Noob...but not lame

[HarleyGuy]

I'm not Jewish. I'm Irish and French! And proud of it!

I'm not rich.

My Mother is the strongest woman I've ever known.

I've got a restored 1966 Country Squire wagon in my garage along with the Harley. My daily driver is a 2002 fully loaded Focus wagon with 130,000 miles on it. I'm the second owner. I was a Mustang guy for many years until I got into Harleys. My favorite was a '65 Fastback. But my '03 Mach 1 was a real close second. I had a couple of others too.

I don't care for liberals. But I love my younger sister.

I served in the Marines.

I live alone and like it that way. But my 19 year old daughter may move in with me soon. I'll like that.

[JsMom]

Welcome HG

[HarleyGuy]

Welcome HG

Thank you!

[HairOfTheDog]

I find the term somewhat....ummmm......endearing, compared to the more vulgar nouns some use. More respectful if you will.....

Yep, "cooter" in that context is kinda cute and non-offensive. But, I'm not sure expanding the informal vocabulary is always such a good thing. I mean, it definitely conjures up an entirely different mental picture when I imagine the annual "cooterfests" held throughout the South.

Also makes me think that if you were less of a gentleman, you could refer to the back seat of your ride as a "cooter scooter".



I see you're posting in the threads; welcome HG...

[HarleyGuy]

And Amber Romance for scent! KILLS!

Why am I not surprised!

[OnBendedKnee]

HG, you do seem vaguely familiar.

[HarleyGuy]

............Also makes me think that if you were less of a gentleman, you could refer to the back seat of your ride as a "cooter scooter".

Well thank you!

That is rather catchy......

And yes I'm able to make comments elsewhere!

[HarleyGuy]

HG, you do seem vaguely familiar.

A popular refrain around these parts!

[aussiefriend]

Hello HarleyGuy, I'm the star here in Mock.

[ramseycat]

I have a real cooter. And some really pretty Vickeywear in dark blue with some lace.

Yeah. Real ugly.



FFS, Ramsey, stop talking up your cooter and underwear, you stupid internet tramp. Jesus.

Oh lighten up. Can't I tease the new guy a little?

[ramseycat]

I have a real cooter. And some really pretty Vickeywear in dark blue with some lace.

Yeah. Real ugly.



FFS, Ramsey, stop talking up your cooter and underwear, you stupid internet tramp. Jesus.

She can't help herself. She was even sexting with Ma and have you ever seen that goofy looking bastard? He makes the Sac Man look like Antonio Banderas in Desperado.

I think Ramsey is funny as hell, but, wow, she wanted to hook up with Ma?

You seriously cannot be that dumb. I don't want to hook up with anyone here. Especially not Ma. Not only is he married but he wasn't even cute. Then he turns out to be some sort of internet freak. So yea, no.

[Duchess]

MS is gullible.

[ramseycat]

A couple of things....

I don't prefer my man to be Jewish. Being rich is a plus but not a requirment.

I am not pm'ing my info to anyone.

I've already had a FWB 20 years younger than I am. If you have a problem with that (i.e you're jealous because you can't do that) get over yourself.

This is for F2, no I will not date anyone that smokes ciggs. It's nasty. And no I prefer not to date a man that smokes pot. I have two young children that I would rather not expose to that. I have nothing against having some cocktails as long as it's in moderation. Again, I have kids....... If that makes me a prude in your eyes so be it. I would rather be me than you anyday sweetie. I don't do the trailer park trash act.

Any other comments from the judgemental bitches of Mock? My answer going forward is FOFU. Get over yourselves.

[Midwest Spy]

MS is gullible.

Lest anyone actually believe your statement ^^^^, I was trying to take a dig at Ramsey.

Everyone knows it was the other way around, Ma was trying to hook up with RamseyCat.

[ramseycat]

MS is gullible.

Lest anyone actually believe your statement ^^^^, I was trying to take a dig at Ramsey.

Everyone knows it was the other way around, Ma was trying to hook up with RamseyCat.

The thought of that made me throw up in my mouth a little.

[username]

Any other comments from the judgemental bitches of Mock?

Yes. Thanks for sharing but nobody gives a fuck.

[ramseycat]

Any other comments from the judgemental bitches of Mock?

Yes. Thanks for sharing but nobody gives a fuck.

You shouldn't call yourself an asshat. We don't need reminding. But as long as you are outing your flaws you should add judmental live off my husband lazy bitch. I'm sure you want to be accurate.

[username]

You shouldn't call yourself an asshat. We don't need reminding. But as long as you are outing your flaws you should add judmental live off my husband lazy bitch. I'm sure you want to be accurate.

Judmental.

Accurate would be "currently married to a responsible, successful hardworking man versus ugly divorcee who married a loser, alcoholic guy who is a piss poor father".

How's that?

[F.U.]

AHhhhh, now this is the MOCK that I know and love . Carry on.

[ramseycat]

You shouldn't call yourself an asshat. We don't need reminding. But as long as you are outing your flaws you should add judmental live off my husband lazy bitch. I'm sure you want to be accurate.

Judmental.

Accurate would be "currently married to a responsible, successful hardworking man versus ugly divorcee who married a loser, alcoholic guy who is a piss poor father".

How's that?

I agree with all of it except the ugly divorcee part. The ex is a loser alcoholic piss poor father. Sad but true. I wasn't putting down your husband. Just you for having teenagers that are in school all day yet you don't work and don't even clean your own house. If you are going to be a housewife, BE a housewife.