemptible attitude of entitlement.

Nope, they're my food stamps.

I basically told them I buy my own food and prepare my own food, my mom's house was my shelter and she was my landlord, I pay my own way and VOILA!...$200 in food stamps each month.(Basically I exaggerated and fudged some stuff)

(Also recieving Medicaid tooBlowing-kisses)


You really need to take that kissy smiley and shove it up your fat ass. I can't believe you aren't ashamed to post something like that. I bet you wouldn't say that shit in real life...probably get your fat ass kicked into next Tuesday.

2 unemployed sons living at home...your mother was a COMPLETE failure.

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07-17-2012, 02:01 PM
(07-17-2012, 01:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You really need to take that kissy smiley and shove it up your fat ass. I can't believe you aren't ashamed to post something like that. I bet you wouldn't say that shit in real life...probably get your fat ass kicked into next Tuesday.

2 unemployed sons living at home...your mother was a COMPLETE failure.

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Clang will see this as soon as he wakes up... around the crack of 3PM.
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07-17-2012, 03:29 PM
(07-16-2012, 06:08 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I'm so tired that my eyeballs are hanging out of my head. I made my self a hot chocolate and had some spongecake for dinner. I can't, just can't face cooking. It would be nice for someone to cook me a lovely gourmet meal like that.

I know exactly how that feels Aussie - the so tired eyeball thing.

I am like that some days when I get home from work and the first thing I hear outta Things 1 and 2 are what's for dinner? Nothing. How about that? You little tape worms get nothing for dinner. Hmmppfff
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07-17-2012, 03:32 PM
feed them Drano, Dinner of Champions.
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07-17-2012, 03:34 PM
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(07-17-2012, 01:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: You can tell they are excited if you can see the white parts at night.

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07-17-2012, 03:35 PM
(07-17-2012, 01:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: You can tell they are excited if you can see the white parts at night.

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07-17-2012, 03:58 PM
(07-17-2012, 02:01 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(07-17-2012, 01:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: You really need to take that kissy smiley and shove it up your fat ass. I can't believe you aren't ashamed to post something like that. I bet you wouldn't say that shit in real life...probably get your fat ass kicked into next Tuesday.

2 unemployed sons living at home...your mother was a COMPLETE failure.

Blowing-kisses

Clang will see this as soon as he wakes up... around the crack of 3PM.

Was up at the crack of 5AM today. Job fair/networking/breakfast event.
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07-17-2012, 04:04 PM
(07-17-2012, 01:48 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: 2 unemployed sons living at home...your mother was a COMPLETE failure.

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Agreed. I was never taught how to budget, how to make good financial decisions....add to that a few bad career decisions on my end and VOILA! FAILURE MAXIMUS.
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07-17-2012, 04:56 PM
We are all taught budgeting when we learn simple arithmetic. Budgeting is simply addition (income) and subtraction (expense).

If you can add or subtract numbers, use a calculator, or an abacus, you can budget. You simply chose not to.
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