Stupid things done while you were young...

[Riotgear]

Did you say ⁹⁄₁₁ tribute tattoo on his ass?

[OnBendedKnee]

^
Don't fret.
There's only so much of you to go around.

A bürden, I am sure, but one that you must buckle up and learn to live with.

You make it sound like they would fuck me. At 42 I'm pretty much over that idea.

Time to start saving for a whore.

Ok then. There's a bit less of you to go around, so to speak.
The ladies will simply have to adjust and live with that.

[ramseycat]

Did you say ⁹⁄₁₁ tribute tattoo on his ass?

Yes I did. Not sure why he chose that area of his body to put it though. But now that I think about it....not very tribute like is it?

[OnBendedKnee]

One Twin Tower in the back (ass), one Twin Tower in the front?

[Carsman]

OP asked: Have you ever done something stupid when you were younger that you now regret?


Yes I did some really stupid stuff when I was younger, oh wait, that was last week. But I was younger then!

[username]

When I was a teen, I got home late one night and concocted a story about a bunch of Mexicans in a van trying to abduct me. The police came and took a report...

I also fell asleep nakie with a b/f after taking some quaaludes. We hadn't even had sex but that somehow didn't matter to my dad when he found us. I put on b/f's pants in my scramble away. Poor guy was stuck holding mine.

[Riotgear]

Did you say ⁹⁄₁₁ tribute tattoo on his ass?

Yes I did. Not sure why he chose that area of his body to put it though. But now that I think about it....not very tribute like is it?

I'm an 'Inside Job' guy so I don't care but it does seem like an odd choice.

[Riotgear]

When I was a teen, I got home late one night and concocted a story about a bunch of Mexicans in a van trying to abduct me. The police came and took a report...

Awesome.

[ramseycat]

Did you say ⁹⁄₁₁ tribute tattoo on his ass?

Yes I did. Not sure why he chose that area of his body to put it though. But now that I think about it....not very tribute like is it?

I'm an 'Inside Job' guy so I don't care but it does seem like an odd choice.

He is going into business when he graduates so I can see having his tattos be easy to cover it necessary. But this goes a little too far.

[Riotgear]

As long as it's not the sort of business that involves chaps with no pants I don't see a problem.

[ramseycat]

As long as it's not the sort of business that involves chaps with no pants I don't see a problem.

Assless Chaps!!

ya know you are one of the few people on here that makes me literally laugh out loud.

[Riotgear]

As long as it's not the sort of business that involves chaps with no pants I don't see a problem.

Assless Chaps!!

ya know you are one of the few people on here that makes me literally laugh out loud.

Thanks but aren't all chaps assless?

[username]

As long as it's not the sort of business that involves chaps with no pants I don't see a problem.

Assless Chaps!!

ya know you are one of the few people on here that makes me literally laugh out loud.

Thanks but aren't all chaps assless?

Not in Ramseysworld.

[Riotgear]

As long as it's not the sort of business that involves chaps with no pants I don't see a problem.

Assless Chaps!!

ya know you are one of the few people on here that makes me literally laugh out loud.

Thanks but aren't all chaps assless?

Not in Ramseysworld.

Pants?

[OnBendedKnee]

When I was a teen, I got home late one night and concocted a story about a bunch of Mexicans in a van trying to abduct me. The police came and took a report...

Awesome.

No, "awesome" would be if a few of them got rounded up, tried and convicted, spent the next decade in prison working on a chain gang, only to be deported back to Mexico upon their release.

[Riotgear]

When I was a teen, I got home late one night and concocted a story about a bunch of Mexicans in a van trying to abduct me. The police came and took a report...

Awesome.

No, "awesome" would be if a few of them got rounded up, tried and convicted, spent the next decade in prison working on a chain gang, only to be deported back to Mexico upon their release.

Epic. Then we could turn User in for reward money. Probably wouldn't stop her from sassing me though.

[OnBendedKnee]

Naw, it would just end poorly.
I'd waste my portion on Apple iDevices and you would spend it all your share on weed.

[Riotgear]

Naw, it would just end poorly.
I'd waste my portion on Apple iDevices and you would spend it all your share on weed.

Maybe I don't understand the problem.

[OnBendedKnee]

Good point.
I suppose it would only be a true "first world" problem if it was the other way around.

[Riotgear]

The way I figure it I love Apple stuff (heck, I have an Ipod) and you could be a great farmer. One upside being you'd be able to diagnose any problems your wife's house plants may be suffering in an instant.