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Most of us have never seen a real bear trap.
As you well know.
I understand. Hell, I use the same technique myself on occasion - Break one of the legs and leave the functional parts intact. Splint the leg, administer a wide spectrum antibiotic and Bobs your uncle.
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Yeah... *happy sigh* And the best part is - we get away with it. Every.single.time.
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Now I gotta drag this fucker back inside so I don't inadvertently catch my fatass neighbor.
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^I agree. That one would totally clash with your dietary program.
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My neighbors are accustomed to my odd behaviour, but I think I might have to foot the bill for the lower leg repair.
Ha ha foot the bill.
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*groan*
Make sure to wait long enough to see if they start gnawing on their leg before you rescue them. Anthropologists have itched for decades to investigate in situ if urban humans are as intelligent as the average badger.
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I can save em a whole lot of time. The answer is no.