08-13-2012, 04:46 PM
Time to find someone in their wrong mind.
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08-13-2012, 04:46 PM
Time to find someone in their wrong mind.
08-13-2012, 04:50 PM
(08-13-2012, 04:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-13-2012, 02:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape. Well, the way you're presenting yourself, it sounds as though you have a better chance at hitting this weeks Powerball than landing a gig at JCPenneys as a stock boy. BTW, I didn't know you were also 300lbs? Time to start pushing yourself away from the table a little sooner.
08-13-2012, 05:01 PM
At least 300lbs, times by three and half it.
08-13-2012, 05:33 PM
(08-13-2012, 05:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: At least 300lbs, times by three and half it. If I was actually over 1000 lbs I would have killed myself by now. Seriously. Plus it would make it hard to get out to all the free movies, concerts and events me and my brother win from the radio stations. FYI, I can still fit quite comfortably into a regular sized booth or movie seat.
08-13-2012, 05:35 PM
(08-13-2012, 04:50 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:(08-13-2012, 04:07 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-13-2012, 02:41 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(07-30-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-28-2012, 08:34 PM)sally Wrote: I'm buzzed too and don't get it, but I think she could slap Clang's fat ass into shape. Yep, 310 lbs at last weigh in. Thank God I'm 6' tall or else I'd be waddling around.
08-13-2012, 05:43 PM
(08-13-2012, 05:35 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yep, 310 lbs at last weigh in. Thank God I'm 6' tall or else I'd be waddling around. Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Cheers: Norm enters the bar, walking to his stool. Woody: Hey Mr. Peterson, whatchya up to? Norm: My ideal weight if I was eleven feet tall.
08-13-2012, 05:43 PM
08-13-2012, 05:44 PM
08-13-2012, 05:51 PM
(08-13-2012, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-13-2012, 05:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: At least 300lbs, times by three and half it. Seems you failed maths there mr potato head.
08-13-2012, 05:52 PM
Gratsi
08-13-2012, 05:55 PM
I've always secretly believed Clang really looks like this and the whole unemployed 300lb crossdressing mommas boy is really just a troll.
08-13-2012, 08:36 PM
(08-13-2012, 05:51 PM)ESAD Wrote:(08-13-2012, 05:33 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-13-2012, 05:01 PM)ESAD Wrote: At least 300lbs, times by three and half it. And you failed English, cunt. The way I read it intially was 300 times 3.5 which would equal 1050. Not 300 times 3 divided in half which would equal 450.
08-13-2012, 08:37 PM
08-13-2012, 08:43 PM
Yeah sure bud.
08-13-2012, 09:11 PM
08-13-2012, 09:12 PM
LOL
08-13-2012, 09:13 PM
I really laughed out loud. Not because you look all that bad Clang (it could be worse), but it was still funny.
08-13-2012, 09:13 PM
And that pic is at least 4 years old. I'm most likely even fatter.
08-13-2012, 09:13 PM
It's like one of those p90x before/after type deals.
08-13-2012, 09:15 PM
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