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WAVE TO THE BITCHFLAKES
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09-23-2012, 06:19 AM


They return daily to read you.
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09-23-2012, 07:45 AM
Does that mean I have now entered the realm of bitchflake, because I come back daily hoping to be inspired to post and 90% of the time go wanting?

Obviously after this post I will go back to being a bitchflake as you put it.
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09-23-2012, 07:51 AM


Why would you take it personally? If it was meant for you I would have directed it at you by using your name & then there would be no chance for misunderstanding.
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09-23-2012, 07:53 AM
Well i come here everyday and hardly ever post, your first statement clearly describes me.
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09-23-2012, 07:54 AM


Jesus Christ, ESAD. I'm referring to the gawddamn lurkers.
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09-23-2012, 07:56 AM
They don't read peoples stuff, nothing worth reading is posted where lurkers can lurk.
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09-23-2012, 07:58 AM


The number of people who lurk belies that.

Why do you return?
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09-23-2012, 08:02 AM
(09-23-2012, 07:58 AM)Duchess Wrote:

The number of people who lurk belies that.

Why do you return?

In the hope I will find something I wish to post to, I have 2,500posts, I obviously found this place entertaining at somepoint, I just can't seem to find anything that i care about to post to these days.
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09-23-2012, 08:05 AM
I'm a hopeless optimist.
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09-23-2012, 12:37 PM
I'm a hopeful pessimist.
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09-23-2012, 12:57 PM
I'm looking @ you looking @ me looking @ you. It makes me nervous.
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09-23-2012, 01:14 PM
So if I post in here, I will rise above the status of Bitchflake pretty much by default, right? RIGHT??
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09-23-2012, 04:59 PM
I dunno, I think you are just a bitch.
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09-23-2012, 05:20 PM
(09-23-2012, 06:19 AM)Duchess Wrote: They return daily to read you.

I tried to lurk. But I just couldn't do it, I couldn't keep my big mouth shut! hah
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09-23-2012, 07:45 PM
(09-23-2012, 04:59 PM)ESAD Wrote: I dunno, I think you are just a bitch.

But certainly. I'd be disappointed if there had ever been any doubt.
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09-24-2012, 04:03 AM
No theres little chance of that you hopeless moo.
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09-24-2012, 05:24 AM
Using Australian slang on me? What a peculiar little coinkidink.
Unless you've just called me a soccer mom or your wife. Which would be, you know, kinda dumb.
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09-24-2012, 11:20 AM


A moo is a soccer mom in Oz? hah
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09-24-2012, 11:39 AM
Not precisely hah as with pretty much all terms of endearment ESAD uses for me, I had to look it up on urban dic, and they pretty much state it's either
  • Oz slang for idiot/stupid woman,
  • American for soccer mom,
  • UK slang for "A mildly offensive term of abuse normally directed at the wife", or
  • a mother in general.

Talk about a random insult, lol
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09-24-2012, 11:56 AM
Still doesn't beat juggs, lolcow or sling tits for insults. If ESAD used moo on me he'd relate it to me being fat.
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