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I hear Lady cop passed away
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#101
11-01-2012, 05:19 AM
I remember once in 7th grade it took me over half an hr of sweating and drinking soda just to ask Becky Sue to dance with me............
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#102
11-01-2012, 05:21 AM
...........all the other kids were daring me to do it and did'nt think I would.
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#103
11-01-2012, 05:29 AM



Well...did she dance with you?

When did you first realize that humor could be a chick magnet?

Chick magnet. Bwahahaha. That ranks up there with "prudent", something only an old fart would say.
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11-01-2012, 05:30 AM
(10-31-2012, 10:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: Yeah its a true I'm a bigtime jack/Ma supporter but its weird I'm finding out that I haven't really missed him much since he's been gone plus Dono and the folks at spin-flippery make some excellent kool-aid.

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#105
11-01-2012, 05:45 AM
(11-01-2012, 05:29 AM)Duchess Wrote: [i]


Well...did she dance with you?


No but her friend did. hah
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#106
11-01-2012, 10:36 AM
(11-01-2012, 05:29 AM)Duchess Wrote:


When did you first realize that humor could be a chick magnet?
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I'm not sure guys pick up/learn things like that until our late 20's. For me at least.

We spent our younger years trying to impress the ladies with our looks and athletic bodies.

Now, even though I'm far from an expert, I think I know how to reach a woman (if I were single and trying).

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#107
11-01-2012, 10:43 AM
i always found making them laugh and being an able cook got my dick mouthwashed by the ladies.
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11-01-2012, 10:52 AM


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11-01-2012, 10:54 AM
(10-31-2012, 10:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-31-2012, 10:17 PM)username Wrote:
(10-31-2012, 09:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-31-2012, 09:25 PM)Donovan Wrote: And you people wondered why I reacted so strongly when he came here. Guy's certifiable and definitely off his meds.

Wouldn't surprise me if TKR was shut down for "maintenence" because the men in the white coats finally recaptured him.

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I thought you and him were kind of glued at the hips! Shocker.

Yeah its a true I'm a bigtime jack/Ma supporter but its weird I'm finding out that I haven't really missed him much since he's been gone plus Dono and the folks at spin-flippery make some excellent kool-aid.

Don't you interact with him at that other forum you two belong to?
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11-01-2012, 01:52 PM
(11-01-2012, 10:54 AM)ramseycat Wrote:
(10-31-2012, 10:46 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-31-2012, 10:17 PM)username Wrote:
(10-31-2012, 09:31 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(10-31-2012, 09:25 PM)Donovan Wrote: And you people wondered why I reacted so strongly when he came here. Guy's certifiable and definitely off his meds.

Wouldn't surprise me if TKR was shut down for "maintenence" because the men in the white coats finally recaptured him.

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I thought you and him were kind of glued at the hips! Shocker.

Yeah its a true I'm a bigtime jack/Ma supporter but its weird I'm finding out that I haven't really missed him much since he's been gone plus Dono and the folks at spin-flippery make some excellent kool-aid.

Don't you interact with him at that other forum you two belong to?

Not in about a month or two. I think the jack brainwashing has started to wear off.
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11-01-2012, 03:19 PM
(11-01-2012, 05:10 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Flag usually gives himself away by screaming at me or sends me pm's shouting TALK DIRTY TO ME.

I thought I was the only one who does that! Dramaqueen
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#112
11-01-2012, 07:24 PM
No one has tried to give shit to Clang for supporting Jack/Ma, but Jack is an all-or-nothing kind of guy. Fraternizing with anybody on his "enemies" list will get you the cold shoulder pretty quick.
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11-01-2012, 07:41 PM
I always kept my friendships regardless of jacks wars.
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11-01-2012, 08:21 PM
(11-01-2012, 07:24 PM)Donovan Wrote: No one has tried to give shit to Clang for supporting Jack/Ma, but Jack is an all-or-nothing kind of guy. Fraternizing with anybody on his "enemies" list will get you the cold shoulder pretty quick.



OMG!!! Seriously...28

Please tell me you Jack/Ma supporters don't really give a shit if this double Douchebag gives you the cold shoulder, do you?
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11-01-2012, 08:40 PM
jack is my friend has been years, but if I wasn't friends with all his enemies I wouldn't be able to talk to most of the internet.
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11-01-2012, 09:11 PM
(11-01-2012, 08:40 PM)ESAD Wrote: jack is my friend has been years, but if I wasn't friends with all his enemies I wouldn't be able to talk to most of the internet.

Yeah but he's jumped in your shit a time or three for it. Plus you never called him gnome or flaglerjack. He gets real touchy about those.
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11-01-2012, 09:13 PM
(11-01-2012, 08:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(11-01-2012, 07:24 PM)Donovan Wrote: No one has tried to give shit to Clang for supporting Jack/Ma, but Jack is an all-or-nothing kind of guy. Fraternizing with anybody on his "enemies" list will get you the cold shoulder pretty quick.



OMG!!! Seriously...28

Please tell me you Jack/Ma supporters don't really give a shit if this double Douchebag gives you the cold shoulder, do you?

Just an observation...there's a part of me feels badly for jack. He paints himself into a lot of corners.
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11-01-2012, 09:16 PM
(11-01-2012, 09:11 PM)Donovan Wrote:
(11-01-2012, 08:40 PM)ESAD Wrote: jack is my friend has been years, but if I wasn't friends with all his enemies I wouldn't be able to talk to most of the internet.

Yeah but he's jumped in your shit a time or three for it. Plus you never called him gnome or flaglerjack. He gets real touchy about those.

He slagged on me for 6months after I returned from OZ, sided with SuN and never even gave me a word for my side, I remained behind the scenes at RH maintaining he was not flag as he insulted me, but I am a man of honor, I would not change my view because of him being a bitch.

Plus never forget, It's the internetz.
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#119
11-01-2012, 09:16 PM
Plus we all liked jacklerchat.
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11-01-2012, 09:34 PM
(11-01-2012, 09:16 PM)ESAD Wrote: Plus we all liked jacklerchat.

Speak for yourself, all that talking to himself wore thin and became irritating after a while.
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