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#81
09-14-2012, 01:03 PM
Fuck you Ramsey, I have worked my fucking ARSE OFF my child goes into PRIVATE EDUFUCKINGCATION NEXT YEAR. You make me so fucking angry. What? Am I not here. No wonder those bitches hate you, they just have to sit back and watch you sink yourself in it.

I am a fierce fucking friend. And you stuffed it. Whatever.
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#82
09-14-2012, 01:12 PM
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09-14-2012, 01:14 PM
(09-14-2012, 01:12 PM)sally Wrote: hah

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09-14-2012, 01:44 PM


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09-14-2012, 01:50 PM
(09-14-2012, 01:03 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Fuck you Ramsey, I have worked my fucking ARSE OFF my child goes into PRIVATE EDUFUCKINGCATION NEXT YEAR. You make me so fucking angry. What? Am I not here. No wonder those bitches hate you, they just have to sit back and watch you sink yourself in it.

I am a fierce fucking friend. And you stuffed it. Whatever.

Did you think I was talking about your child???? Ah no. I was talking about Honey Boo Boo.
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#86
09-14-2012, 02:10 PM
Have no idea, speak engleeesi? Im Madame respect?

You come and clean my house I pay you good money,

I am brain woman, but not good housework.
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#87
09-14-2012, 02:34 PM
Where is that Aussie intervention thread when you need it? Someone needs to cut you off immediately!
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#88
09-14-2012, 02:49 PM
Swear to God, God is my witness you bloody Americans hah
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09-14-2012, 02:58 PM
Aussie is drunk as a skunk! hahahaaaa
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#90
09-14-2012, 03:29 PM
how did I get drawn Rams into this bloody thread. Bitch. That's you. I think were friends and you can get away with this shit Rams.


Awwww Duch, isn't that beauuuuutiful? STFU Answer me before I pass out already?????
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09-14-2012, 03:31 PM
Aussie girlfriend needs some food stat! You are too funny when you are drunk.
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09-14-2012, 03:35 PM
No no no poor old rams forgot I had a lapband and dont need no white mans bread.

I'm good.

But drunk.....oh yeh...where is my mate Duchess of Mock, don't you dare pull an Angelina on me. She is aloof stand offish and exploiting those poor syrians for Worldl recognition. If you do that, we will not be optimal comminicado blackberryo
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09-14-2012, 04:00 PM


I went for a ride, Aussie, it's a beautiful day on the East Coast.
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#94
09-14-2012, 04:40 PM
(09-14-2012, 01:44 PM)Duchess Wrote:

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09-14-2012, 08:44 PM
(09-14-2012, 03:35 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Worldl recognition

Even now, I wonder what the hell that is?
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01-04-2013, 09:37 AM


The mother got a makeover. Good gawd almighty.

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01-04-2013, 12:44 PM
Just no. NO.
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01-04-2013, 01:49 PM
The best makeover for Mama BooBoo is a black trash bag over her head. One of those 30 gallon ones.
I think even People of Walmart would reject any pictures of her.
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01-06-2013, 03:23 PM


That woman is much smarter than I gave her credit for -

Since she shot to fame in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, commentators have been waiting for the inevitable to happen.

But June Thomson has revealed she won't be upgrading her modest home for a luxury pad any time soon - as she is not profiting from the reality show.

Instead the self-proclaimed 'redneck' has divided the estimated $15,000 to $20,000 episode fee into equal trust funds for her four daughters and granddaughter.

Mama June, as she is known, has ensured she won't be tempted to take the money for herself by asking TLC to pay it straight into the trust funds.

'TLC puts the money into the girls' trust accounts for me and then I get an email telling me how much everyone gets,' she explained.
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01-06-2013, 04:51 PM
(01-06-2013, 03:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:

That woman is much smarter than I gave her credit for -

Since she shot to fame in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, commentators have been waiting for the inevitable to happen.

But June Thomson has revealed she won't be upgrading her modest home for a luxury pad any time soon - as she is not profiting from the reality show.

Instead the self-proclaimed 'redneck' has divided the estimated $15,000 to $20,000 episode fee into equal trust funds for her four daughters and granddaughter.

Mama June, as she is known, has ensured she won't be tempted to take the money for herself by asking TLC to pay it straight into the trust funds.

'TLC puts the money into the girls' trust accounts for me and then I get an email telling me how much everyone gets,' she explained.

that should read.... most of the money.



Alana Thompson, also known as Honey Boo Boo from TLC’s runaway hit series “Here Comes Honey Boo,” appeared with her mother June on “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on October 15 ...
Honey Boo Boo and June were all decked out for their late night interview. When Kimmel asked about their newfound fame and fortune, June Thompson answered that most of their money from TLC is distributed equally into trust funds that she set up for her children.
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