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Secrets to a long happy marriage . . . .
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#1
07-18-2012, 06:37 AM
. . . An old woman was sipping on a glass of wine while sitting on the patio with her husband.

And she says, "I love you so much, I don't know if I could ever live without you".

Flattered, her husband asks, "is that you, or the wine talking"?

She replies, "it's me talking to the wine"! hah
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Ma Huang Sor Offline
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07-18-2012, 06:49 AM
^lol

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
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07-18-2012, 07:24 AM
I'm glad I'm divorced. Now I am getting my Masters!
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#4
07-18-2012, 08:52 AM
^
If you treated your husband like one you wouldn't be divorced.








j/k
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#5
07-18-2012, 09:18 AM
She knows when she's been licked. You can get up off that one knee now.
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#6
07-18-2012, 03:34 PM
(07-18-2012, 07:24 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: I'm glad I'm divorced. Now I am getting my Masters!

Nah. Too easy.
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