IS LOVE BLIND?

[pspence]

I don't know where my mouth guard is, irrelevant because I didn't like wearing it. My dentist says it's caused by stress, I don't know as I believe that though. I don't have much stress in my life.

wished i could say that!

[LuciferLynn]

I only do that when I'm really stressed. Sometimes my jaw and my teeth hurt the next day. I also sleepwalk when I get like that. My mom used to keep the chain locks on the doors when I was little so if I tried to go out, the door wouldn't open and if I tried to opwn the chain, it would make noise and wake her up.

[JsMom]

NO I would never fuck Clang. I'm with User, I wouldn't pay for a hooker though. I'd find someone just like him. A virgin, Lives with parents, Lives off the gov't, Not clean cut, Maybe even one who dresses like a man (so clang can dress as the girl), Wearing goodwill cloths, Whom is desperate. Just sayin'. Then you might not have to worry about STDs. Only because I care.

ETA~ wrong thread but you get my point.

[Clang McFly]

NO I would never fuck Clang. I'm with User, I wouldn't pay for a hooker though. I'd find someone just like him. A virgin, Lives with parents, Lives off the gov't, Not clean cut, Maybe even one who dresses like a man (so clang can dress as the girl), Wearing goodwill cloths, Whom is desperate. Just sayin'. Then you might not have to worry about STDs. Only because I care.

ETA~ wrong thread but you get my point.

And now I'm depressed. You make it sound like things will never get better. Its only been 2 years since I moved back in with my parents. Sure I'm a fat crossdressing virgin who hasn't had much of a dating/sex life but I have mostly worked steadily/been on my own for the last 24 years. THINGS WILL GET BETTER....just very slowly.

[ramseycat]

Need I say it again? Stewarts is hiring! Get a freakin job. This shit pisses me off to no end.

[OnBendedKnee]

NO I would never fuck Clang. I'm with User, I wouldn't pay for a hooker though. I'd find someone just like him. A virgin, Lives with parents, Lives off the gov't, Not clean cut, Maybe even one who dresses like a man (so clang can dress as the girl), Wearing goodwill cloths, Whom is desperate. Just sayin'. Then you might not have to worry about STDs. Only because I care.

ETA~ wrong thread but you get my point.

And now I'm depressed. You make it sound like things will never get better. Its only been 2 years since I moved back in with my parents. Sure I'm a fat crossdressing virgin who hasn't had much of a dating/sex life but I have mostly worked steadily/been on my own for the last 24 years. THINGS WILL GET BETTER....just very slowly.

[Ilyanna]

PS who gives a shit what your bed looks like, unless you hold beer and sex parties in there?

I like my house to look like Martha Stewart lives here. One crisp white fitted sheet and one flat sheet with the top part folded over the down comforter, four down pillows and three accent pillows. That's it, adding another blanket to my perfectly made bed would drive me nuts.

It's like the decorator towels in the bathroom. Thing 1 insists on using them despite there being regular towels for the purpose of drying his hands after washing. But no. He had to use the decorator ones. Pisses me off to no end. Us girls like the rooms to look a certain way and have certain things. Males don't get it.

That's it, right here. After all these years of searching and questioning, I have finally found proof that I despite what my double x says - am clearly not a woman. I mean, I can't be, right? Because, you know, decorator towels????

[ramseycat]

Yes Ily, decorator towels. You know the ones that hang on the towel rack that match the rugs? They are there to make the bathroom look pretty. You do understand that I am talking about the bathroom on the main floor where company would go? Although I have decorator towels in all my bathrooms. Anyway, I like my home to look warm and inviting and put together. Use the towels that are out for hand drying and no one gets hurt.

[sally]

Decorator towels are out, Ramsey. Don't tell me you still have the toilet tank and lid covers too.

[username]

Decorator towels are out, Ramsey. Don't tell me you still have the toilet tank and lid covers too.

Haha!

Yeah, you're supposed to have the pretty paper hand towels out for guests now so not everyone is wiping their germ soaked hands on the same towel.

[OnBendedKnee]

When you're at a friend's home and the only towels available are those decorative ones, is it considered impolite to use them anyway?
I tried the drying of the hands via tissue paper route, but it is somewhat ineffective and I find myself, if not drying my hands on my jeans, leaning toward using one of those frilly towels (flipped inside out, of course, and then
placed gingerly back on the towel rack, no one none the wiser).

[Maggot]

Still better than using the "Napkins" under the sink.

[Duchess]

I keep a pretty basket filled with rolled up hand towels for guests.

My home while clean & tidy is not fussy, I don't even care if people put their feet on my coffee table. I want my friends to be comfortable here, no one has to remove their shoes, I don't care if they smoke (not many do), I'm just not particular about some things, if everything is tidy that's good enough for me. I don't like dirty dishes in the sink, you will never see that here and I don't like clutter either.

[OnBendedKnee]

Under no circumstances though, whether you're fastidious or not, it is improper to urinate in the sink.

[Riotgear]

All I'm saying is the sink is easier to hit with any degree of accuracy.

So no drying cocks on the dercoratives I'm guessing.

[ramseycat]

Decorator towels are out, Ramsey. Don't tell me you still have the toilet tank and lid covers too.

I do not. Do they even make them anymore?

If decorator towels are out, what do you hang on your towel rack? Next you are going to tell me that borders are out too forcing me to redo my downstairs bathroom.

[ramseycat]

Decorator towels are out, Ramsey. Don't tell me you still have the toilet tank and lid covers too.

Haha!

Yeah, you're supposed to have the pretty paper hand towels out for guests now so not everyone is wiping their germ soaked hands on the same towel.

Exactly! I have a pretty box of those papertowels for the bathroom in each one. Use those to dry your hands and make damn sure it makes in INTO the wastebasket. If I come in and find it on the floor NEXT to the wastebasket there will be hell to pay.

[ramseycat]

All I'm saying is the sink is easier to hit with any degree of accuracy.

So no drying cocks on the dercoratives I'm guessing.

OH. MY. GOD. I can't even.... I mean...drying your dick on my decorator towels?!?!?! OH HAYELL NO!

[Ilyanna]

Yes Ily, decorator towels. You know the ones that hang on the towel rack that match the rugs? They are there to make the bathroom look pretty.

Ah, so they're like, the Paris Hilton of the towel world?

You do understand that I am talking about the bathroom on the main floor where company would go? Although I have decorator towels in all my bathrooms.

Of course you do...

...warm and inviting ... and no one gets hurt.

Ah, gotcha. Warm and inviting. Unless I use the wrong towel, of course...oh dear - what about the soap? Anything I should know about the soap?

Anyway, now that I have discovered a new and fascinating world of towel etiquettes, I wanna know more: how do I distinguish between the decorative and the useable ones? Do the latter not match the rugs? Or do you have two separate racks with small signs pointing me to the admissible cloths? Or maybe they have different sizes? Inquiring Ily needs to know!

My home while clean & tidy is not fussy, I don't even care if people put their feet on my coffee table. I want my friends to be comfortable here, no one has to remove their shoes, I don't care if they smoke (not many do), I'm just not particular about some things, if everything is tidy that's good enough for me.

Pretty much my take on it, as well.
My home is, well, my home, the place I want to feel comfortable in. So naturally, I decorate it the way I love it, and I happen to despise useless decorations with no purpose other than collecting dust. I do have a few paintings and other artwork that has some meaning to me, personally, but other than that, I like to keep it functional. Besides, the people who I invite into my home are so not the kind who care about decoration

Under no circumstances though, whether you're fastidious or not, it is improper to urinate in the sink.

WTF, the SINK? What kind of plebeian uses the sink?? Go and water the flower beds in my garden, you bloody squanderer

[Midwest Spy]

Under no circumstances though, whether you're fastidious or not, it is improper to urinate in the sink.

What if you're fabulous? Is it a problem then?