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[HarveySykes]

Unlike majority of the mothers posted about on mock I have chosen to take care of my sick toddler. I'm still interesting. Just some long sleepless sick nights lately. Watching Barney over and over and over and fucking over again.

Harvey doesn't hump. He's a rare exception. Last week I caught him in the closet making sweet love to a build a bear. Hasn't happened since.

Harvey Anthony sounds like a gentleman weiner. And, non-discriminatory too, going for the cross-species bear lovin' and all. Definitely better behaved than the weiners that I've had on my hands.

I hope your child feels better soon, Harvey. Not only for his/her sake, but I watched a lot of Barney with my nieces and nephews back in the day; that purple bastard can drive a bitch insane after a while. Your willingness to watch him over and over pretty much guarantees that we'll never end up reading about you in the "Another Mother" crime block thread.

P.s. Speaking of those moms, that heartless POS who glued her two year old girl's hands to the wall and beat her into a coma (in front of her other children) got 99 years. 99 years, made my day.

See ya around...

Harvey Anthony is anything but a gentleman. He hides in blankets and shakes without a sweater. He licks his balls often, and chases squirrels. He constantly needs to be around the baby, which often entails sticking his nose in the crib until she wakes up. He's a dick, a real dick. And I forgot, he had sex with my sisters cat once when i took him to my parents while the cat was in heat. Not just humping, true sex. I forgot that ever happened. You're right on his acceptance of other species. I'll give him that.

Thanks for the well wishes on my daughter. Barney is a lot better than Yo Gabba Gabba which is usually what is on. It's her new thing, I've seen every episode of Gabba about 69 trillion times, so I'd rather take the fat purple Dino. Last night there was a Christmas episode with 3 midgets rapping. My husband and I were laughing hysterically. The most awkward thing ever. Do yourself a favor and YouTube it.

Seriously that's disgusting, and 99 years makes me happy but its certainly not what she deserves. She deserves what she did to her child, plus more. I will never understand how a mother can hurt her own child. My daughters terrible twos have begun, early I might add... And everything is "no mine!" Followed by meltdowns... And never would it cross my mind to hurt her. She is really pushing buttons lately, but that's how she learns? Right? Whatever. This world is full of sick fucks. I'm probably going to be extremely overbearing because of my morbid obsession with crimes. I know too much. I don't think I'll ever let her ride her bike alone, that's for sure.

[nrkerr]

Thanks! And funny you should ask. Upon making this username I googled Harvey Sykes and found out the exact information you just told me. HAHA!!! Actually, Harvey is my weiner dog. Apparently it's a popular dog name! (His middle name is Anthony if anyone is asking.....)

If you've given your dog a middle name, you are most certainly a dog lover.

We had two weiner dogs for a period when I was growing up, Vinnie and Max (no middle names). Very cute, but they liked to hump, a lot!

P.s. beware of @username; she's cool, but she'll mock you and make you laugh when you least expect it.

My dog's name is Madison Belle...

Not that you care, just throwing that out there.

[HairOfTheDog]

Thanks! And funny you should ask. Upon making this username I googled Harvey Sykes and found out the exact information you just told me. HAHA!!! Actually, Harvey is my weiner dog. Apparently it's a popular dog name! (His middle name is Anthony if anyone is asking.....)

If you've given your dog a middle name, you are most certainly a dog lover.

We had two weiner dogs for a period when I was growing up, Vinnie and Max (no middle names). Very cute, but they liked to hump, a lot!

P.s. beware of @username; she's cool, but she'll mock you and make you laugh when you least expect it.

My dog's name is Madison Belle...

Not that you care, just throwing that out there.

That's a cute name.

I don't have pets because I live alone and don't have a predictable schedule; afraid they'd be neglected (or starve). But, we always had tons of animals growing up and never thought to give any of them middle names. I like it.

I wonder if many of the other pet owners here at Mock have middle-named dogs or cats?

[Duchess]

I wonder if many of the other pet owners here at Mock have middle-named dogs or cats?

No, I haven't but I do have one cat that has about a half dozen names.

[HairOfTheDog]

He's a dick, a real dick. And I forgot, he had sex with my sisters cat once when i took him to my parents while the cat was in heat. Not just humping, true sex. I forgot that ever happened. You're right on his acceptance of other species. I'll give him that.

Is it wrong that I like Harvey Anthony more after this last post? That pussy-chasing little weiner! If you tell me it was a black cat that HA fell in love with, I'd probably be ready to adopt that liberal little bastard right out from under you.

[Jimbone]

so I'd rather take the fat purple Dino.

This is a sexual reference, isn't it?

[BuffaloBelle]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

[Sphincter Cop]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

Did it have a name?

[JsMom]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

[BuffaloBelle]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

Did it have a name?

Yes, yes it did.
I lovingly called it "sphincter cop"
It was always policing my orifices.

[Jimbone]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

Ah, I see you did too.

[JsMom]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

Ah, I see you do too.

Fixed

[Sphincter Cop]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

Did it have a name?

Yes, yes it did.
I lovingly called it "sphincter cop"
It was always policing my orifices.

And now I'm homo.....

[Jimbone]

Fixed

Well done JsMom, well done! Bb's and an open mind - a true catch!

[Eat Shit And Die]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

Did it have a name?

Yes, yes it did.
I lovingly called it "sphincter cop"
It was always policing my orifices.

[aussiefriend]

I had a fat purple dildo once.

Did it have a name?

Yes, yes it did.
I lovingly called it "sphincter cop"
It was always policing my orifices.

you must have used it when you wanted some 'back door' action.

[JsMom]

Fixed

Well done JsMom, well done! Bb's and an open mind - a true catch!

Exceptionally so...

[HarveySykes]

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My dog's name is Madison Belle...

Not that you care, just throwing that out there.

I love people with middle dog names... unless Belle is after Twilight. I will judge you.

[HarveySykes]

He's a dick, a real dick. And I forgot, he had sex with my sisters cat once when i took him to my parents while the cat was in heat. Not just humping, true sex. I forgot that ever happened. You're right on his acceptance of other species. I'll give him that.

Is it wrong that I like Harvey Anthony more after this last post? That pussy-chasing little weiner!

[HarveySykes]

so I'd rather take the fat purple Dino.

This is a sexual reference, isn't it?

I'm glad you caught on to my typo.