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FOR THE LOVE OF PIZZA
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#21
08-11-2012, 07:41 PM
Is it just me or can you see Nietzsche in my oven?
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08-11-2012, 07:42 PM
I keep waiting for Sally to enter this thread and back my play but after giving me a little chin music over the honey thread I now suppose that won't happen so I'm on my own.

Dip dish is faggoty pizza.
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08-11-2012, 07:42 PM


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08-11-2012, 07:43 PM


Sumbitch! Taz

I was laughing at Sally's comment.
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08-11-2012, 07:57 PM
(08-11-2012, 07:37 PM)sally Wrote: [Image: DSC00831.jpg]

That oven is screaming for a velvet Elvis on the chimney wall.

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#26
08-11-2012, 07:58 PM
Faggoty pizza hah

I guess I should admit at this point that I don't eat pizza. Or at least very very rarely.
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08-11-2012, 07:59 PM
(08-11-2012, 07:41 PM)sally Wrote: Is it just me or can you see Nietzsche in my oven?

Oh you want to go there huh?
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08-11-2012, 08:03 PM
Sally's joke:

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?


A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
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08-11-2012, 08:04 PM
Pspence will not be amused.
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08-11-2012, 08:05 PM
(08-11-2012, 07:42 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: I keep waiting for Sally to enter this thread and back my play but after giving me a little chin music over the honey thread I now suppose that won't happen so I'm on my own.

Dip dish is faggoty pizza.


It just amused me thinking about your wife walking in on you taking pictures of honey, so sue me.

I agree, deep dish pizza sucks. Soft bread covered in tons of sauce and globs of toppings falling off in clumps is not what I look for in a pizza.
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08-11-2012, 08:08 PM
FTR I also find the image of OBK's wife wondering what he's doing with the honey pretty funny, but don't expect me to let you off the hook for that Nietzsche crack.
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#32
08-11-2012, 08:15 PM
thin crust, gobs of cheese, sausage and anchovies!

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08-11-2012, 08:20 PM
(08-11-2012, 08:03 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?


A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.


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08-11-2012, 08:39 PM
(08-11-2012, 07:11 PM)Jimbone Wrote:
(08-11-2012, 07:07 PM)sally Wrote: I like it with just cheese and pepper flakes to everything but the kitchen sink depending on my mood.

So when are you having us all over exactly? I want to make sure my calendar is clear.

I'll sit quietly in the corner and won't say a peep i promise. Cheers
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08-11-2012, 08:42 PM
(08-11-2012, 07:37 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-11-2012, 07:20 PM)Riotgear Wrote: I'd be lying if I said I was ever too busy for homemade brickoven (Is it a brick oven?) pizza.


Yes, it's a brick oven. Best damn thing I ever bought for myself.

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that is just too cool. i've never seen one in a private home.
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08-11-2012, 08:44 PM
Thin crust, Italian sausage, medium cheese, heavy marinara, red pepper flakes (and sometimes jalapenos). A glass or two of Chianti = bonus.

Added: I love artichoke hearts on the side with pizza.
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08-11-2012, 08:46 PM
(08-11-2012, 04:27 PM)Duchess Wrote:

What's on your favorite pizza?

My mom's homemade pizza with mozzerella cheese, sausage, ground beef, onion,black olives, and mushrooms.

Or my mom's homemade white pizza with ricotta cheese, ham, pineapple.

Or a cheese and broccoli pizza from SUNY Potsdam's Student Union.

Sorry, I couldn't pick just one favorite. I've also always wanted to try anchovies on a pizza but none of my friends and family like anchovies and I've never ordered a pizza just for myself.
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08-11-2012, 08:57 PM
I lived in Texas for a bit. While they may know barbecue and tex-mex in those parts, they have absolute shit for pizza.
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08-11-2012, 09:15 PM
(08-11-2012, 08:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sorry, I couldn't pick just one favorite. I've also always wanted to try anchovies on a pizza but none of my friends and family like anchovies and I've never ordered a pizza just for myself.


Just buy a can of anchovies and toss it on your own slice.

They're too overpowering for pizza imo. I don't mind them blended into a pasta sauce or ceasar dressing, however.
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08-11-2012, 10:00 PM
(08-11-2012, 09:15 PM)sally Wrote:
(08-11-2012, 08:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Sorry, I couldn't pick just one favorite. I've also always wanted to try anchovies on a pizza but none of my friends and family like anchovies and I've never ordered a pizza just for myself.


Just buy a can of anchovies and toss it on your own slice.

They're too overpowering for pizza imo. I don't mind them blended into a pasta sauce or ceasar dressing, however.

Most anchovies in a can are packed with oil. I'm lazy, I'd rather have the pizza place drain the excess oil off and cook them with the rest of the pizza.
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