Clang and Username counseling session

[Ilyanna]

That's my approach to getting a good caipirinha. Unfortunately, that also limits the amount of caipi's I am able to drink in one session.

[Riotgear]

Same is true with masterbation. If you really want it done right you gotta do it yourself.

Oh don't pretend like you don't know how to spell it.

[Duchess]

So good in fact that when I really want a sandwich I don't trust anyone but myself to make it.

I call that "building" a sandwich. Some people make a sammich & some people build one. There is a difference.

[OnBendedKnee]

My Apple iPhone refuses to allow me to write that vile word.

[Riotgear]

That's my approach to getting a good caipirinha. Unfortunately, that also limits the amount of caipi's I am able to drink in one session.

Do you think those would go well with salami sandwiches?

[Riotgear]

So good in fact that when I really want a sandwich I don't trust anyone but myself to make it.

I call that "building" a sandwich. Some people make a sammich & some people build one. There is a difference.

Amen.

[Riotgear]

My Apple iPhone refuses to allow me to write that vile word.

Suri. That button down bitch.

[OnBendedKnee]

Oh, don't pretend you don't know how to spell SIRI

[Riotgear]

Oh, don't pretend you don't know how to spell SIRI

You learn something new everyday. Sorry Tom Cruise.

[Duchess]

My Apple iPhone refuses to allow me to write that vile word.

Have you ever read damnyouautocorrect? It's laugh out loud funny.

[OnBendedKnee]

J/K, but really typing on an iPhone... you would think Steve Jobs himself was a Puritan.

[Ilyanna]

That's my approach to getting a good caipirinha. Unfortunately, that also limits the amount of caipi's I am able to drink in one session.

Do you think those would go well with salami sandwiches?

Can there really be any doubt?

Have you ever read damnyouautocorrect? It's laugh out loud funny.

oh, yes, I love that

[Clang McFly]

I know better than to try and stop Ily from derailing a thread. Plus this thread is keeping me arous...er...entertained.

hehe, smart Cla.. hey wait a minute, why do I get the sole blame here?!? Gear totally came on to me first, you should have seen the way he sat there looking at me and stuff!

You get the blame because..er...*hides the containers of the fast food bribe from Gear*


And because even though Gear is a paranoid nutbag/asshole us males have to stick together.

Maybe if you get in the kitchen and bring me some sandwiches and beers I might forget your part in it too.

Nutbag asshole? Now you're just trying to be hurtful.

What's this about a bribe? Gear accepts bribes without reservation.

Of course I'm trying to be hurtful. Ma left me a ton of paperwork and instructions behind. *looks over at a huge filing cabinet* And it seems he wasn't too fond of you.

The bribe I mentioned was FROM you not TO you.

[Riotgear]

Not fond of me? I can't imagine such a thing.

[Donovan]

It's true. He said you/me /anybody who looked like us was off his Xmas card list. Also he wants to hit you in the kneecap and feel the wet crunch of bone or something like that. I forget.

[Riotgear]

It's true. He said you/me /anybody who looked like us was off his Xmas card list. Also he wants to hit you in the kneecap and feel the wet crunch of bone or something like that. I forget.

That sounds unpleasant. Who doesn't recognize xmas as a time to put away petty differences?

Good think I have strong knees. Hindu squats FTW.

[Ilyanna]

Good think I have strong knees. Hindu squats FTW.

I wonder if this would be a proper time to talk about moot points, dear...

[Riotgear]

Good think I have strong knees. Hindu squats FTW.

I wonder if this would be a proper time to talk about moot points, dear...

Damn it.