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GET THE FUCK UP !
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#1
10-17-2009, 07:44 AM
It's a bit lonely in here when I have no one to dick around with.

But, on a much, MUCH brighter note ~ BROTHER is history ! ::bravo::
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10-17-2009, 07:56 AM
Yo yo yo, good morning, baby lips!
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10-17-2009, 07:59 AM
There's my sweet baby !...We are all alone, Hot Stuff. ::sly::
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10-17-2009, 08:09 AM
You bring the oil, I'll bring the pillows. ::blink:: ::bigg::
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10-17-2009, 08:13 AM
::boobs:: Yee Haw !...On your back, pillow boy...One full body massage coming up !
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10-17-2009, 08:18 AM
How about we let Sally bring the weed? Smiley_emoticons_smile
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10-17-2009, 08:21 AM
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#8
10-17-2009, 08:22 AM
Good morning Duchess.

Good morning Freaky Frankie.
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#9
10-17-2009, 08:23 AM
Wait a minute! You have Duchess with you and you want to bring your stupid pillow??? WTF is wrong with you???
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10-17-2009, 08:30 AM
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
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#11
10-17-2009, 08:46 AM
Duchess, can we have Ramsey come in as the cleaning lady to clean up after us?
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#12
10-17-2009, 08:53 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:Duchess, can we have Ramsey come in as the cleaning lady to clean up after us?
Or not. I would just throw you pilow out.
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10-17-2009, 09:01 AM
Middle Finger Wrote:Duchess, can we have Ramsey come in as the cleaning lady to clean up after us?
::fuckyeah::
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10-17-2009, 09:56 AM
I got a good solid 8 hours last night, I feel fantastic.
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10-17-2009, 10:40 AM
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I got a good solid 8 hours last night, I feel fantastic.
Sleep or sex? I hope sex if you feel that good Smiley_emoticons_razz
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10-17-2009, 10:47 AM
I left that open just so someone like you could make a sex joke. Smiley_emoticons_wink
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#17
10-18-2009, 07:49 AM
How dare you people sleep in on a Sunday morning and/or have the nerve to spend time with your loving families...Jesus Christ...get the fuck up before I drink anymore coffee while I'm waiting for Mockers to arrive...Ima gonna be strung out by 9 am
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10-18-2009, 07:52 AM
Bitch, make me some oatmeal. ::bigg::
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10-18-2009, 07:55 AM
Obviously you have mistaken me for someone who does stuff like that...The gourmet deli in town delivers breakfast too, make yourself familiar with the number. Smiley_emoticons_razz
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#20
10-18-2009, 08:29 AM
ramseycat Wrote:Wait a minute! You have Duchess with you and you want to bring your stupid pillow??? WTF is wrong with you???

Of course, it's much more comfortable for her to put her face in.

Face down, ass up.. it's the only way.

WTF is wrong with you?
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?

You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.

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