Noob...but not lame

[Clang McFly]

Hi Harley GUY!!!! Do you have a preference in undie color?

I'm still on the VS mailing list....(from a past life).....I enjoy buying such things when there's someone to buy for.

You could always buy them for Clang. He'd be your best friend forever if you did.

Yeah I like them kinda plain though. Cotton, black or white, fancy little bow.

[HarleyGuy]

Well...not to be judgemental, but I'm pretty much committed to those born with a real cooter....ah, so to speak!

[ramseycat]

I have a real cooter. And some really pretty Vickeywear in dark blue with some lace.

[Duchess]

Now I'm thinking about fabricated cooters.

[FAHQTOO]

User, at least I didn't call him Harley Bro ahahahahaaaa in NY everyone says Bro.



Hi Harley GUY!!!! Do you have a preference in undie color?

That would be 'underpants' color...get it right!!

Hi Duchess...

[Duchess]

Hi honey

[HarleyGuy]

... Perhaps I'll see you in that thread, if/when Duchess grants you full access.

I'm there! (Thanks Duchess!)

P.s. I'd never heard "cooter" used for "vagina" til I read ramsey's post.

I find the term somewhat....ummmm......endearing, compared to the more vulgar nouns some use. More respectful if you will.....

[username]

I have a real cooter. And some really pretty Vickeywear in dark blue with some lace.

Yeah. Real ugly.



FFS, Ramsey, stop talking up your cooter and underwear, you stupid internet tramp. Jesus.

[HarleyGuy]

I have a real cooter. And some really pretty Vickeywear in dark blue with some lace.

Ya know.....being as how I'm kinda on probation or something.....and not sure about Mock etiquette (or lack thereof)......I hesitate to suggest.....

Well......damn......ummmmm......lemme get back to ya on this! OK?

[username]

I have a real cooter. And some really pretty Vickeywear in dark blue with some lace.

Ya know.....being as how I'm kinda on probation or something.....and not sure about Mock etiquette (or lack thereof)......I hesitate to suggest.....

Well......damn......ummmmm......lemme get back to ya on this! OK?

No rush. You'd have to give her time anyway to break out the shop vac and clear out all the cobwebs and dust bunnies.

[Duchess]

Oh snap

[HarleyGuy]

I just knew this was going to be a kick ass place!

[FAHQTOO]

Do you smoke ciggs HG?

Do you smoke weed HG?

Do you drink HG?

If you do any of those things Ramsey will tuck tail and run as fast as she can the opposite direction.

I'm shocked she gave out her granny 'underpants' info without doing a Google search on you first.

If you're 25 and like to serve your prude hot chocolate in bed, hide in the closet when the kids get home, or jump out the window so they'll never know you were there...you might have a chance.

[Midwest Spy]

I just knew this was going to be a kick ass place!

It's not THAT kick ass.

Wait until you run into Aussie on one of her drunken rants, plus, she doesn't like to talk about her cooter.

User likes to call out Ramsey for being a tramp, but her old nickname in college was 'Pincushion'.

As in, she's been stuck more times than a pincushion...

[username]

I just knew this was going to be a kick ass place!

It's not THAT kick ass.

Wait until you run into Aussie on one of her drunken rants, plus, she doesn't like to talk about her cooter.

User likes to call out Ramsey for being a tramp, but her old nickname in college was 'Pincushion'.

As in, she's been stuck more times than a pincushion...

Thank you for the explanation; never would have got it without it.

Wipe that little smilie off your post. It wasn't that funny...I've begun to expect better from you.

[Midwest Spy]

I just knew this was going to be a kick ass place!

It's not THAT kick ass.

Wait until you run into Aussie on one of her drunken rants, plus, she doesn't like to talk about her cooter.

User likes to call out Ramsey for being a tramp, but her old nickname in college was 'Pincushion'.

As in, she's been stuck more times than a pincushion...

Thank you for the explanation; never would have got it without it.

Wipe that little smilie off your post. It wasn't that funny...I've begun to expect better from you.

The explanation was actually for Ramsey.

Wasn't sure she'd get it.

I mean, it was a little funny, right?

[HarleyGuy]

I have the distinct feeling I've been royally googled since I registered here. I'm really kind of a boring guy, so I doubt anyone turned up something that would give them pause.

I do have vices....legal ones. But moderate rather than heavy.

I'm over 25 by some years........I find that an advantage in most cases.

I have jumped out of a window in my youth. The guy turning the key in the front door was a member of the USMC west coast basketball team. He wasn't much of a Marine, but he was a big SOB! His girlfriend lived on the 2^nd floor. I hit the ground in my skivvies with the rest of my clothes & shoes tucked under my arm.

Never hid in a closet......yet.

I like sports. College football the most (Go Ducks!).

The backseat of my Harley is open for the woman that appreciates the experience of blasting down the road with the wind in her face and a Harley between her legs!

There's more........nuff for now tho!

[sally]

I have a real cooter. And some really pretty Vickeywear in dark blue with some lace.

Yeah. Real ugly.



FFS, Ramsey, stop talking up your cooter and underwear, you stupid internet tramp. Jesus.

She can't help herself. She was even sexting with Ma and have you ever seen that goofy looking bastard? He makes the Sac Man look like Antonio Banderas in Desperado.

[sally]

I have the distinct feeling I've been royally googled since I registered here. I'm really kind of a boring guy, so I doubt anyone turned up something that would give them pause.

I do have vices....legal ones. But moderate rather than heavy.

I'm over 25 by some years........I find that an advantage in most cases.

I have jumped out of a window in my youth. The guy turning the key in the front door was a member of the USMC west coast basketball team. He wasn't much of a Marine, but he was a big SOB! His girlfriend lived on the 2^nd floor. I hit the ground in my skivvies with the rest of my clothes & shoes tucked under my arm.

Never hid in a closet......yet.

I like sports. College football the most (Go Ducks!).

The backseat of my Harley is open for the woman that appreciates the experience of blasting down the road with the wind in her face and a Harley between her legs!

There's more........nuff for now tho!

Are you Jewish? Ramsey is a sucker for a Jew. You just have to claim you have money and she'll PM you her real name, telephone # and work place.

[Midwest Spy]

I have a real cooter. And some really pretty Vickeywear in dark blue with some lace.

Yeah. Real ugly.



FFS, Ramsey, stop talking up your cooter and underwear, you stupid internet tramp. Jesus.

She can't help herself. She was even sexting with Ma and have you ever seen that goofy looking bastard? He makes the Sac Man look like Antonio Banderas in Desperado.

I think Ramsey is funny as hell, but, wow, she wanted to hook up with Ma?