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		so just let me have it right away.  I have posted a few times in Clarke/Straub, made sure I trimmed my quotes, added smilies, checked my spelling but I know that all newbies get berated somewhat!!  I dreaded the intro thread but I think I've gotten the hang of things, I don't like to do anything half-assed so I have been previewing my posts over and over!     
Anywho, happy to be a member, hopefully soon I'll be a full-fledged Mocker!  
   
	
	
	
		
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		PI Wanna B?
 Lame.
 
 (08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote:  May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders...... 
	
	
	
		
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		you're doing fine PI and i'm making you a member since i know who you are. welcome   
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		Lame.
	 
 (08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote:  May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders...... 
	
	
	
		
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		  Wannabe
 
Are you male or female? 
White or black?  
Liquor or beer? 
Mayo or Miracle Whip?
 
If these questions are too private you don't have to answer any of them except the Mayo or Miracle Whip.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (07-28-2012, 04:28 PM)krystalshores Wrote:   Wannabe 
 Are you male or female?
 White or black?
 Liquor or beer?
 Mayo or Miracle Whip?
 
 If these questions are too private you don't have to answer any of them except the Mayo or Miracle Whip.
 
I am female, Hispanic, nothing but beer and always Miracle Whip over Mayo!
 
LC thank you!!!!  
 
I won't even address the lameness of my username!     
	
	
	
		
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		 (07-28-2012, 04:37 PM)piwannab Wrote:   (07-28-2012, 04:28 PM)krystalshores Wrote:   Wannabe 
 Are you male or female?
 White or black?
 Liquor or beer?
 Mayo or Miracle Whip?
 
 If these questions are too private you don't have to answer any of them except the Mayo or Miracle Whip.
 I am female, Hispanic, nothing but beer and always Miracle Whip over Mayo!
 
 LC thank you!!!!
 
 I won't even address the lameness of my username!
  
Since we actually HAVE a username posting here, I think you're relatively safe in the lame department. You don't even make the top five.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Welcome piwannab.  What makes you wanna b a PI, if you don't mind sharing?
	 
	
	
	
		
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		  welcome
	 
	
	
	
		
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		 (07-28-2012, 05:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Welcome piwannab.  What makes you wanna b a PI, if you don't mind sharing?   
 (08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote:  May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders...... 
	
	
	
		
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		 (07-28-2012, 06:14 PM)ESAD Wrote:   
This little smiley always makes me want to go to the movie theater.
	 
	
	
	
		
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		Whats the point in this little exercise?
	 
 (08-08-2010, 06:37 PM)The Immortal Maggot Wrote:  May your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders...... 
	
	
	
		
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		We need more gays, not fag hags........ 
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		 (07-28-2012, 04:07 PM)piwannab Wrote:  so just let me have it right away.  I have posted a few times in Clarke/Straub, made sure I trimmed my quotes, added smilies, checked my spelling but I know that all newbies get berated somewhat!!  I dreaded the intro thread but I think I've gotten the hang of things, I don't like to do anything half-assed so I have been previewing my posts over and over!    
 Anywho, happy to be a member, hopefully soon I'll be a full-fledged Mocker!
 
 
  
Hi piwaannab 
Welcome.  Happy to have you here
	 
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		Hey PIwannaB, nice to meet you.    
	
	
	
		
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		 (07-28-2012, 05:03 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:  Welcome piwannab.  What makes you wanna b a PI, if you don't mind sharing? 
Wow, thanks for all the welcomes!     
Unfortunately for me, I found my calling too late in life.  Played around with the idea of becoming a lawyer when I was younger, but then had children so that went out the window.  I am addicted to true crime.....love it.....it plays on my television all night long.  Another unfortunate is that I did apply to the local police academy, but with the economy, they didn't put a class through until I was too old :(....... My dream job would be a detective, but my current employment lets me play detective every once in a while....oh well, I look forward to playing with you all!!
	 
	
	
	
		
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		PI: they didn't put a class through until I was too old 
 
  i went through academy "old"! those 21-year-old kids could outrun me (bad knee) but i was lots smarter!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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