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The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread
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#21
08-30-2012, 11:11 AM
(08-30-2012, 09:58 AM)ramseycat Wrote: And Gear??? Fold that pecker of your up and put it away!! No way in hayell you are shooting that thing of in my face. I will rip you nuts off and stuff them down your throat before that ever happens. Capice?


Trust her on this. Ramsey teaches a senior citizens self-defense class at the YMCA.
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#22
08-30-2012, 11:21 AM
I also teach the pre-schoolers. It's a tough world out there on the playground.
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08-30-2012, 11:35 AM
You ever teach children to defend themselves against senior citizens? Those Sandusky kids coulda used that class.
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08-30-2012, 11:55 AM
I wish I had Dono. I might have to incorporate that into my next class.
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#25
08-30-2012, 12:05 PM
The main difference is when you kick an old guy in the nuts you gotta aim a lot lower.
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08-30-2012, 12:07 PM
(08-30-2012, 12:05 PM)Donovan Wrote: The main difference is when you kick an old guy in the nuts you gotta aim a lot lower.

So noted.
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#27
08-30-2012, 04:08 PM
(08-30-2012, 09:58 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Sally is fickle like that.

And Gear??? Fold that pecker of your up and put it away!! No way in hayell you are shooting that thing of in my face. I will rip you nuts off and stuff them down your throat before that ever happens. Capice?

At least you got the fold part right.
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#28
08-30-2012, 04:36 PM
But can you tie it into a knot?
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08-30-2012, 04:38 PM


Now I'm thinking about the penis snake. It looks like Italian sausage....old Italian sausage.
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08-30-2012, 04:38 PM
(08-30-2012, 04:36 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: But can you tie it into a knot?

Hang on a sec...
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#31
08-30-2012, 04:48 PM
Come on. Just like you do to a cherry stem. You can bend over far enough, yes?
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08-30-2012, 04:50 PM
(08-30-2012, 04:48 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Come on. Just like you do to a cherry stem. You can bend over far enough, yes?

I just didn't want to accidently go up my own ass and do a flip like...

Mustang.
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#33
08-30-2012, 04:54 PM
(08-30-2012, 04:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Now I'm thinking about the penis snake. It looks like Italian sausage....old Italian sausage.

hah
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