What turns you Off?

[Clang McFly]

Ily's boytoy

Bullshit, you never tried to be, nor have you ever been my "boytoy". You must confuse me with someone else. I consider you my online buddy. Why else do you think I bother giving you my opinion? *shrugs*

That was directed at RiotGear. I was mocking his "schtick" since he was mocking my real life situation.

[username]

Go Clang! Mock his stick!

[Riotgear]

But not for $8 an hour. You can 't expect him to live on that.

[Jimbone]

Well sure. I'll get right on it. Right after I get a job in this bad economy so I can move out of my strict catholic mom's house so I can crossdress without getting caught by my brother.

Say, do you know what I did with those concert tickets I won in that radio contest? Hmm musta left them at the KoC function I volunteered at.

That was pretty good actually... covered most of his memes.

Next time work in some of the food stamp gloating he does if you can.

[Riotgear]

Well sure. I'll get right on it. Right after I get a job in this bad economy so I can move out of my strict catholic mom's house so I can crossdress without getting caught by my brother.

Say, do you know what I did with those concert tickets I won in that radio contest? Hmm musta left them at the KoC function I volunteered at.

That was pretty good actually... covered most of his memes.

Next time work in some of the food stamp gloating he does if you can.

My self-respect wouldn't let me.

[Jimbone]

My self-respect wouldn't let me.

Most people's self-respect wouldn't let them either... Clang lacks that governor.

[Riotgear]

My self-respect wouldn't let me.

Most people's self-respect wouldn't let them either... Clang lacks that governor.

And a few others as well. That's what you get with friends of Ma/Jack.

[Clang McFly]

Go Clang! Mock his stick!

^

[Clang McFly]

Clang lacks that governor.

No, I don't lack that GOVERNor. Its a part of me. I was born into it.

[Clang McFly]

My self-respect wouldn't let me.

Most people's self-respect wouldn't let them either... Clang lacks that governor.

And a few others as well. That's what you get with friends of Ma/Jack.

*rollseyes*

[Clang McFly]

Well sure. I'll get right on it. Right after I get a job in this bad economy so I can move out of my strict catholic mom's house so I can crossdress without getting caught by my brother.

Say, do you know what I did with those concert tickets I won in that radio contest? Hmm musta left them at the KoC function I volunteered at.

That was pretty good actually... covered most of his memes.

Next time work in some of the food stamp gloating he does if you can.

Of course I'm going to gloat about it. Why shouldn't I? If I take your suggestions to get an $8 an hour or less job I'll still need it. And anyway its not like I use it to personally feed myself. It helps feed mom. dad, me, and my brother.

Sure my living situation isn't normal but its mutually beneficial. I do the cooking, cleaning, shopping, and laundry AND she pays my bills, provides shelter, food, and entertainment services and avoids having to go into a nursing home or other assisted living situation.

[Riotgear]

AND she pays my bills

Not all your bills. I believe some of that particular honor falls to the tax payers.

Unless you mother prints your food stamps. Or is it reloads you EBT card?

[Clang McFly]

AND she pays my bills

Not all your bills. I believe some of that particular honor falls to the tax payers.

Hmmm....well at $200 a month divided by 300 million taxpayers I'm sure the pennies a day or less won't break their piggy banks.

[Riotgear]

AND she pays my bills

Not all your bills. I believe some of that particular honor falls to the tax payers.

Hmmm....well at $200 a month divided by 300 million taxpayers I'm sure the pennies a day or less won't break their piggy banks.

So not all your bills. Got it.

[Clang McFly]

AND she pays my bills

Not all your bills. I believe some of that particular honor falls to the tax payers.

Hmmm....well at $200 a month divided by 300 million taxpayers I'm sure the pennies a day or less won't break their piggy banks.

So not all your bills. Got it.

Indeed. I'm going to need you to mail me those pennies soon. I need some penny candy for mah diabeetus....low blood sugar and all.

[Riotgear]

At least you have your justification all worked out. Congrats!

[Eat Shit And Die]

Clang, 300 pounds at 6 feet is a BMI of 40. That IS morbidly obese as in: it will kill you. You already have health issues, so pls stop making up a gradation that helps you turn a blind eye to reality and avoid taking responsibility for yourself.

There from now on take the 'ish' off your obese.

[ramseycat]

AND she pays my bills

Not all your bills. I believe some of that particular honor falls to the tax payers.

Hmmm....well at $200 a month divided by 300 million taxpayers I'm sure the pennies a day or less won't break their piggy banks.

Really? REALLY???? You did not just say that. Add up all those pennies and it's a lot of freakin money asshole. While you sleep until noon and cook a nice meal for you parents, the rest of us are working to pay for our own meal. Doing laundry, cooking, cleaning, all the housework is something I do in ADDITION to working full time. That's life Clang. You could get a job around here. You are just to fucking lazy to get off your fat ass and get one. You think you are too good to work at Stewarts.

You just piss me the fuck off ya know that?

[Ilyanna]

I'm curious - what's the average wage per hour at a full time job that would enable a person to care for their own over where you guys live, like renting a room, paying for food and health services, owing a car and a phone, maybe even internet connection/TV? (I know it varies a lot depending on the place of living, but I'd just like to have a few ballpark figures).
I'm asking because the $8 Gear mentioned are more than enough for me to support myself and live comfortably (I'm in a small village, though. People in Hamburg or Berlin would require more).

[Duchess]

I don't even know what min. wage is here but I do know I couldn't live on 8.00 an hr., I couldn't make enough in a day to pay for my phone.