If I came to your house for Halloween, what would I get?

[Midwest Spy]

That's ^^^^ it's own entity.

Hope you get it!

[sally]

I'll take that closet and the house that goes with it.

[ramseycat]

Meh. It's not the sweat that gets me hot, it's the idea of a bigass closet.

It's all about the closet MS. A nice big walk in closet with shelves and drawers and all the goodies will make a woman swoon. Well this woman anyway. And Duchess.

[HairOfTheDog]

He knows first-hand that it's really a bangin' wardrobe that gets us (and all women across the land) wet and ready.

I could be wet & ready for less.

Exactly.

Lots of different things turn on lots of different women in lots of different ways. The bulging wallet or full bank account isn't a carrot for me, personally (but the walk in closet does look tempting).

One truth is universal though: the male wardrobe is the ultimate female aphrodisiac. I know this to be the gospel truth because the 3 Wise Men that I worship have been convincingly preaching that message for years. Here's the sermon:



I trust ZZ Top over a guy wearing a blouse featuring sail boats when it comes to knowing how to sexually attract women. Call it a hunch.

[Donovan]

Women are so easy. No challenge to it at all. Christ I'm gonna need more fishing poles.

I got gingercrotch, drunken ex-promqueen AND hotdog fighting over one hook.

Last minute bills weren't mine, I was helping somebody out of a jam and cut myself short. Giving greedy little snotnoses candy ain't really a priority. Fuck em.

PS the best way to tell if you hit a nerve with superficial women is how fast they line up to tell you how wrong you are.

[HairOfTheDog]

Women are so easy. No challenge to it at all. Christ I'm gonna need more fishing poles.

I got gingercrotch, drunken ex-promqueen AND hotdog fighting over one hook.

Last minute bills weren't mine, I was helping somebody out of a jam and cut myself short. Giving greedy little snotnoses candy ain't really a priority. Fuck em.

PS the best way to tell if you hit a nerve with superficial women is how fast they line up to tell you how wrong you are.

"I did it on purpose and everyone's reacting exactly as I wanted them to; I own them". Good choice, Donovan - always believable.

If you continue to straight-up knock me out with your blistering insults about female superficiality, I'm going to need to whip up a big batch of eggnog right away. I've heard it will help to cushion the blow when I land flat on my ass again. Badass!

[Duchess]

Does being materialistic also mean I'm superficial. If so, I'll own that bullshit.

[Donovan]

Donovan: Women are turned on by guys with money.

Sally: No wai! I only want a big house! And expensive candy to impress the neighbors!

User: No wai! I only want a big closet for all my expensive clothes and also my new car!

Duchess: No wai! Big closet for all MY stuff!

Hotdog: No wai! I only like when he wears an expensive nice wardrobe!
Also, who put the bomp in the bompdi bomp shubomp?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MS don't believe them. They have no fucking idea how fixated they are and that's why they're all insane. If they didn't smell so damn good....

[Donovan]

Ps Duchess is the only woman here who recognizes the reality of it. Nothing wrong with superficiality as long as you call it what it is...

[username]

Ps Duchess is the only woman here who recognizes the reality of it. Nothing wrong with superficiality as long as you call it what it is...

I never denied it. I was just pointing out that you don't seem to possess what you profess women find sexy. You explained it by saying your imaginary g/f has low standards so I guess there are some exceptions or at least women vary with regards to their materialism.



Even though you're dirt poor, I still think your smile is kinda sexy.

[HairOfTheDog]

Well, I don't know about the others, but Donovan's got me pegged!, albeit a sharp-dressed man usually consists of a t-shirt and jeans for me (and that sail boat blouse of his is worthy of mock tribute).

So, yeah, I'm probably the worst kind of neurotic mess. I'm only in it for the loving, touching, squeezing - it's tearing me apart. In fact, I once whispered to my lover, "hey, even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with you honey, and everything will bring a chain of love". He owned me right then and there, on the living room floor. I've gotta up my game...

[Duchess]

Duchess: No wai! Big closet for all MY stuff!

I don't recall saying no way. My initial comment regarding this was to Hot D and it was a wise crack about being hot for a big closet.

[Donovan]

Nah I just had to find one poorer than me. No question I'm poor as fuck, a combination of not really giving a fuck about material goods and caring a little too much about women who smell good. I tend to give all my money and stuff to people who need it more than me. Truthfully I had the middle class white picket fence thing and it made me uncomfortable as hell. I'd walk away from all of it if I decided I wanted a change. Lots of people, not just women, have trouble understanding that philosophy in our culture.

Except my books, none of it matters. I'd have trouble leaving those...

[Donovan]

Pps I'm just screwing with you girls. You DO know that right?

[sally]

I've been dirt poor and if I didn't have three kids I probally wouldn't care much either. But I decided to work and I like that it allowed me to afford a big house, fancy cars, lavish vacations and something to leave my kids when I die other than my bills. So sue me.

[sally]

Pps I'm just screwing with you girls. You DO know that right?

So you're saying you really don't enjoy being dirt poor?

[Donovan]

Could care less about money. Only girls are hung up on money. Haven't you been paying attention? Swear to god you should do a PSA on what booze does to your brain capacity.

[Duchess]

I like money, resources & nice things. When the hurricane was coming, I wasn't worried about dying, I was worried about my stuff!

[ramseycat]

I like money, resources & nice things. When the hurricane was coming, I wasn't worried about dying, I was worried about my stuff!

Yea, but I bet you'd give it up for your favorite horse.

I like money and the stuff it can buy. But I would rather have less stuff and more peace.

[Duchess]

I bet you'd give it up for your favorite horse.

Well of course I would. A life is way more important than my pretty new hat/scarf set.